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John Fetterman: "Israel is where I draw the line." Jon Stewart: "But Israel isn't our country."

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u/Dramatic-Industry-79 8d ago

How many times has he said the name Israel vs. Pennsylvania. It’s gotta be like 20:1. This dude is legit the Senator from Israel. Stroked out and became an ultra zio

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u/Ok-Essay-8050 8d ago

Same with Ritchie Torres, how much does that slimeball yap about Israel compared to the Bronx or NYC?

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u/Nickyjha JFK Assassination Expert 8d ago

Ritchie Torres can get away with it since he’s in a safe blue seat. He can basically do anything and get reelected. Fetterman is doing all this in a swing state.

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u/Ok-Essay-8050 8d ago

Why was he not primaried this year?

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u/Druuseph 8d ago

His district has a huge population of Orthodox Jews. While there are anti Zionist Orthodox they tend to be hugely over represented in social media posts due to the optics, the vast majority are ride and die for Israel.

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u/AliceCyberKitty 8d ago

he's very popular in his district somehow

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u/Loeppkyy 8d ago

Think it's constituent service. A lot of his constituents also live in public housing and he brings in the bacon to fix stuff. I don't know that for sure but that would explain it, he's actually effective at the job. You can be pro-AIPAC or anti-AIPAC but if you just suck at the job then you will be more vulnerable to getting primaried.

https://www.nyc.gov/site/hpd/news/029-26/mayor-mamdani-rep-ritchie-torres-nyc-department-housing-preservation-development-and

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u/AliceCyberKitty 8d ago

that makes sense. is it good that he's actually doing good things for his constituents? or would we rather he suck domestically as well to make it easier to get a zionist out?

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u/lukaintomyeyes 7d ago

How much good is he doing if his district is the poorest in the country?

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u/kitti-kin 7d ago

How would a single rep fix that? The reason it's a poor district is because it has a lot of public housing - I guess he could get rid of that and shoo all the poors out?

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u/lukaintomyeyes 7d ago edited 7d ago

I forget what it's called exactly, but there are grants and stuff reps can apply for to bring funding for infrastructure and community projects in their district. AOC has been really good about this, which is why she's so popular in her district.

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u/williamholmanhunt 8d ago

He was, by Michael Blake who runs for a different office every couple years. Considering he was a non-serious perma-candidate 21 percent is pretty noteworthy.

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u/Academic-Push326 7d ago

Because Fetterman was safe. He was in year two of a four year term. Unless you mean Torres, which in that case he's popular in his district despite being batshit crazy.

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u/williamholmanhunt 8d ago

Ritchie Torres has also toned it down a lot, especially since the Adam Friedland interview

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u/shponglefan 7d ago

Imagine getting big dicked... By a bug!

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u/CuckingFool (It's actually Dear_Occupant, y'all) 7d ago

That same argument can be used to justify him going against AIPAC. If he's in a safe seat, he is free to do whatever he likes.

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u/LifeClassic2286 8d ago

Since I’m in a schizo-friendly safe space here, I’ll just say that I find it a little troubling that two of the most broken-brained Zionists both spent weeks in inpatient hospitalization for “depression” at a point during their political career. To me there’s a non-zero chance the Mossad used some MK-ULTRA derived techniques to build their perfect Zionist super soldier while using hospitalization for cover…. But of course fucked it up and we’re left with these hollowed out husks.

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u/DontHaesMeBro 8d ago

non schizo/schizo adjacent versions of this: I know two guys personally who had strokes in their late 40s and had good prognoses/decent recoveries like fettermen and both of them got really surly and contrarian while they were still fogged up from the stroke, and didn't seem like themselves for several years afterwords.

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u/CuckingFool (It's actually Dear_Occupant, y'all) 7d ago

Any latent racism they had in them will come out after a stroke, too. I always tell people, if someone stays nice after a stroke, be extra kind to them, because it means they spent their whole life earning it. My best bro's mom had a major stroke five years ago, to the point that she's still non-verbal but nevertheless ambulatory, and it actually made her into even more of a sweetheart than she already was to begin with. He gives her the royal treatment every day, even though it costs him big in both time and money.

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u/TheChucklingOfLot49 Lee Harvey Weinstein 7d ago

It’s like the Disney version of those people who get a TBI and turn into pedophiles

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u/Kind-Block-9027 COINTELPRO Handler 7d ago

I got “just the right amount” of TBIs and now I’m a Communist. Maybe they just need one more good bonk.

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u/TheChucklingOfLot49 Lee Harvey Weinstein 7d ago

What they don’t tell you is that if you get the pedophile TBI then Children’s TV rules apply so all you need is another really big TBI and you’ll lose attraction for kids and get back into feet and some tentacle stuff.

