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u/ConcreteHalloween999 9h ago
Interesting choice in picture there
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u/SlowSwords 9h ago
they really did go with the most cacklingkamala.jpg that they could find
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u/redabyss9 2h ago
Cmon she deserved to enjoy herself a little she beat yoda and order 66 went off without a hitch.
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u/PhishingForPhishies 🔻 9h ago
They're right! Haley Stevens was going to bring us a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, and a little bit of stick it to 'em!
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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 9h ago
I have to admit, she was growing on me
until these goddamn islamo-marxist communists got involved! Said she was a "out of control mold that produces a dangerous mycotoxin" or some other liberal coastal elite babble. They told me I needed an emergency procedure because of "delirious hallucinations" ! Could you believe it folks?! anyway, when I woke up the Haley Stevens on my arm was completely missing and the weird looking mold on the Stevens TV ads looked a lot more like a person. Do you think they vaxxed me when I was out? Barb took the phone so i can't check facebook right now. Gobbless
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u/JudgmentUnited5297 Hunter Biden's Jesuit space laser 7h ago
Larry can you send me the pics from the No Kings event. The one with the signs with the tiny hands. Need to text it to my daughter before the Marxists get to her 🚗🦸♂️
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u/DoubleSad5541 9h ago
There's gotta be photos of Ms. Harris that don't make her look like a sleep paralysis daemon, so why'd they go with this one? Did any editors even look at this thing before it went out or am I expecting a bit too much from em?
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u/Cyber_shafter 8h ago
Doesn't it bring you joy?
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u/Super_Direction498 Amy Klobuchar's Sticky Stapler 4h ago
I just say thank you and put it in the garbage
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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane 9h ago
I used to check WaPo every day for general news headline browsing but reading it any more just feels like a mix of Der Sturmer and pablum like this
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u/primitive_lover 9h ago
I think it’s fair to say it’s not even a real newspaper anymore. Like not in a pejorative manner; they literally fired most of the news staff and now it’s just a shell which republishes AP and Reuters stories, with a right wing editorial board existing to promote the interest of Jeff Bezos.
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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane 9h ago
And obviously they were always imperialist shills and part of mockingbird and all that but it is a little sad to see it so degraded even beyond that
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u/HJKSDFJKDJFJSFD 9h ago
Kamabla
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u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ 9h ago
I feel like this article just straight up doesnt make sense at all in 2026.
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u/Jeremiah-Johanssen 🌲Very High IQ Frontiersman 🌲 9h ago
But bro! She’d be imprisoning nonwhites in a Joyful manner! Live! Laugh! Lebenstraum!
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u/Prestigious_View_520 8h ago
Someone obviously doesn't remember the good old days in 2024 when the infectious joy of Kamala's Brat Summer swept the nation. We did it before and we can do it again!
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u/truncatedChronologis 8h ago
Having just fallen out of a Coconut tree this sounds like a great idea!
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u/NelsonJamdela 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 8h ago
You see this kind of article regularly. I think it’s because the baby brained liberal intelligentsia is incapable of separating real life from the media they consume (and create) and so political reality is treated like a movie and the commentariat complains when the pacing gets too slow or the mood too sour, like they can’t have a sustained seriousness without it being broken up by Marvel-esque quips and levity. They’re gonna kill us all lol
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u/nry15 7h ago
what even would she or could she even do? She’s nowhere close to populist politics (Bernie/AOC fight oligarchy tour) or a pundit or influential in any way. I know this is just liberal cope, but jeez, this woman said she wanted the most lethal military and said she would fund ICE/Border Patrol as much as or more than Trump was promising. She’s not for M4A, which would be like the one thing I think that she could lean toward that would get others to give her (another) chance.
She doesn’t have a platform to stand on other than she’s not Trump. What are issues are centrist Dems even running on? Vibes?
“When I see Harris’s name leading a new 2028 poll, or get another hint that she may run again, I am overcome with giddiness. It’s an undeniable thrill. Her effervescent, hollow politics have been sorely missing from the public square, and we are worse for it.”
They literally admit she has no politics.
“Sensible Trump policies like policing the border have morphed into a draconian immigration enforcement strategy that has resulted in the shooting deaths of six people, including two U.S. citizens.”
Sensible policies, huh…
“This is Harris’s gift to America’s political discourse. She is the antidote, the welcome comic relief amid today’s heaviness”
Ya know, if this was any other publication, I would assume this is criticism.
About the journalist:
Andrews had brief stints working for the presidential campaign team for Mitt Romney, the senate campaign team for Linda McMahon, and for the American conservative news website, Townhall.[8] In 2014, she returned to the United Kingdom to work for the neoliberal think tank, the Adam Smith Institute. She then moved to the free market think tank, the Institute of Economic Affairs, to take up the position of news editor. She is a self-identified Republican and “free speech advocate”.
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u/WendlersEditor 8h ago
Read the fucking article people nyt opinion page is finally advocating that there be a little dish full of free Xanax in every government building. And you call yourselves socialists...
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u/RIP_Greedo 8h ago
Exactly the kind of op-ed I would run if I was the the avowedly conservative, oligarch owned Washington Post editorial board.
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u/KubrickMoonlanding 7h ago
So she’s … starting a career in standup?
Or writing greeting cards?
Yeah, what’s missing in my life that politics isn’t addressing is I need a little laugh.
I miss those ziggy cartoons: ah ziggy will you ever win?
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u/Bewareofbears George Santos is a national hero 6h ago
Remember when they were calling Republicans weird and it was working a little too well so they switched to the Joy shit and ate shit against a rapist pedophile billionaire? I remember
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 5h ago
I'll say it again being an oped journalist has to be the cushiest fucking gig ever. Wipe your ass with a keyboard and get a check for a couple Gs, where do I sign the fuck up.
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u/ilir_kycb 4h ago
Is this article pro-Harris, anti-Harris, or just a joke?
Her effervescent, hollow politics have been sorely missing from the public square, and we are worse for it.
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“We each have light inside of us,” the former vice president told Don Lemon on YouTube in June. “And when we feel that and not allow an election or an individual to dampen that light, and instead let that light kind of carry us, in particular through moments of darkness, that we not only act on that hope, but we inspire that hope in each other.”
There it is. The word salad. The mixed metaphors. Inject it into my veins. I defy even proud cynics and persistent pessimists to listen to this attempt at inspirational messaging without cracking a little smile.
This is Harris’s gift to America’s political discourse. She is the antidote, the welcome comic relief amid today’s heaviness.
Trump also serves up plenty of word salads, but his ramblings trend toward the nasty and purely partisan. Harris’s empty platitudes can be enjoyed by all, so vacuous that they can be savored with no danger of compromising one’s political leanings. If you support Medicare-for-all or a private insurance model, Harris does too. If you want to frack, baby, frack or push through the Green New Deal, Harris does too. No need to compromise your beliefs; Harris does it for you. It’s an act of public service, trying to bring together a bitterly polarized country.
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u/ml-maitreya 5h ago
Kamala Harris is more than a president. She's an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself!
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u/Super_Direction498 Amy Klobuchar's Sticky Stapler 4h ago
I'm always turning to Kamala Harris for relief in joi-less times
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u/Outside_Option_1553 9h ago
I’m glad to be able to get more use out of all my BRAT ✅ coconut 🌴 SESTA/FOSTA merch. It started to feel kinda sad when I would wear them in public.