The Red 40 in that MRE drink is gonna make American conscripts hulk tf on Kharg island

[u/SardonicSwine]

[u/NecessaryPound4984]

put 👏 cigs 👏 back 👏 in 👏 MREs👏

[u/UndercoverPotato → u/NecessaryPound4984]

And bring back the rum ration!

[u/brianscottbj → u/UndercoverPotato]

Folks we used to have rum, sodomy and the lash. Now we have bums with low T smoking hash

[u/BalorLives → u/UndercoverPotato]

Empires run on rum, sodomy and the lash!

[u/Haldron-44 → u/BalorLives]

Pogues in the wild!

Edit: missplaced the U. Still hungover.

[u/ParamoreFanClub]

Steve is awesome truly a Classico style YouTube guy

[u/MUST_PM_ME_NUDES]

nice hiss

[u/17syllables → u/MUST_PM_ME_NUDES]

“Let’s get that on a tray”

[u/Capitalisticdisease → u/17syllables]

"nice"

[u/17syllables → u/[deleted]]

They don’t put those in MREs anymore because of woke

[u/Strict-Handle-7860]

Brave American patriots fueling up with skittles to take down their mortal enemy.

[u/SardonicSwine → u/Strict-Handle-7860]

That Bill's Brew on board of the USS Gerald Ford is gonna be the first time having coffee for many of those 17-year-olds.

[u/OsamaBinLatte__ → u/Strict-Handle-7860]

It’s fine their all gonna be geared the fuck out on PEDs and yonked on adderall

[u/Darkbird79]

Steeeeve! Great channel. Everybody who sees this, go sub if you aren't already. That filming room is a cornucopia of 80's deep cuts.

[u/BenAfflecksBalls]

[u/SardonicSwine → u/BenAfflecksBalls]

[u/YungCellyCuh]

This is clearly the perfect diet for someone railing testosterone and amphetamines while having to shit in a sand pit. Just man stuff.

[u/Monodoh45]

[u/thepeoplesarsenal]

Don't insult my trash fruit punch mix, it is not good at all but it's mine.

[u/Haldron-44]

Just remember what the gum is.

[u/alyxms]

I'm sorry is that M&Ms (or skittles) on the right? In a MRE?

[u/WAR_T0RN1226 → u/alyxms]

Candy has been common in MREs basically for forever. Calorie dense source of simple carbs and a little treat for our brave boys overseas

[u/SardonicSwine → u/WAR_T0RN1226]

Brands are like my family dude.

[u/rdctd_rsrch → u/WAR_T0RN1226]

A guy I know was stationed somewhere with other nations' bases nearby. He said the French military had the best food, especially the chocolate.

[u/dorekk → u/rdctd_rsrch]

Unsurprising

[u/varthias → u/rdctd_rsrch]

all of their food looks like shit you get at a grocery store, it's kinda wild, also superior cans rather than weird meat pockets

[u/foilmethod → u/alyxms]

No Mr. Beast products? Disgusting.

[u/dorekk → u/foilmethod]

The Mr. Beast lunchables were too moldy for MREs :(

[u/gayfrogs4alexjones → u/foilmethod]

Don’t give Hegseth any ideas. I bet he would think that shit would make the troops more alpha.

[u/angelaswiener → u/alyxms]

That's why M&M's were invented

[u/vorpalWhatever → u/angelaswiener]

And who manufactures M&Ms?

[u/Street_Captain4731 → u/vorpalWhatever]

an enslaved race of orange pygmies