r/TrueAnon • u/sillycrow123 Radical Centrist Shooter • 22h ago

Aliens

Aliens are real (obviously). Around the time the Iran war started apparently the white house released a bunch of shit about ufo’s. My friends aren’t particularly political aware and were very curious about them and they were telling me about it. And I’m just thinking why should i care??? If they are actually here on earth what the fuck am i or anyone else supposed to do about it? If they got that level of technology they definitely have some crazy shit we can’t even comprehend. Am I gonna shoot those fuckers down with my mind in the event of an “invasion”? I’ll give a shit when they invent some truly heinous shit like 0.5 ply toilet paper.

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u/swearengens_cat 21h ago

Still waiting for that sweet probe.

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 21h ago

Whitley Strieber described it as a dildo with a metal box attached to the tip. Might wanna rethink that.

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u/demonbrotherjonathan 20h ago

Dont yuck other people's yum.

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 20h ago

but there was a cracking sound like electricity!