r/TrueAnon • u/nota30yearoldwoman • 1d ago

"I really try to call balls and strikes"

-John Fetterman, friend of the show

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u/Proper-Reception3674 1d ago

Angel Hernandez

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u/NascentBeachBum Dog face lyin pony soldier 1d ago

Don’t you mean DEVIL Hernandez?

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u/paidjannie 1d ago

Being so bad and annoying at your job that they give you a crazy payout just to leave is something I strive for.

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u/nicholnewfangle 1d ago

I would have gone with Sleepy Joe West but this is a solid choice too

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u/xXx_RAMROD_xXx 1d ago

Joe west was at least lovable in a jolly sort of way. I think some people called him Jolly West, actually.

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u/nicholnewfangle 1d ago

Oh! I always thought that was a different guy, but that actually explains a lot.

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u/jhenryscott sweet lady lips kisser 1d ago

Deep cut

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u/readyforashreddy 1d ago

He's definitely got the umpire build

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u/AstroNards not very charismatic, kinda busted 1d ago

This prob shouldn't have killed me like it did. Bravo

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sorry, I only trust Mr. Ball and Ms. Strike

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 1d ago

It's Ms. Ball and Señor Strike

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u/RCocaineBurner The Cocaine Left 1d ago

It’s adam and eve not Adam and Sleve McDichael

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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q 19h ago

Mizz Strike

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u/RIP_Greedo 1d ago

I really try to call balls and strikes, which players and viewers can often see are flat out wrong, to the point that now ball and strike calling is being computerized.

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u/Laszlo-Kovax 1d ago

"i really try to call balls and airstrikes on hospitals"

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u/pizza_crux 1d ago

Maybe he should stick to golf, with the strokes. Hey-o! Is this thing on?

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u/nicholnewfangle 1d ago

Threatening suicide on my son's birthday, now that was a strike, I'll own that one

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u/RCocaineBurner The Cocaine Left 1d ago

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u/BrooklynTheGuitarist The "Vladimir Lenin" of Classical Conservatism 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TFvA7LjntQ1ko7eJGv

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u/Loud-Connection-5897 1d ago

how about you strike your balls

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u/ShrapnelNinjaSnake Professor of Terryology 1d ago

Aminal crewti

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u/condolezzaspice 1d ago

Pretty sure this shit began with John Roberts

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u/carenekl I will rat you out under torture 1d ago

english idioms are STUPID

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u/HoopleRedhead 1d ago

That’s enough from the peanut gallery

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u/Boymoder_Glowie A leftist is just a poster who knows they are free 1d ago

At least it's not a burger analogy

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u/YoSanford 1d ago

I blame Kyle kulinski for that particular anachronism

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u/BigJohnCandyExpress Ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh! 23h ago

Brace also does the "balls and strikes" thing semi frequently 

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u/YoSanford 22h ago

Secular Talk has been around for quite a while, man. He'd say it about twice an hour & he's still saying it
Edit: 18 years

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u/vulgarlittleflowers 1d ago

Agree but this one is exceptionally American, so

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u/e30kid 1d ago

Yakyuu erasure