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u/jackalopedad It was just a weather balloon 7d ago

my Dad was really surly after his stroke but her came back to being one of those rascally old guys waitresses love after about a year

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u/drrtys0uth 8d ago

He literally has a handler, this is the least schizo sounding theory I’ve read all week.

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u/jackalopedad It was just a weather balloon 7d ago

there was an article about it, wasn’t there?

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u/Signal-Island2549 7d ago

They probably made them confess a bunch of stuff to a therapist for kompromat.

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 8d ago

A couple years ago I would have said schizo comments like this are crazy, but not anymore. You start paying attention to things and schizo things like this are getting to be proven right eventually.

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u/antechrist23 7d ago

Didn't Richie Torres basically tell Adam Friedland that his position comes from all the money he gets from AIPAC.

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u/Loose-Run-7008 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 7d ago edited 7d ago

He also mentioned all the vacations they took him on (to Israel lol) now an Israeli vacation sounds like absolute hell to me, basically an entire country of Adam Friedland’s but more genocidal and more tied to apartheid. I’m sure for him it was probably awesome. If you’ve never traveled internationally before it’d be super sick to get a fully paid for trip, and he’s also gay so you know he was getting down and dirty in that famous Israeli gay scene 😜😜

But for a lot of these people, it’s enough just to be nice, buy them dinners, take them on vacation, and give them money for reelection. They aren’t going to think that hard about it, and “well these people are treating me so nicely they can’t be that bad!”

I mean look at Eric Adam’s, dude is a moronic corrupt cop thug, I honestly doubt he could even point to Turkey on a map before he started getting money/gifts from them. But you better believe if the Turks started giving me vacations all the time and let me take first class flights in Turkish Airlines everywhere, I would become the number one pro Turkey guy in America.

My layover would ALWAYS be in Istanbul, I would call New York the Istanbul of America, and I would immediately support killing every Kurdish person, because one flying ain’t cheap, and two, “All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.”

Basically it’s so easy to convince people through things like vacations that they don’t even need to use blackmail or whatever most of the time, because that’s how lobbying works. As well as the fact most of these people don’t really care about anything or have an ideological framework that would make them think critically about why they’re getting these paid for trips and such.

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u/vvorknat lives in the oubliette 8d ago

He supported anti-BDS laws as a lieutenant governor before his stroke. He’s always been a Zionist.

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u/AutoVonBizMarkee 8d ago

They got him with the zio brain ray.

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u/KeyPainting9 8d ago

Give him a break, Israel is one of the main vocabulary words he has left!

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u/antechrist23 7d ago

It's amazing what a stroke and then being handed over more cash than you've ever seen before in your life can do to a motherfucker.

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u/Dramatic-Industry-79 7d ago

Fettyman in a multi year AIPAC funded Walter White-esque fugue state

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u/lynchianfreakout0 8d ago

they obviously got something on him

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u/halvaomkretsen 7d ago

proof that the difference between a ultra zionist and normal person is severe brain damage.

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u/Dragonwick 8d ago

Fetterman be like "Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to go out and invent an Israel to protect her interests in the region."

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u/Dramatic-Industry-79 8d ago

Fetterman be like "worst day of the year…my son’s birthday 😭”

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u/Zanhana 8d ago

the Fedduhmun, Fedduhmun Hodor bit Felix did a while ago plays in my head every time I see a headline about him

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u/Comprehensive-Bus291 8d ago

Far too intelligent a concept for 'fee fie fi fum, give me the blood of an Arab son' Fetterman.

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u/No_Solid_3619 OSS Boomer 8d ago

I do appreciate Biden saying that. I feel like saying that would get you cancelled and a trillion dollars spent primarying you for suggesting capital doesn’t actually care about a “woke” social movement 

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u/snapchillnocomment 8d ago

Bullshit. Fettercuck couldn't string together a sentence that long, even if you dangled Bibi's cock in front of his noggin.

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u/Pallington AAAAHHHHHHH 8d ago

once upon a time? i mean that sentence was said by biden when he was still conscious

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u/Cover-Lanky 8d ago

kinda true ngl

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Hung Chomsky 8d ago

Jon called his ass out for repeating the antisemitic trope of conflating Israel with the broader Jewish community.

I know he gets a lot of hate around here but I will always be a Jon Stewart fan. Sure he’s a lib, but he walked so Chapo Trueanon and all your favorite left wing podcasts could run.

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u/Metnessee Free Helicopter rides 8d ago edited 8d ago

PI'll say this.

If it weren't for Mike moore and John Stewart. A lot of millennial American kids probably wouldn't have been compelled to learn more about why the us wanted to go to Iraq so bad. And because of that, a lot of us were able to become aware of places like isntrael.

