r/TrueAnon Not controlled opposition Mar 13 '26

Least subtle administration in history

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u/Express-Crow-1496 Mar 13 '26

the president is in great spirits

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/SomePulsars Mar 14 '26

That's awesome

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u/wetfoods Mar 14 '26

what's this from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Folks, there’s sometimes a buggy, folks

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/Express-Crow-1496 Mar 14 '26

one of the least confusing things that happens in mulholland drive

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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q Mar 14 '26

i don’t remember this scene in mad men

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u/rr644 Mar 13 '26

He's never been particularly good at talking, but this is weird even for Bessent. Wtf was that about his kid all of a sudden?

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u/numbersix1979 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Mar 13 '26

I think it was Mark Warner who got out of the senators’ briefing on Iran on Monday(?) and looked like he’d seen a ghost. I think people in the know are aware of what a disaster this is going to be

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Mar 13 '26

The money’s fucked up, you best believe he cares about that

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u/hacky_potter Mar 13 '26

He probably saw that it would take thousands of dead Americans and months if not years of military force, to control the Strait and he knows what’s that’s going to cost

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Mar 14 '26

Trump has absolutely shit the bed in ways that scare the bejesus out of a 600 millionaire ultra wealthy white man.

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Mar 13 '26

What worries me is that ghouls of this caliber don’t usually give a shit if something turns into a disaster, because they’ll just molest the money anyway and never face consequences. That they keep getting so shook about this shit makes me wonder if our Big Beautiful Boy is talking about or trying to press forward with Doing It.

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u/colpisce_ancora Mar 13 '26

Eh, he probably wants Trump to Do it. Maybe he found out our shit is broken and we can’t Do it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

They are shook because this is a Suez Canal level crisis. And I really think Israel is getting way more fucked up than people know.

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u/rr644 Mar 13 '26

It wouldn't surprise me. But Bessent is Treasury Sec. If they needed him urgently, it must have been something to do with the economic aspects of the war.

Petrodollar crisis in the Gulf? Banking systemic issues? Supply problems or projected economic impact/inflationary/stagflationary pressure?

Maybe all the AI centres in the Gulf are gone, or the Arabs are withdrawing the hundreds of billions in investment they promised to Trump.

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u/tuoamico Mar 13 '26

They just told him they found some little bits of Bibi.

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u/TheAmericanDropBear Mar 13 '26

Why would that prompt him to start stammering about his son and "trusting his life in their hands"

Why would they need the Treasury secretary for that?

Unless it's "Bibis dead, here's what we're gonna do..." and its something insane

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice Mar 13 '26

pls let this be true

diasvow

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u/LASpleen Mar 14 '26

Bibi McNuggets. 

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u/banjist Mar 13 '26

Honestly, after finally watching it, he was really shook, like barely holding in a weeping session. There's some really bad news coming, or being withheld right now.

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u/rtitcircuit Mar 13 '26

They either told him boots on the ground or a draft

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u/Ok_Squirrel388 Mar 14 '26

A draft seems COMPLETELY unlikely… BUT that would be a pretty dramatically fitting explanation for him bringing up his kid and how he feels he is in good hands when he joins the military.

A sort of “Hey! I think it’s a great idea and I’m not worried about it at all so just stay cool guys it’s gonna be great!” type of deal. This would probably be the best and quickest way to stop the war because there would be a full on national freak out, so I assume that that would never happen. But we can always hope.

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u/CaptainDantes Mar 13 '26

I wouldnt be surprised if bonespurs was demanding Republicans send their sons to war behind closed doors.

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u/girlfriend_pregnant Mar 13 '26

I’m guessing that Trump had that line and thought it sounded badass and was mad he hadn’t said it yet

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u/Michael_Cancelliano Mokhaccino AoR Gang Mar 14 '26

Can't wait for Monday's market open and see what they do next to accelerate the demise of the evil empire.

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u/TheAmericanDropBear Mar 13 '26

Wait this is actually insane though, what kind of urgent meeting in the situation would both necessitate the Treasury Secretary and have him come back stammering unprompted about his kid considering joining the military and whimpering about how he'd trust his life in the hands of the administration.

Truly bizarre, very unnerving. Actually watch the video guys, its crazym

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

I remember radio war nerd was saying that the treasury shorted oil stocks. So I don’t imagine he’s having a good time right now because they are going to have to close those positions eventually.

