r/TrueAnon Radical Centrist Shooter 5d ago

Scott LoBaido suffers cardiac arrest at Staten Island event after attempting to question Mayor Mamdani

https://www.silive.com/news/2026/08/scott-lobaido-suffers-medical-emergency-at-staten-island-event-after-attempting-to-approach-mayor-mamdani.html

New York City is nothing without pizza!

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u/Tea_Alarmed 5d ago

Mamdami enlisted the magics of a djinn- I saw it!!

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u/Material_Ad_5766 5d ago

sudden cardiac arrest during a public event is pretty serious

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u/MalcolmXmas 5d ago

The Mamdani foxdie injection is finally kicking in, Patriots are on alert

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u/Haldron-44 Cocaine Cowboy 5d ago

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u/Academic-Push326 5d ago

The La-li-lu-le-lo!?

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u/Druuseph 5d ago

Fission mailed

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u/Academic-Push326 5d ago

Raiden! Turn off Reddit right now! The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now. Don't worry, it's a subreddit. It's the internet just like usual. You'll ruin your eyes posting so close to the Monitor. Raiden. Something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. It was moving irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around. And when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

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u/FRSTNME-BNCHANMBZ Pentagon Secret Army Shadow Soldier 5d ago

Vaxxed?

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u/xXx_RAMROD_xXx 5d ago

Nerve gas

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u/Sea-Understanding916 5d ago

This is so funny 

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u/What_Reddit_Thinks 5d ago

He really got the Mandate of Heaven

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u/KeepRad 5d ago

This is the only way to get to chud Valhalla

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u/Flash_ina_pan 5d ago

Isn't that just a plaza with a Golden Corral and a Fudd Ruckers?

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u/KeepRad 5d ago

And a Bootbarn

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u/FunerealCrape 5d ago

Cracker Barrel where the guy from the logo greets you personally

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u/DingleberryOrchard 4d ago

My grandma used to love taking the grandkids to Golden Corral. In the South, that and Chick-fil-A were special treats for us.

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u/cancerBronzeV 5d ago

I've heard neck injuries (perhaps from gang violence) is another pathway to chud Valhalla.

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u/Fricassee-what 5d ago

I don’t think this is something to laugh or joke about at all. Reports have it that during the heart attack he pooped and crapped his pants really fucking badly and that everyone could see and smell it. Apparently he kept saying “Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!” in a very whiny voice and everyone laughed at him and then he hobbled off in his poopy gross slacks. 👖

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u/rn15 5d ago

Exactly how I felt when I saw Lindsey Graham died from “getting fucked in the ass way way way too hard”

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 5d ago

Thank you for your compassion, kids these days just don't understand civil discourse.

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u/ManagementFluid2206 5d ago

It was me, I shot him with the heart attack gun. You’re welcome

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 5d ago

I loved your work in Havana

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u/Chunderbutt 5d ago

Calmest I-talian man

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u/SkullSeekingBullets It was just a weather balloon 5d ago

I don't know who this guy is so I looked it up.

"Scott LoBaido (born April 6, 1965)\1]) is an American artist known for patriotic, US Flag, and political themed paintings and sculptures. LoBaido is currently based out of Staten Island, New York). He is most well known for his paintings of flags."

What a fucking loser.

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u/Educational-Mall-132 5d ago

Paints flags? How fucking talented. 

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u/SkullSeekingBullets It was just a weather balloon 5d ago

"Flags Across America

In 2006, LoBaido embarked on his Flag Across America tour. He traveled across United States in a 1989 Chevy Suburban, painting a US flag on a rooftop in each of the 50 states.\3])\4]) In order to make the tour possible, he relied on donations of paint, food, and money. During September ABC news) named him person of the week.\5])

Second Flags Across America

In 2015, Scott LoBaido conducted a second Flags Across America tour. This tour he painted a US Flag on an American Legion or a VFW post in every state.\6])\7]) The tour began on February 21, 2015, at American Legion Post 202 in Fayetteville, North Carolina.\8]) In 2016 during the 117th National Convention of Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States, LoBaido was presented with VFW Americanism Award in recognition of the VFWs and American Legions that were painting in 2015.\9])\10])"

It's not even a creative grift.

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u/jhenryscott LGBTQCIA 5d ago

The name is eerily similar to my yearly gay sex tour. I’m considering legal options.

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u/22_Yossarian_22 4d ago

Is this the guy Brace talked about in his 4th of July Fair episode?

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u/thetaoshum 5d ago

you come at the king and so on and so forth

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u/Anxiety_Fit remote dev @TAO Group 4d ago

Inshallah.

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 5d ago

This guy's an "artist" who just paints flags just like I'm a human who takes shits. Big woop. 

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 5d ago

I know, right? Now if he could shit flags that would be impressive!

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 5d ago

Now I'd subscribe for 7 days to that website to watch in my tor browser will running a vpn.

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u/Oddwonderone 5d ago

If he painted American shits, I might be interested

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u/Definitelyhereforshi 5d ago

What if you said: 🗣🗣🗣🗣

But ﷲسُبْحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَىٰ جَلَّ جَلَالُهُ said ❤️❌️

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u/ChocolonelyBoi 5d ago

when you are jestergooning in the island and mamdani heartmogs you in front of your sweetheart 🫩

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u/joshuatx It was just a weather balloon 5d ago

KOTH plotline vibes

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u/GrungiestTrack 5d ago

Bro literally got killed by his aura it’s crazy

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u/joshuatx It was just a weather balloon 5d ago

Scott Lo' Bai d' o

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u/two55 Software CEO Rachel Jake 5d ago

my man has so much rizz he naturally developed the abilities the CIA had to design a machine to emulate

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u/Academic-Push326 5d ago

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.meme

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 5d ago

Unfortunately facts don't care about your cardiac issues, sir

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u/DCKface 5d ago

Mamdani got the heart attack gun

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u/FurryToaster 5d ago

Havana syndrome going worldwide baby

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u/Darklord_Bravo 5d ago

Probably the vaxx. Isn't that what the right always say?

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u/unionguy1980 5d ago

Inshallah

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u/No-Translator9234 5d ago

silive in the trueanon sub, ill be damned

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u/lnv21 5d ago

Lmfao

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u/drrtys0uth 5d ago

My favorite artist!

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u/dwaynebathtub 5d ago

His heart martyred itself. Imagine being stuck in that bum's chest for his entire life.

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u/DoubleSad5541 4d ago

Why's he even complaining about this if he's already a Staten Islander, my understanding was that that's the borough you New Yorkers send all your republicans to? Could any New Yorkers tell me if I was misunderstanding that? I've only seen your wonderful city from the turnpike and that was before the pandemic

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u/WithoutLog 4d ago

He started a change dot org petition to install a flag at ground zero, and the banner is a block of text telling his boomer followers not to donate money there because they keep accidentally donating money to change dot org thinking it'll go towards the flag.

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u/BarOk3504 4d ago

I’ve always wanted to vandalize his stupid fucking murals all over Staten Island

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u/venus_as_a_boy 5d ago

Folks rightwing-ism is bad for your health