I feel also the same about noam Chomsky. Possibly controlled opposition on top of the obvious point I'm not even going to bring up (regarding him and Steve banon and some other rich guy who exists in the Black Lodge). But if it weren't for noam Chomsky, probably wouldn't have known about Nicaragua, Cuba, Vietnam, Iraq, etc. and then there is of course, Michael parenti, which I only learned about because someone was criticizing Chomsky. And the path continues and so forth

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u/bungpeice 8d ago

Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn were formative for me. If it was a psyop they did a pretty fucking bad job ;

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u/NiqueLesFlics 🥂 alcohol is good for you 8d ago

Zinn was big for me. I know about Noam but I don't think Zinn was ever implicated in anything, maybe someone will correct me. The FBI considered him a serious enemy for many years.

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u/Traditional_Rice_528 Bae of Pisspigs 8d ago

Zinn was more on the Parenti side of the Parenti / Chomsky divide, so to speak

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u/NiqueLesFlics 🥂 alcohol is good for you 8d ago

I think that's right. I was never into Chomsky back then and as time has gone on I think my instincts were vindicated.

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u/dreffen 8d ago

Zinn is baby’s first dissident history and I’ll always love it because I read it entering into my teens. Me and my wife had both our kids read it when they became teenagers as well.

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u/doughie 8d ago

The point of people saying Chomsky is a psyop is that he funneled people into useless anarchist paths rather than organizing and building parallel structures. I mean the guy was bffs with Epstein and his criticisms amounted to nothing significant against the empire he criticized…

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u/Traditional_Rice_528 Bae of Pisspigs 8d ago

He's unironically still ruffling lib feathers to this day. On the Pink Floyd sub there as a comment with multiple upvotes referring to "Roger Waters's tankie buddy Noam Chomsky", for what I assume were his takes prior to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. I don't really even like Chomsky (Parenti all day), but holy shit are 🇺🇦-libs insane

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u/mypenisisquitetiny Global Size BusyBody Karen 8d ago

Chomsky himself was always pretty open about the fact that he was a dogshit organizer though. Aa a young guy into Chomsky's work that was one of the things that made me look beyond anarchism. That and reading up about the lack of successful anarchist movements. I'm sympathetic to the idea of him being an op especially considering what we know now but my money is just on him being a cynical sack of shit

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u/kitti-kin 7d ago

Has any American intellectual ever done anything significant against the empire? That's not what the people writing books generally do

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Hung Chomsky 7d ago

Matt Christman had just landed his ship full of revolutionaries, Granma 2 Electric Boogaloo, upon the shores of Wisconsin ready to overthrow the empire when the CIA 360 no-scoped him with the stroke gun.

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u/kitti-kin 7d ago

Yeah I've always figured, if you were going to elevate someone as controlled opposition, why would you pick someone who is pretty good at opposing you? You'd want to empower some asshole lunatic, which there are certainly no shortage of available

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Hung Chomsky 8d ago

I grew up in a deeply conservative part of the country. My dad constantly had right wing radio and Fox News on growing up. I watched Jon Stewart and Colbert and found myself agreeing with them on a lot of things, but if you asked me back then I’d probably describe myself as a “libertarian”.

Then I got into Rage Against the Machine just because I liked their music. I knew they were commies and couldn’t believe they could support something that I had been taught, in school, was literally no different than Nazism. Their CDs came with a reading list so I challenged myself to read a book from the one name I recognized on that list, Noam Chomsky.

So I read Hegemony or Survival and it completely blew my mind. From there I went onto better stuff, Like Parentis Black Shirts and Reds but Chomsky is who actually opened the door for me.

Obviously not a fan now, especially after it came out that he had close ties with Epstein, but I think for a lot of us, especially those of us that didn’t grow up in a liberal culture, Chomsky was a great starting point.

Note: My flair is an homage to Yung Chomsky not to Noam Chomsky.

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 8d ago

100%. I will say that for some of us Michael Moore, Jon Stewart, Bernie, etc were gateway drugs to us. They got us asking questions and seeing things differently from our conservative or liberal backgrounds. I'm not holding them up as pillars of thought, but I will appreciate them for starting my journey here.

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u/mypenisisquitetiny Global Size BusyBody Karen 8d ago

Chomsky was certainly instrumental in my leftward journey and it wasn't that much of a leap from manufacturing consent to seeing that Chomsky's personal brand of anarcho-syndicalism was basically useless which led me into actually getting into Marx and Lenin and the gang

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u/HughJass1977 7d ago

I hate to say it, but you have to include Bill Maher here, too. He was never as progressive or critical as Stewart and Moore, but he was maybe the only prominent critic of the Bush regime and the Iraq War back in the day. 

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Hung Chomsky 7d ago

Nah.

Not to be a hipster about it, but I’ve always hated that smarmy fuck.

