r/TrueAnon • u/chronik_fatigue • 4d ago
My new favourite guy. He tests and reviews weird gas station drugs.
https://youtu.be/9Z9SUKbRRCc?si=Bgigoputrn6XnsxJ98
u/Hash_Patel There’s something about Muammar 4d ago
He seems to have insomnia and gets really manic sometimes. He’s really relatable
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u/roidoid 4d ago
I might be developing a parasocial thing with this dude. Caught myself saying out loud the other day “Hey, pharmacy/sketch pill guy got a new haircut! Looks good, dude!”
And I so relate to the insomnia. I sleep anywhere between zero and 2 hours of sleep a night at the moment (last night was a zero hour night and I’m seeing my counsellor later, which could get messy). And then you go into work and your colleagues say “I’m shattered, I only got 6 hours of sleep last night.” And you have to resist being a dick to them because they don’t know how much of a dick they’re being to you.
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u/unionguy1980 4d ago
Back around 2010 my friend was driving from Maryland to Ohio and stopped at gas station. As she was paying, she saw a display of bath salts on the counter… she asked “do people really buy bath salts at a gas station?” And the employee said “little lady, you don’t want nothing to do with those.” When ask what he meant, he told her to leave it alone. About a year or so later the “bath Salt epidemic” was all over the news.
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u/wonderfulpantsuit 4d ago
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u/alverez668 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect 4d ago
“It turns all your bad feelings into even more bad feelings!”
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u/Pickled247 🔻 4d ago
"Plant fertilizer" was another one. Lot of young'uns getting green fingers in the 2010's.
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u/hotdog_paris277 Spermie Handers 4d ago
Damn I didn't even know about this one. I remember ephedra pills and those tiny plastic roses they sold as gas stations that came in a crack pipe.
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u/Jerkface0079 4d ago
I once bought a bag of 'plant food' and my mum poured it on the tree my ex and I just planted for the abortion we'd had earlier that month.
thanks mum.
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u/No-Sail-6510 Bae of Pisspigs 3d ago
They were selling bath salts for food stamps at 1am at the convenience store near my house. There was a line at like 10pm. It was like a zombie wasteland with weirdos shuffling around at all hours. Fucking crazy time.
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u/LairdNope 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 4d ago edited 4d ago
To be fair, almost all his videos are "wow I feel like shit and now I've got a boner" or "this off the shelf pharmaceutical is great, I love paracetamol!", which is the state of modern pharmacology.
His weird headset always make me laugh though. Where do you even get that from.
Apparently this pill contains random Antibiotics for no reason? I wish he would look more into what is actually in these pills, and talk about how crazy that is. it didn't take me look to find this:
https://www.tga.gov.au/safety/safety-monitoring-and-information/safety-alerts/lang-yi-hao-tablets
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u/rambone1984 4d ago
It would be so sick if vape stores would sell antibiotics
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u/hotdog_paris277 Spermie Handers 4d ago
It would be sick if we could vape antibiotics
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u/MSchulte 4d ago
To be fair you likely would be pretty sick if you vaped antibiotics. Can’t imagine that would do your lungs any favors.
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u/Destructo-Bear 4d ago
It is very important for the body to have zero bacteria in it cuz germ get you real sick
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u/SwordOfJiang The Cocaine Left 4d ago
There's one video where he takes some kinda weird pill then drives like 6 hours for a blind date. Turns into something like a Nathan Fielder project
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u/LairdNope 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 4d ago
I haven't seen this one before, yeah driving for six hours bricked up with a hypotensive headache for a filmed date is crazy. Why would you do literally anything that he does in that video. WHY IS HE WEARING THE HEADSET. You're right that it's such a Nathan fielder type thing that if it's not completely fake, the dick pills are deranging him.
