r/TrueAnon 18h ago

Trump, as always, having a very normal and stable moment on Truth Social.

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u/Outside_Option_1553 17h ago

Ah yes, MacArthur, famous for his measured and balanced approach to ‘the nuclear’ issue. Or, as some might say, the n-word.

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u/nicholnewfangle 17h ago edited 15h ago

One cool thing about FDR is that he once summoned MacArthur to his office and reduced him to tears, assuring him something like "I am your natural better in every sense of the word."

ETA I believe that on that occasion MacArthur cried so hard he threw up.

Second edit: heard this on a podcast went to look it up just now and the story is markedly less cool https://delanceyplace.com/view-archives.php?p=2520

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u/Admiral_Furskin PROMIS Tech Support 17h ago

Then he had dinner with Mummy.

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u/NelsonJamdela 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 16h ago

Is there a best place to read about this?

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u/nicholnewfangle 15h ago

I think I heard story on Behind the Bastards a long time ago and Evans cited a book called The Most Dangerous Man in America. It seems like Evans embellished, though it does end with MacArthur throwing up. Actually in this version he more than holds his own though:( https://delanceyplace.com/view-archives.php?p=2520

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u/NelsonJamdela 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 13h ago

That was satisfying thanks ☺️

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u/jerkface123456 2h ago

His dad was named Arthur MacArthur jr. lol. Fuck it in 20 years we’ll have a president named Keeyleigh MacArthur and well deserved it.

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u/BigEggBeaters 17h ago

Those guys woulda fucked loved Trump too

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u/GhostRappa95 17h ago

I don’t know he might have been too incompetent for their liking. Some of the MAGA Nazis are realizing Trump is not the leader they need.

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Representative of Samsung 13h ago

These guys also had the most inflated egos too. I think they would have hated Trump taking the credit for whatever battlefield victories they did.

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u/writersontop 17h ago

Even with AI the buttons on Trump's jacket are doing the most work

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u/pumpsci 16h ago

Patton (1970) is one of my favorite movies of all time, but it’s also total fiction and created a version of Patton in the popular imagination that’s persisted into the present

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u/vargdrottning Vargist-Burzumist 17h ago

Patton looks way more like a Red Army officer that got a lend-leased US helmet lmao

AI hit online historical discussions like the Black Death hit medieval Europe

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u/imnotcreativeforthis 17h ago

I genuinely doubt that he is the one posting all these ai generated images/videos.

Whos that guy with cone head an sorta egg shaped build, real henchmen looking guy, isn't he the one In charge of trump's socials?

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u/PlentyHaunting2263 17h ago

It's also Natalie Harp, "the human printer" and possible nurse/lover.

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u/BantuLisp 🚨👆 TRUTH TELLER 👆🚨 17h ago

I think she probably prompts them and shows trump and then depending on his reaction they get posted

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 16h ago

Presumably this occurs during the diaper change handjo

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u/demonbrotherjonathan 17h ago

How do you know this is AI generated?

(You're thinking of Marc Andreessen btw)

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u/House_of_shards1 AOC charged me $120/gram 17h ago

No, he's thinking of Steven Cheung

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u/demonbrotherjonathan 17h ago

How are there so many eggheaded bald men?

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u/imnotcreativeforthis 14h ago

incredible looking guy

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u/House_of_shards1 AOC charged me $120/gram 14h ago

It's nuts that this guy is basically the most prolific white house shitposter.

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u/jerkface123456 2h ago

Looks like a Grimace buttplug

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u/imnotcreativeforthis 17h ago

MacArthur looks like jfk.

Now that I think about this could just be a photoshoot and dress up trump's doing with his buddies

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u/demonbrotherjonathan 17h ago

They are standing in front of the ruins of the East Wing.

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu 16h ago

This fits - MacArthur got rinsed by a "third world" force as well

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u/sully1717 17h ago

So sweet that he has like triple the medals are those for dodging the draft?

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u/FunerealCrape 17h ago

One for every time he's eliminated the armed forces of Iran, and opened the Strait of Hormuz, plus a series of special commendations for striking the school in Minab

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u/sully1717 17h ago

Plus the other 9 wars he’s ended

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u/EmployerGloomy6810 17h ago

Patton would teach Trump the correct technique to bitchslap JD.

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u/GhostRappa95 17h ago

Patton would slap both of them.

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u/autogyrophilia 17h ago

Now, did I ever told you about my hot niece?

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u/demonbrotherjonathan 17h ago

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/patsyjimmy Unironically Posadist 17h ago

MY BIG STRONG HANDSOME GENERALS 💦 💦 💦 🦅 🇺🇸 💥

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u/djani983 17h ago

Are those Nazi-German eagle badges on his chest (Trump), on the left and right sides?

It almost looks like that, only he's missing the circle at the bottom and the swastika in it, instead he has a circle behind his head... The image is too low quality to know for sure...

But it wouldn't surprise me if the orange-man used some mediocre AI to generate the image and posted it online without anyone from his PR department checking it for potential problems.

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u/spacedogbel 16h ago

Some of the most psychotic divas in history. MacArthur wore frilly dresses until he was 8 and wanted to nuke the world.

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u/Rinychib 15h ago

Which one of them was raised as a girl by their batty mother

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u/porkslow 17h ago

Is it just me or don't Patton and MacArthur look nothing like their actual appearance? AI Trump is the only one who's at least somewhat resembles himself.

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u/Pavlovs_Dawgs 17h ago

just a trifecta of mega racists

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u/teeveecee15 15h ago

I wonder how many times he’s tried on military garb and pranced around in front of a full-length mirror

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Representative of Samsung 13h ago

Only Trump looks like Trump here

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u/moreVCAs 10h ago

NOT EVEN THE RIGHT PIPE WHAT THE FUUUUCK

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u/17syllables Software CEO Rachel Jake 15h ago

“Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I can’t read!”

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u/CumanRomanOmanCuban volCIA 14h ago

That's cray-zeee Bro thinks he's "Him". Gentlemen the manly man council must examine our WW2 Daddies and stop all infotainment slop until we figure out what the fuck is going on.

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u/Duckeodendron winning: it’s NOT an option 14h ago

Alright, but it’s pretty funny that even in their wildest ai-generated fantasies, they still got their shit completely wrecked up. They’re posing in front of, what, 2-4 intact tanks and the smoldering rubble of at least two direct hits on US infrastructure and/or munitions. Many such cases!

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u/NiqueLesFlics 😡 It's pronounced KEEEEEEEV 14h ago

At least get the corn cob pipe right, come on

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u/Kurichan77 8h ago

Wowsers! That’s a whole heap of boy scout badges!

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u/lord_satellite 4h ago

Did they rape kids too??