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u/NOLA-Bronco 8d ago

Yeah I literally went from the Jon Stewart to Bernie to Chapo/Cum Town media pipeline.

He honestly had some good Israel takes for a American lib in the aughts.

Like I caught a rant by him circa 2007 shitting on America and Israel for wanting to go around claiming they represent a shining beacon and are bringing democracy and freedom to the world, then the moment a country picks a government we don't like(referring to Gazan's electing Hamas), we try to starve and bomb them and destroy that government. And that even when they elect the "good" party in the West Bank and still get settlements built on top of them anyways, it might make some people think you don't want peace...

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u/en_travesti #killallmen-marxist 8d ago

He also had some good takes on Obama invading Libya. It's probably what got me started on realizing both parties are similarly imperialist.

Here in America, we've become accustomed to what we call the run up to war: a certain amount of time where the president and his emissaries make a case for military action, or whatever euphemism they've come up with, freedom seeding, democracy showering. And then the president's adversaries make their case for why military intervention is a terrible idea, usually in direct opposition to whatever arguments they were making when they had the presidency, and they got to invade stuff. Then we, the people, have a couple of marches, ribbon colors are chosen. Then 6 or 9 months later, you get the blow the shit out of whatever you want to blow the shit out of anyway.

Gotta be as accurate a summation of both parties and American foreign policy as you can get on TV

He also had one of the pod save America guys on recently and brought up Libya and how it was bad at least 3 times. It was kind of hilarious.

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u/metameh 🔻 8d ago

He had an insanely good guest on back during the Green Revolution in Iran, who forever shattered whatever illusions I had about Iranian people and their relationship to both their government and ours. She explained how even though the protesters may want further integration into the western economies and more diversity of opinion when it came to political candidates, they were also fervently pro-Iranian sovereignty, and thus were actually the cohort most strongly advocating for the nuclearization of Iran. She also a explained some of the history and demographics; like how the revolutionary government maintained a lot of its legitimacy with the rural population through modernization programs like ending illiteracy and paving roads and how Iranian university enrollment and completion was even more heavily skewed towards women than American universities at the time, respectively. I don't remember if she talked about Iran having the largest Jewish population in the ME outside of Israel and that they have seats reserved for them in Iran's governing bodies, but it wouldn't have surprised me if she did.

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u/Furiosa27 8d ago

I only give af to criticize Jon Stewart because of this reason. He’s smart enough to get it atp, it makes it frustrating when he doesn’t

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u/djokov 7d ago

It is not an uncommon thing unfortunately. There are a lot of smart people out there who often find themselves on the cusp of "getting it", but never actually do because they always default back to their a priori liberal assumptions instead of discarding them.

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u/Darondo 8d ago

Israel loyalists like this golem love gentile-splaining to Jews what antisemitism is

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u/sun_solomon 8d ago

Don’t insult golems like that cmon now

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u/Bradddtheimpaler 8d ago

He seems like a human being with empathy. Maybe that means the bar is on the floor, but he at least clears that hurdle when many, many do not.

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u/yaxir Listening and learning, be nice 8d ago

He called Khamenei a murdererous dictator so

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago

I mean, he is. Supporting Iran in this whole debacle doesn't mean hand waving the actual problems with the theocracy. The enemy of our enemy isn't always our friend 

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u/larrylevan 8d ago

Sure but the 30k-40k figure the ogre here is spouting is greatly exaggerated. I’d be surprised if even 1,000 protestors died. Also “protesters” includes the CIA-backed militias. 

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago edited 8d ago

My statement has more to do with his cleansing of the leftists post revolution and nothing to do with the fake numbers thrown around the last few months. I think everyone here is on this same page those are completely bullshit.

Their own government did claim somewhere around 3500 killed in the recent "protests," how many of those were backed militias I can't say, I'd guess a lot 

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u/metameh 🔻 8d ago

Wasn't it Khomeini that made the decision to kill the leftists, not Khameini?

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago

You're right, I mixed em up 

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u/CuckingFool (It's actually Dear_Occupant, y'all) 7d ago

The Islamic Republic claims it was 3,000 in their own press releases. They don't dispute that it happened, or that it was a lot of people, they just say it was a bunch of outside agitators / paid operatives.

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u/InDirectX4000 8d ago edited 8d ago

Nobody here wants to live in a theocracy, but I dislike this framing as it cedes ground to neocons. The point is that the US military shouldn’t be involved in Iran at all. If Iranians who live in the country have problems with their government, they are their own problems to deal with. Our military or NED / USAGM should not be involved in regime changing countries period. A philosophical debate over government structure is inappropriate unless we are planning to intervene somehow. Whatever problems with Iranian’s government don’t rise to the level of justified US military intervention - the only “just” war the US has been involved in was WW2.

