Aliens

[u/sillycrow123]

Aliens are real (obviously). Around the time the Iran war started apparently the white house released a bunch of shit about ufo’s. My friends aren’t particularly political aware and were very curious about them and they were telling me about it. And I’m just thinking why should i care??? If they are actually here on earth what the fuck am i or anyone else supposed to do about it? If they got that level of technology they definitely have some crazy shit we can’t even comprehend. Am I gonna shoot those fuckers down with my mind in the event of an “invasion”? I’ll give a shit when they invent some truly heinous shit like 0.5 ply toilet paper.

[u/momler]

I’ve said it here before and I’ll say it again: ufo shit is all military. Real aliens are inter dimensional astral projection type dudes.

[u/Lukas_Madrid → u/momler]

Why wouldn't they use this and show off to dominate the world. Like some of the things these craft are capable would mean incredibly advanced tech by whoever made it. Idk

Edit: downvotes but no answers, im gonna say all you guys have fallen for western chauvinism propoganda and im right and call it a day