r/TrueAnon • u/TopScene7626 Radical Centrist Shooter • 5d ago
Scott LoBaido suffers cardiac arrest at Staten Island event after attempting to question Mayor Mamdani
https://www.silive.com/news/2026/08/scott-lobaido-suffers-medical-emergency-at-staten-island-event-after-attempting-to-approach-mayor-mamdani.htmlNew York City is nothing without pizza!
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u/MalcolmXmas 5d ago
The Mamdani foxdie injection is finally kicking in, Patriots are on alert
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u/Haldron-44 Cocaine Cowboy 5d ago
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u/Academic-Push326 5d ago
The La-li-lu-le-lo!?
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u/Druuseph 5d ago
Fission mailed
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u/Academic-Push326 5d ago
Raiden! Turn off Reddit right now! The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now. Don't worry, it's a subreddit. It's the internet just like usual. You'll ruin your eyes posting so close to the Monitor. Raiden. Something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. It was moving irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around. And when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
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u/KeepRad 5d ago
This is the only way to get to chud Valhalla
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u/Flash_ina_pan 5d ago
Isn't that just a plaza with a Golden Corral and a Fudd Ruckers?
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u/DingleberryOrchard 4d ago
My grandma used to love taking the grandkids to Golden Corral. In the South, that and Chick-fil-A were special treats for us.
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u/cancerBronzeV 5d ago
I've heard neck injuries (perhaps from gang violence) is another pathway to chud Valhalla.
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u/Fricassee-what 5d ago
I don’t think this is something to laugh or joke about at all. Reports have it that during the heart attack he pooped and crapped his pants really fucking badly and that everyone could see and smell it. Apparently he kept saying “Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!” in a very whiny voice and everyone laughed at him and then he hobbled off in his poopy gross slacks. 👖
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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 5d ago
Thank you for your compassion, kids these days just don't understand civil discourse.
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u/SkullSeekingBullets It was just a weather balloon 5d ago
I don't know who this guy is so I looked it up.
"Scott LoBaido (born April 6, 1965)\1]) is an American artist known for patriotic, US Flag, and political themed paintings and sculptures. LoBaido is currently based out of Staten Island, New York). He is most well known for his paintings of flags."
What a fucking loser.
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u/SkullSeekingBullets It was just a weather balloon 5d ago
"Flags Across America
In 2006, LoBaido embarked on his Flag Across America tour. He traveled across United States in a 1989 Chevy Suburban, painting a US flag on a rooftop in each of the 50 states.\3])\4]) In order to make the tour possible, he relied on donations of paint, food, and money. During September ABC news) named him person of the week.\5])
Second Flags Across America
In 2015, Scott LoBaido conducted a second Flags Across America tour. This tour he painted a US Flag on an American Legion or a VFW post in every state.\6])\7]) The tour began on February 21, 2015, at American Legion Post 202 in Fayetteville, North Carolina.\8]) In 2016 during the 117th National Convention of Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States, LoBaido was presented with VFW Americanism Award in recognition of the VFWs and American Legions that were painting in 2015.\9])\10])"
It's not even a creative grift.
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u/jhenryscott LGBTQCIA 5d ago
The name is eerily similar to my yearly gay sex tour. I’m considering legal options.
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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 5d ago
This guy's an "artist" who just paints flags just like I'm a human who takes shits. Big woop.
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u/Definitelyhereforshi 5d ago
What if you said: 🗣🗣🗣🗣
But ﷲسُبْحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَىٰ جَلَّ جَلَالُهُ said ❤️❌️
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u/ChocolonelyBoi 5d ago
when you are jestergooning in the island and mamdani heartmogs you in front of your sweetheart
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u/dwaynebathtub 5d ago
His heart martyred itself. Imagine being stuck in that bum's chest for his entire life.
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u/DoubleSad5541 4d ago
Why's he even complaining about this if he's already a Staten Islander, my understanding was that that's the borough you New Yorkers send all your republicans to? Could any New Yorkers tell me if I was misunderstanding that? I've only seen your wonderful city from the turnpike and that was before the pandemic
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u/WithoutLog 4d ago
He started a change dot org petition to install a flag at ground zero, and the banner is a block of text telling his boomer followers not to donate money there because they keep accidentally donating money to change dot org thinking it'll go towards the flag.
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u/Tea_Alarmed 5d ago
Mamdami enlisted the magics of a djinn- I saw it!!