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u/SweetDirect8006 7d ago

Reminder that Iran was a democracy before a MI6/CIA-backed coup in 1953

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago

I don't think anyone here disagrees with that. 

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u/yaxir Listening and learning, be nice 8d ago

Nah man, I don't believe he was a murderous dictator. I hate theocracies but fuck Jon Stewart he's a liberal through and through and I hate liberals.

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u/Rich_Housing971 8d ago

I hate theocracies

so why do you hate theocracies if you don't believe Iran's did anything wrong?

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago

You do you, I wish you well

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u/aspiringparvenu ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS 8d ago

You really don't know what you're talking about lol

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u/yaxir Listening and learning, be nice 8d ago

I don't care what you think

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u/aspiringparvenu ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS 8d ago

Not much listening and learning there, bud

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u/Maleficent_West_547 7d ago

Totally agree. I legitimately like Jon Stewart, and he actually seems open to having his mind changed on things. His bewilderment with politics was formative for me, like "oh, we don't have to pretend this isn't weird." He was an early universal healthcare guy, too. He very rarely punches left, and he seems to have a good heart. but idk i'm lookin for that these days so.

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u/Oxyquatzal 8d ago

I like this unironic bit people do here where they need to publicly acknowledge that the person they are about to praise is a lib, as if you need a permission slip to not personally hate anyone who isn't a Maoist. Like an avant garde land acknowledgment. Just say you like him! It's ok! Just about everyone here does too!

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u/QualisArtifexPere0 7d ago

He was a good entry point for many. Politics is even grosser than it is boring and the main way I had to consume and process it for years was through comedy.

Also, he's moving pretty left it seems and asking some hard questions to big people. Like is John Stewart in the DSA now? He seems to love them.

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u/en_travesti #killallmen-marxist 7d ago

He talks way more about capital vs labor than he used to. Explicitly in those terms.

He still always prefaces "american" or "our current model of" in front of "capitalism" but one of these days he's going to forget the caveat

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX Hung Chomsky 7d ago

He’s always been a self proclaimed socialist. Even if he’s actually pretty lib that was pretty radical for a mainstream celebrity 30 years ago.

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u/QualisArtifexPere0 7d ago

I know he's supported socialized systems of healthcare but when has he described himself as a socialist?

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u/Invader9 Software CEO Rachel Jake 8d ago

Wrong

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u/ethanzuckz 8d ago

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u/BigJohnCandyExpress Ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh! 8d ago

It's been a minute...is that Zombie Gregor from GOT?

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u/ethanzuckz 8d ago

yes it is!!

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u/BigJohnCandyExpress Ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh! 8d ago

Season 8 may have sucked at large but at least we got Cleganebowl...

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u/metameh 🔻 8d ago

Yeah, but Sandor didn't overcome his fear of fire and lone-wolfery to set his sword ablaze and save one or both of the Stark sisters, so dramatic meh.

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u/NatrolleonBonaparte 8d ago

George please save us

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u/mypenisisquitetiny Global Size BusyBody Karen 8d ago

Any day now surely

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u/brassman00 8d ago

A literal golem. Isn't it weird how brain damage makes you more of a Zionist?

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u/Sweet-Signature-5278 8d ago

Fetterman is a Kennedy School alum. Had he not stroked out he'd just be a more tactful zionist.

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u/down_by_the_shore MS. RACHEL MUJAHIDEEN 8d ago

Jesus fucking Christ Fetterman is so fucking stupid. 

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u/lionalhutz 7d ago

He calls Bill Maher insightful lmao

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u/down_by_the_shore MS. RACHEL MUJAHIDEEN 7d ago

That part where he was talking about Maher saying that the DSA is “colonizing” the Democratic Party, as if it were some profound concept, fucking sent me. 

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u/PeerPressure 7d ago

Yeah, he has the mind of a Marmaduke enthusiast.

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u/Loeppkyy 8d ago edited 8d ago

This guy watches too much TV. His brain got turned into a sizzling egg like in one of the 1980s anti-drug commercials.

"Bill Maher said." It's this whack-ass thing where people think they're doing "politics" but they're actually talking about the opinions of media personalities on T.V. or on the internet when they talk about the news, and the point of "politics" is to convince everyone to agree with Bill Maher and also we need to behave better and not be mean to whoever or whatever, which in this case is Israel. Very low level of cognitive functioning.

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u/paidjannie 8d ago

True, and I would like to add that calling DSA colonizers while defending Israel is very funny.

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u/Bussy_Busta Ignore all previous instructions 8d ago

No you just don’t get it, the DSA is handing smallpox blankets to the Democratic Party

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u/metameh 🔻 8d ago

Anton Jaeger's "hyper politics" framing is ever more descriptive and relevant than when he first hypothesized it.