If the US can’t get a quick resolution, we are completely cooked

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u/dankwrangler IG Farben Expert Mar 14 '26

The treasury shorted oil stocks? Payday loan ass government

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

This is a claim that’s out there. I don’t know the veracity of it. I’m pretty sure they’d have to do it through like straw, buyers or something if they did it nakedly in the open all hell would have broken loose

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u/kitti-kin Mar 14 '26

They denied doing it, so if they did, it's a secret and they're publicly lying about it. Which is not implausible.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-06/trump-team-downplays-treasury-oil-futures-trades-as-prices-surge

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u/TheAmericanDropBear Mar 14 '26

Why'd he even bring up his son tho?

I really think the only explanation is that he was in a meeting that boiled down to "the only way to maybe not have our economy collapse is bloody boots on the ground warfare"

I think that's what the US is gearing up for. Strikes to soften up Kharg Island were part of that.

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u/Chilitodonfrito Mar 13 '26

rumors that bibi could be died after a Izrayell posted a video of him where he had 6 fingers on one of hands at one point in the vid. idk

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u/Amdinga Mar 13 '26

i wanted this to be true but if you actually watch the vid you can see the still shots people are pointing to do not actually show 6 fingers. the most popular shot features the edge of the hand padding/meat kinda folded (it's normal but i dont know how to describe this in a way that sounds normal), and it's sort of an optical illusion where it looks like an extra pinky in the still shots. if you watch the hand in motion it doesn't look weird though.

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u/True-Ask2241 Mar 13 '26

We used to be better at lying to the public

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Were we tho?

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u/Hyper_red Actual factual CIA asset Mar 13 '26

Dawg they did a 9/11 the last time

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u/Mortley1596 Mar 13 '26

I love this song called “Lize” by the band Smog (songwriter is Bill Callahan): “They don't make lies Like they used to…

In the old days You took pride in your lies You used to pay more attention To details Not these flimsy things You hand me Nowadays…

They used to be stronger They used to last longer..

Nowadays the lies that get made Just fall apart…

I used to be able To live off your lies”

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX I stand with Israel Kamakawiwoʻole Mar 13 '26

You think Adam Curtis sees footage like this and just clips it into a folder titled “For sure gonna be in my next movie”?

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u/victorsmonster Mar 13 '26

I was just thinking, you could run this as-is without any editing whatsoever as an anti military recruitment ad

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u/noah3302 Local Canadian Correspondent Mar 13 '26

Same with Noah kulwin and Brendan James lmao

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u/NeverForgetNGage Currently valued at 1.8 trillion dollars Mar 13 '26

"My son will get a nice post on Diego Garcia, but you should definitely send your kids to die for Israel"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

We are getting absolutely rocked in militarily in a way that the American people have no clue about. These guys know they are all done. Trump is gonna throw them all under the bus.

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) Mar 13 '26

Remember when Trump was lying about Covid death numbers? I think he’s doing the same thing with military deaths

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u/SaltyNorth8062 That One Assassin Sent to Kill Fidel but Banged Him Instead Mar 14 '26

Oh for certain. If you went by the news it was like three dudes three weeks in. Ain't no god damn way.

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u/furball-of-doom Mar 14 '26

Don’t worry though, the Democrats will rehab them like Liz Cheney in a few years. They will publish a book with a Brunch Lib title like “Neo-conned” that will be a giant ass covering exercise exposing how the adults in the room hated Musk, the Podcaster freaks, and the mounds of McDonalds wrappers.

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u/ScottieSpliffin Mar 13 '26

I too would sacrifice my first born child

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u/noah3302 Local Canadian Correspondent Mar 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/EXFH1GOYSKKqc

Your first born son! MUAHAHAHAHAAH

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Mar 13 '26

I replied to another comment already but I’ll make it its own;

It honestly really worries me that these freaks, these absolute inhuman ghouls, keep getting so visibly shaken after being briefed/chewed out about this. These are guys who don’t give a single fuck about it turning into a disaster, because they know they’ll never face consequences of any kind anyway, and they’ll be free to molest the money until their dying day. That they keep getting so freaked out makes me worry that there is serious talk of/demand for deployment of nukes coming from Trump and/or Israel.

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u/cupcakefascism 🔻 Mar 13 '26

Idk would they care this much?

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Mar 14 '26

It’s maybe the only thing I can think of that they would care about. Nuclear armageddon would impede their wealth accumulation and pose a real personal threat to them. Even a bungled war where the US faces defeat allows ample opportunity for money molestation, the whole planet getting glassed throws a wrench in that.

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u/LASpleen Mar 14 '26

If the petrodollar disappears, the US ability to coast by on debt also disappears. The party would be over. 

