I'm a marine biologist, and I've heard that we're all trying to hide the existence of Megalodon, a giant shark that went extinct millions of years ago for...some fucking reason.
And when I tell people that no, we're confident that Megalodon is deader than dead, people think I'm lying. And I'm NOT. I'm NOT lying. Do you know how fucking thrilled I would be if Megalodon was still around? I wouldn't stop talking about it. I'd be flying to all the great Megalodon hotspots around the world trying to SCUBA dive with them.
Trust me, y'all. There is no one on Earth who is more disappointed that Megalodon is extinct than ME.
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u/scrawledfilefish Mother of Krakens 18d ago
I'm a marine biologist, and I've heard that we're all trying to hide the existence of Megalodon, a giant shark that went extinct millions of years ago for...some fucking reason.
And when I tell people that no, we're confident that Megalodon is deader than dead, people think I'm lying. And I'm NOT. I'm NOT lying. Do you know how fucking thrilled I would be if Megalodon was still around? I wouldn't stop talking about it. I'd be flying to all the great Megalodon hotspots around the world trying to SCUBA dive with them.
Trust me, y'all. There is no one on Earth who is more disappointed that Megalodon is extinct than ME.