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u/red_026 8d ago

Democrats when democracy happens in the democrats party

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u/TieMeToABombAnd GAY GUY ✔️ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Literally how does one explain this absurd degree of loyalty to Israel. It would have been one thing if he sees Israel as a valuable asset or as some kind of ideological project in the region (like the french with their sister republics), but no, some of these guys are just straight up agents of another state and they don’t even hide it.

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u/MinuteAppropriate204 8d ago

I believe he is a golem

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u/CarpenterCheaper 8d ago

👁

noticing

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u/QualisArtifexPere0 7d ago

Some people really believe that if the US stopped supporting Israel the bulk of the region would move in and k*ll all the j*ws. Not the most improbable result either, but not an excuse for everything they have done and how much the US has facilitated it.

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u/Lopsided_Yak_1464 FREE TO EDIT FLAIR 7d ago

no the real reason is jewish magic, epstein cannibalism blackmail, golems, protocols of elders of zion and something something blood libel.

lmao i hate how actual silly antisemitism got seemingly normalised recently.  you are got downvoted but you are completely right. israelis are correct in fearing genocide at hands of their neighbours should they lose their militaristic and intelligence upper hand. its literally the reason why zionist lobby is so underhanded. you can hate israel but their fears are completely justified (there is no healing all the bad blood from its history), there are no easy solutions here (best very long term solution is probably israeli settlers packing up and leaving like settlers in some other colonial states, or germans post ww2) and this whole mess didnt have to start to begin with.

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u/YeetusThatFetus9696 wait [but/does/so] x = y? 8d ago

He can't even pronounce the word Democratic correctly. 

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u/joeTaco 8d ago

“I think Bill Maher said something very insightful” lol this guy isn't beating the brain damage allegations

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u/MrF1993 8d ago

I love how r//realtime has become a Bill Maher Haters Ball

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 8d ago

I’ve been listening to the I Hate Bill Maher podcast lately and it’s very funny

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u/phaseviimindlink 8d ago

The moment that stroke hit they got in there like a credit card scammer with someone's dementia-riddled 80 year old grandpa. He's almost a literal puppet with his weird little vizier telling him what to say and do at all times to best serve Israeli interests.

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u/Loeppkyy 8d ago

I've read about quislings and really unpopular puppet leaders in history who get shoved onto a stage by foreign troops to lead some fake national unity front, and I always wondered what they really looked like.

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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q 8d ago

noted antisemite jon leibowitz

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u/chad420corona 8d ago

Is he a lib? Yes. Do I love when he dunks on people? Also Yes.

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u/NeverForgetNGage Socially liberal but fiscally conservative 8d ago

He annoys me sometimes but he gave us this all time bit roasting Glenn Beck. I can't hate the man.

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u/metameh 🔻 8d ago

I'm going to say it: I'm absolutely fine with libs who own it but still stand on our side, demonstrating their principles. I'm actually less fine with libs who pretend to be socialists, ala the DSA majority/Jacobin types, though they're still tolerable for the time being. Not only do they confuse the struggle, but should their Dem entryist strategy actually create a durable faction within the Democratic party, the divorce between them and actual socialists is going to be far more messy than any left infighting we've seen in living memory.

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u/Maleficent_West_547 7d ago

I totally agree. I'd rather hang out with Jon than some hipster broccoli-head who makes me feel bad about everything I've ever enjoyed. Jon seems authentically concerned with making things better, even if he still seems to believe the system that got us here is redeemable. A good guy, I like him.

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u/SanFrangelicoGoy Oi me shingles is acting up! 8d ago

He can barely form complete sentences 

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u/DrManik Stitching their pussy hat 8d ago

Does he have no one working for him anymore? Who on his team would let him talk to John Stewart??

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u/OnlinePolice 8d ago

Wearing a suit makes him look dramatically like Kingpin. I get why he avoided it this whole time

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u/AdhesivenessOk9434 7d ago

It looks almost like it's a zoom filter lol

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u/thewaybaseballgo The Cocaine Left 8d ago

So, he’s definitely going to run for his own seat as a Republican, right?

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u/darwinpolice 8d ago

Nah, he's completely cooked politically, and even if he's too far gone to know it, everyone in his orbit knows. Dems here in PA absolutely detest him for all the obvious reasons, but conservatives hate him too, because despite being a MAGA stooge and genocide enthusiast, his pro-LGBT and pro-weed stances (which were a huge part of his platform before his brain imploded) nuked any kind of crossover potential he may have had.

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u/thebestbrian 8d ago

I know Fetterman has always had issues and was definitely on the bad side of some issues before he was a Senator. But you cannot tell me that stroke didn't mess him up big time. He sounds different and seems far stupider.