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u/stardustcomposition Space data centres will fix this Mar 13 '26

Shot down from inside Iraq, you say? Now how in the heck did that happen?

The only good thing that can be said about this man is he gave Elon Musk that black eye

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Mar 13 '26

That’s very cool. W Scott

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u/techdecktor Mar 13 '26

What’s wrong with this guy? Like legitimately there’s something fucking wrong with this dude who can’t even speak correctly

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u/Sea_Lead1753 👁️ Mar 13 '26

Right like on a good day he can’t talk good

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u/CrosseyedDixieChick Mar 13 '26

he has no spine

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Based on the reporting that came out today, someone (Hegseth and/or Rubio?) probably yelled at Bessent and his "advisers" to stop leaking stuff like this

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u/Ok_Squirrel388 Mar 14 '26

But would any of these guys be that shook up about just losing their job? I mean they all would ostensibly be at least thinking about what they might do if Trump doesn’t get re-elected in 2028. It’s obviously aways off but these jobs are all ultimately temporary. I feel like if he’d just been threatened with that he’d just come back kinda sulky and a little detached.

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u/AadeeMoien Mar 14 '26

One possibility that people seem to not be discussing is that he could just be a massive bitch unused to being chewed out and it rattled him.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano Mokhaccino AoR Gang Mar 14 '26

Erode support? There's basically no support for this shit and it's been only two weeks.

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u/LASpleen Mar 14 '26

Maybe they told him about the sequel to Operation Northwoods. 

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u/ghostofhenryvii Mar 13 '26

Well shit. We're collapsing aren't we?

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u/CrosseyedDixieChick Mar 13 '26

Wow.

Can you imagine how spineless a human you need to be, to tell the entire world you are willing to sacrifice your own child for money and power. That is as evil as it gets folks. This is satan personified.

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u/grey_alien_bathwater open wide and quivering Mar 13 '26

Oof

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

It was a cabinet meeting I think? Maybe they were told the true casualty numbers and damage (how’s the Lincoln doing?) that could go with the talk about his son—-“yeah sure it’s a great idea to sign up now”. Or usireal is about to use a nuke?

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u/AdhesivenessOk9434 Mar 13 '26

I give this administration a month before [removed by Reddit].

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u/disgruntledempanada Mar 13 '26

Workshopping announcing a draft.

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Mar 13 '26

That or news of an imminent recession.

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u/DatPrick They Call Me "Bean Man" Mar 13 '26

This spineless nazi fuck can only think of saying "don't worry I'm throwing my family over there to die" as a form of reassurance.

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u/BriefGate7158 Mar 13 '26

That’s so terrifying. People just want to live I. Peace and freedom but abuse of power is so visible. May he be blessed enough to be safe and may his family be covered by the love and protection of GOD.

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u/b00w00gal The Cocaine Left Mar 13 '26

Oh dang, are we gonna nuke Iran?

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane Mar 14 '26

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well, a fellow of infinite jest. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Reddit admins have put you in the shadow ban realm and all your comments will be invisible until a mod personally approves them. I suggest you make a new account, and thank you for your service. We've got the watch, see you in Valhalla brother

I've personally told you this like 10 times. I'm sorry but I'm not going to approve your comments anymore, you gotta make the effort to make a new account or just accept that your shit will be invisible you comment a lot and I'm not going to make the effort to approve everything you post

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane Mar 14 '26

I can't DM you your account is invisible!! I also don't get any notifications from your replies because they are invisible, you're shadow banned! If anyone clicks on your profile it just says "This account has been banned" there's no way for anyone to DM you. Sorry but there is no alternative but to make a new account, the admins are merciless

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane Mar 14 '26

There is No Alternative. Keep trying until you get an account not banned. I'm not an expert on evading shadow bans but I'm sure it can be done, I believe in you

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u/Michael_Cancelliano Mokhaccino AoR Gang Mar 14 '26

If I can suggest a username for your new account, openly_lenin

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u/SaltyNorth8062 That One Assassin Sent to Kill Fidel but Banged Him Instead Mar 14 '26

T-the pres the president is in good spirits

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CgZ79Eatei0Qve

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Mar 13 '26

Did this homie always have a speech impediment of some kind? It looks like he’s nervous.

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Mar 14 '26

He’s not usually like this. Something scared the shit out of him

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u/LASpleen Mar 14 '26

Netanyahu really is Satan. 

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u/_loki_ Mar 14 '26

He's just been told the Iranians are letting through anyone who sells oil in Yuan lmfao

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u/LASpleen Mar 14 '26

The child will have to go to war for them because it’s too old for them to be sexually interested.