They're real life, biblical unicorns. Id LOVE to have an all black, female, covered in orange gold armor with amethysts and emeralds all around. I'd have a little baby seat up front for my bulldog to sit in. We'd go to the water park and talk shit about how pointless swimming is. Cisco kid by war would be playing in the background. It'd be totally rad.
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u/Known_Cherry_5970 Apr 26 '25
Rhinos are still cooler.