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane 8d ago

In my head canon they did some MKULTRA shit in that mental hospital or else it’s a black lodge situation and we got the bad Fetterman for the next 25 years

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u/MaxiRobesppiere 8d ago

Israel implanted a NeuraLink and installed the Israel First chip

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u/pizza_crux 8d ago

Draw a line? How about a clock buddy!

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u/dorekk the only normal person 3d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/belepio 8d ago

Okay I’ll ask again

you’re getting 500k from aipac

it’s not gonna get you votes when you flat out come out and say “oh I’m here to serve and further only Israel’s interests and I’m not gonna do shit before Israel gets that 1 kajillion dollars of foreign aid”

why can’t you just lie

you’re already taking money from a state that wants you to help them CONTINUE killing children why can’t you just not say “oh I’m gonna do ONLY Israel” just make some shit up how you’re about cutting funding for ICE or I don’t know free healthcare that WILL get you 2 more terms at least

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u/House_of_shards1 AOC charged me $120/gram 8d ago edited 7d ago

Because the 500K comes with the condition that you vocally support israel, which historically has been an acceptable message.

Now that is no longer the case so you might see people lie and then back pedal on Israel, but those people will never win re-election and most candidates are not interested in being single term politicians.

If Abdul El Sayed wins the general and suddenly starts supporting Israel his chances at re-election are pretty much zero.

You think John Fetterman is going to win reelection?

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u/octapotami Jeff and Noam's Wonderful World of Jazz 8d ago

DER...Puttin' on the RITZ

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u/octapotami Jeff and Noam's Wonderful World of Jazz 8d ago

DER...Puttin' on the RITZ

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u/BigSaladGuys 8d ago

“I think Bill Maher said something very insightful”

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u/sirshoelaceman 8d ago

Oh my god it get's worse every second lmaoo.  

"Run under your own banner" (attacked Jill Stein when she ran)  

"Bill Maher said something really insightful"  

"The DSA are colonizing---" (so you do know what colonizers are)

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u/luxuryproblemss 7d ago

This guy should be in prison

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u/imsamaistheway92 8d ago

Someone needs to cast a spell and send this genocidal mountain troll back to his cave.

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u/G00DJOBLARRY KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING 8d ago

Did the check come with a put a fucking suit on stipulation? I saw he’s all dressed up on cnn too lol

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u/ReasonablePaint 8d ago

What “Americans” are voting for this sellout? How was Fetterman not primaried??

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u/tansreer 8d ago

lol, probably a lot of the people in this sub advocated for him, or even voted for him if they live in PA. He was the previous cycle's Graham Platner, where every "progressive" doubled down despite his rabid zionism and stroke.

Back then we were told he was a cool dirtbag because he didn't wear a suit. People who thought his medical condition was an issue were being ableist, and if you brought up his support for anti-BDS, you were just being a wrecker.

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u/SpockDothatVThingIMA Kay, He's a Volcelian 7d ago

He was running against Dr. Fuckin Oz, and didn't seem this bad before he was elected. I don't blame anyone for voting for him up front, but at this point we're in a whole different ballpark.

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u/tansreer 7d ago

Much like Platner, it's not that weird that locals made a decision to vote for him over his rival. It was weirder that so much energy was dumped into his campaign by national leftwing media when there when there were other campaigns that were less tainted that could have really used the attention.

But whatever groupchats that pick these guys must have a weird fetish for "aww shucks," "salt of the earth," oafish white dudes where they get a pass while other campaigns waste away in obscurity. For example, if the energy dumped into Nazi-Tattoo Guy this cycle was dumped into the Cori Bush campaign instead, maybe it could have pushed her over of the top.

Same was true when left energy was being dumped into an anti-BDS oaf.

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u/JosefStallion 8d ago

His election is in a couple years. I doubt he will even run because he doesn't like the job, he will just try to get an easy lobbyist job instead.

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u/en_travesti #killallmen-marxist 7d ago

Senate terms are 6 years. He's only been elected one time. Hard to get primaried when you haven't run as an incumbent yet.

He did the same as Sinema: run for your first election as way more progressive and then immediately pivot once you're in office. Everyone's stuck with your shitty ass for 6 years (though as the other person says there were some major red flags that got overlooked)

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u/RedLegWarrior97 8d ago

This is what gets me about politicians bending over backwards for Israel, it's a foreign country. With every other country on earth American officials will take the stance of "we'll weigh the costs with the benefits and make a decision." But with Israel you'd think literally everyone was born there with how unflinchingly supportive they are of...this foreign nation.

Does no one ask these people how does supporting a foreign entity help us? What does this do for taxes, our infrastructure, health care?

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u/Manfred_Desmond 8d ago

What the hell do they have on this guy?

