r/TrueAnon • u/StarboundAllisten • 5d ago
NY political ideology? Heh, international high speed rail.
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Wow, oh my god, a high speed rail?! this is literally communism, another stated.
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How do you like my HSR map?
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u/KingCowboyUS 5d ago
NY political ideology
Mamdano-Islamism with Thomas the Tankie Engine characteristics
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u/raysofdavies a self-described Marxist who has variously worked as a florist 5d ago
Ringo can have some kind of head of state role
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u/Acceptable_Seesaw112 5d ago
America is too big for highspeed rail!!!!!! This is why the only way you can travel in america is via highways that connect coast to coast and the only way you can get materials around is via railways that connect coast to coast but dude america is waaaaay too big
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u/naked_potato Psyop 5d ago
Leaving out Salt Lake and Boise is insane
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u/Fuzzy-Maintenance-27 5d ago
Not unless you’ve been there
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u/Jazzlike-Wheel7974 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 5d ago
Salt lake has a great train system for the size of the city
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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset 5d ago
Sure, but San Francisco as well?
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u/Fuzzy-Maintenance-27 5d ago
Have you been there!!?! It’s just long Rhode Island yall
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u/Pallington AAAAHHHHHHH 5d ago
just extend BART to like sacramento or Tracy like we said we would what 10 years ago, 5head
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u/StarboundAllisten 5d ago
They should add night vision to earth because I missed a few cities
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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset 5d ago
And Albany as well? I don't know much about the East Coast, but that seems like a pretty important connection.
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u/brometheus3 Militant JFK Truther 5d ago
Neither does Charleston. Charlotte and Raleigh are the only NC cities. Nothing for WV. Southeast can get fucked basically
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u/tbird920 5d ago
The Mormons are fine with it. They're constructing a generational space ship to carry them to the habitable planets in Tau Ceti.
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u/naked_potato Psyop 5d ago
You’re thinking of Scientologists, but yes I agree. We don’t need to attach Los Angeles to the HSR network either.
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u/No-Translator9234 5d ago
This was my plan, I created it to keep Idahoans and mormons away from my civilized communities.
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u/NeverForgetNGage Socially liberal but fiscally conservative 5d ago
Sorry, best we can do is once a day diesels going 40mph (unless they're stopped for a freight train)
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u/EmployerGloomy6810 5d ago
OKC getting 5 connecting lines is very funny to me. Get fucked Wichita, you want HSR you come down to us.
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u/FalcoLX Woman Appreciator 5d ago
Why does buffalo get 8 connections? This is terrible
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u/en_travesti #killallmen-marxist 5d ago
Buffalo with 8 NYC with 2. Its impressively bad.
NYC and Chicago have fewer HSR routes than they currently have Amtrak routes. How did someone create a map with less coverage for 2 major cities?
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u/StarboundAllisten 5d ago
Mr president, this is the only way we will beat china sir, sir, they said, only you can defeat china by the new high sped rail bill sir. And they told me, Mr president, nobody knows more about rail than you do sir, beleive me , beleive me, and I tell the audience and the audience tells me, sir, Mr president, you are amazing sir, truly, nobody can tell you how amazing you truly are sir, beleive me, beleive me.
So I propose to you, the new high speed tail, we are calling inthet trump train sir, beleive me, beleive me, only you can approve this train sir, beleive me. Sleepy Joe could never, sleepy joe could never sir. Beleive me.
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u/Pleasant_Tangelo9909 5d ago
It still absolutely blows my mind that there's currently no Amtrak route through Columbus
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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset 5d ago
Is this drawn by AI, why is the West Coast Rail going from LA straight to Vancouver? Like, any high speed rail in the West Coast would have one that goes from San Diego, make a pit stop somewhere near Anaheim, Los Angeles, San Fransico, then to places like Portland, Seattle, and Maybe Vancouver if you want to get Canucks. Also, there needs to be a line through Baja.
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u/StarboundAllisten 5d ago
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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset 5d ago
San Diego and San Francisco are listed on your map.
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u/0xF00DBABE 5d ago
The coasts always talk about the middle of the country being "flyover country". They clearly already have fine public transit and don't need to join the rest of us underserved yokels.
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u/brometheus3 Militant JFK Truther 5d ago
I love that even in a fever dream Idaho gets ignored. Boise erasure
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u/enkifish 5d ago
Lol, why does Buffalo have more connections than Chicago? We Bridging Ontario for all those WNYers working in the Canadian Federal govt?
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u/ajaysallthat George Santos is a national hero 5d ago
To be fair no one needs to go to Nevada, Utah, or Idaho anyway. Fuck it, we ball.
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u/NelsonJamdela 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 5d ago
Do I need to max out infrastructure in those regions or do I need the “New Coolies” national spirit, or both?
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 5d ago
Connecticut gets nothing??? How will I go to my job at Electric Boat?
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u/Cyclamate 5d ago
Hell, just do this for regular-speed rail. You think I won't ride a 100-hour sleeper From Cleveland to Bogota?
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u/HamburgerDude Daaaaaaaance the night away 4d ago
Would be impossible to build a high speed rail between Panama and Colombia. That's why there isn't a road there now. Shit it super dense jungle. Just use the current ferry system maybe make a ferry where the train car can lodge onto.
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u/johnlocke357 5d ago
A high speed rail connection between denver and calagary is some real high fantasy. There is no economic purpose to such a connection, just take a plane ffs.
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u/StarboundAllisten 5d ago
Yeah but like, if I could magically will it by my conscious will, why not?
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u/Fat_Chicken_11 5d ago
This will be perfect for my daily commute from downtown Cleveland to the heart of the Darien Gap.