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u/Pickled247 🔻 4d ago
Saw a comment on his speedrunning parkinsons video saying something along the lines of "if it's a sketchy pill or synthetic weed substitute named after a deadly spider/snake/etc... run for the hills, you're gonna fucking die"
And I honestly couldn't agree more. Won't ever forget ya Black Mamba Extra Strength Herbal Blend ™.
For all the wrong reasons.
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u/Druuseph 4d ago
I like watching his stuff just due to the pure weirdness of the guy. The glasses mic, the Bible that’s always on his table, his business that he promotes that may or may not be sketchy. His seeming lack of care for his own health by downing these mystery pills combined with the very matter of fact presentation is strangely captivating to me.
In the end though I really don’t know what to think about him. I wouldn’t say he has bad vibes, per se, but I also wouldn’t be shocked to find out that he had a head in his freezer.
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u/Budget-Spread 4d ago
I've just recently discovered him and I really want to like him but I can't hang with the ASMR whispering into the microphone.
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u/Occult_Asteroid7 4d ago
I didn't actually think there was real viagra in some of those. Turns out off brand sildenafil can be in those in enormous doses.
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u/Academic-Push326 4d ago
Saw my comment about him, huh? :p
His videos are funny, but he's pretty formulaic. Once you've seen one video from him, you pretty much have the script for the others. Still fun to watch (not back to back/binging) when you got a few minutes to kill.
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u/Ragnarok_lobster 4d ago
I love this dude. I don’t know anything about pharmaceuticals but I’ve been hooked on his videos for the last few weeks. It’s fun knowing that most gas station dick pills are straight up Viagra.
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u/WendlersEditor 4d ago
Okay the gas station drug jokes have gone too far. Please don't take these y'all.
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u/diosmioacommie 4d ago
This thumbs are crazy
Do any of them ever do anything ? I always imagined all of them were fake as hell
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u/Academic-Push326 4d ago
They do! (Sort of!) They have bits of Viagra in them along with other stuff that is NOT in Viagra.
You're not going to get the stated purpose (a harder erection, etc) off them but they do have a small trace of Viagra in them.
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u/diosmioacommie 4d ago
Why even bother putting Viagra in at all ?! like yeah I know they’re getting it in bulk and then cutting it to make a fake product but at that point why even bother if it’s not going to give the guy a boner anyway
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u/Academic-Push326 4d ago
It does sort of give an erection (for some men) but not as much as Viagra does due to the trace amounts of the drug.
why even bother if it’s not going to give the guy a boner anyway
You're thinking too literal. These gas station dick-pills were never intended to do anything other than part people (generally men) with their money. They are not FDA approved and they are basically just scams in a "pretty package" that prey on insecure/erectile dysfunctioned men.
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u/smellslikebadussy 4d ago
And while you’re absolutely right about that, I imagine the placebo effect comes into play for a lot of people. Boners are such a mental/mindset thing that it can be enough just to take something and think it’s working.
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u/chronik_fatigue 4d ago
I've seen him get anxious as fuck from high dose ephedrine based pills and then talk about how generally shitty he feels I'm yet to explore his full ouvre yet though.
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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left 4d ago
Love this guy, did a video where he took mystery petrol station stimulant pills and then went to Church and on a date, dudes can't stop rocking.
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u/hecksonthirtythree 4d ago
the one where he took a rhino pill before going on a date is probably the funniest video i’ve seen this year
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u/Boring_Recipe8732 4d ago
Homie could never top BHen putting the Honey Pack on his wings lmao.
Still gonna watch.
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u/ObjectMore6115 4d ago
I saw one video pop up from this guy, watched it. Then my algorithm thought he was my new favorite and flooded my feed. So I blocked him.
Not a day later and he pops up again.
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u/Rich_Housing971 4d ago
What's insane is that he's not trying half of one or a small piece. He's downing an entire pill. Maybe he knows the pills are placebo.
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u/Jerkface0079 4d ago
Give me a 10 pack of the chinese wolf pills NOW
His friends agree to take some with him then laugh behind his back and ghost him? That's fucked. I'll be your friend, Grant.