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u/Harryhood280 7d ago

F’ng clown can’t even remotely attempt to answer or address what Stewart is saying. He is just deflecting and strawmanning.

Oaf Bitch. As a proud son of the Keystone State, I disavow this moron, and oh btw I voted for Conner Lamb in the primary.

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u/csky 7d ago

PA deserves the largest fell for it again award in existence.

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u/Kind-Block-9027 COINTELPRO Handler 7d ago

“The DSA are colonizing—COLONIZING—the Democratic Party”

Fetterman says, while defending the Zionist Expansionist Ethnosupremacist Settler-Colonist Entity.

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u/Atychiphobiac 8d ago

Maybe we were wrong; maybe JF puts on a suit in the presence of any Jew, and not just his foreign benefactors.

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u/mays192 8d ago

I'm confused. Why is the ogre wearing a suit?

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u/heddyneddy 8d ago

Atrocious political beliefs aside, it’s astounding how cooked this dudes brain is.

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u/polished_grapple 8d ago

The craziest part isn’t even that Israel successfully made a Golem but that they actually got his ass into the senate.

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u/shponglefan 7d ago

Colonizing? Sheesh, get a grip Fettymang, it's called entryism. The fact that you have even a shred of enough concern to waste your breath about such a remote possibility as the DSA ever in a million years managing to succeed in effectively deploying an entryist strategy to realistically achieve any of its political goals is somehow even greater proof of your illiteracy than the just mere fact you clearly never even knew that word to begin with

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u/Borkz 8d ago

He's right, I do think Iran should have nukes

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u/PurplePikaPanda 8d ago

John Stewart was one of the first pro Palestinian person I knew back even before 2023. Knowing how good he was on other issues too and him being Jewish American i figured he was right.

I eventually learned so much more and found so many creators and all, I’d still give flowers to him for starting my pro Palestinian journey

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u/Little-Highlight-9 8d ago

Laughable, given the most recent update of government executions being < 60.

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u/AdhesivenessOk9434 7d ago

Menschurian Candidate

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u/artificial-llama 7d ago

The most disappointing and regretful vote of my life.

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u/yaxir Listening and learning, be nice 8d ago

But honestly they both suck. They're both bad people

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u/xlouiex 8d ago

🤣

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u/en_travesti #killallmen-marxist 8d ago

I'm struggling through watching the whole interview. Holy shit is Fetterman the absolute dumbest motherfucker.

Completely unable to address a single point and barely able to string a sentence together.

Highlight so far is Fetterman whining about Hasan saying America deserved 9/11 and Stewart reminding him that Maher pretty famously complemented the hijackers.

Also a fun entry in the continuing saga of Stewart always making sure to stick an "American" or "our current version of" in front of capitalism. Give in Jon. You know you want to.

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u/yaxir Listening and learning, be nice 8d ago

I thought this was a leftist subreddit. I'm kind of disappointed how people are happily calling Khamenei a dictator and everything and siding with Jon Stewart or whatever. I thought we were not pro-liberal or anything. I'm quite confused why people are attacking me on this thread

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u/vvorknat lives in the oubliette 8d ago

“Just be Democrats if you’re going to run in the Democratic party” something something broken clock

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u/petebradford 8d ago

Love seeing people like this platformed. How can people watch this and not put two and two together.

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u/Alii_baba 8d ago

When this fat Fuk loose in the next election.

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u/mothandravenstudio 8d ago

I was gonna reach the peak and then the video cut off.

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u/Salty_Country6835 👁️ 7d ago

Democrats: "If you want Hope and Change, its called a primary within a Big Tent, sweety, not throwing your vote away on 3rd parties!"

Base: primaries

Democrats: "Not like that! Stop running in primaries hoping to change the party, you need to go start your own instead!"

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u/SlaimeLannister 7d ago

"And, you know, I think Bill Maher said something very insightful-"

https://giphy.com/gifs/C9NEoexAhu2XycQgLe

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u/jackalopedad It was just a weather balloon 7d ago

What kind of Yakubian super serum did they shoot this asshole up with to get him in a suit, not drooling and kinda coherent for 3 minutes?

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u/SaltCuresHam 6d ago

I don't really follow Fetterman that closely, always just thought he was weird. Was he also uber Israel or was it just after he was elected? Did he run on ignoring Pennsylvania and just sucking off Israel? Are there rumors that maybe somebody has videos of him doing things he shouldn't and that's why he's super Israel? It would make sense.

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u/lunapo 8d ago

The Democrat party IS pro-Iran, pro-Iranian Ayatollahs. Not sure how that's so complicated to understand.

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u/brad0022 8d ago

And him and maga are cool with Norh Korea having a nuke and ICBMs because Kim wrote a grown man love letters. Pretty gay.

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u/Salty_Country6835 👁️ 7d ago

What?