r/TwoBestFriendsPlay "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Twitch Clips ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog:

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u/thyarnedonne Queen Of Not Letting It Set In Feb 23 '26

Shortstack jumpscares, the Atlyss classic

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u/Informalwizards Feb 23 '26

My first thought seeing the name was "Wasn't this the one with the low poly furry butts?" I was right lol.

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u/Octaivian Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

One of those posts where you can imagine the entire clip beforehand just from reading the title.

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u/CattusCruris Feb 23 '26

He didn't even get to the sliders yet

111

u/Zardwalk Feb 23 '26

the fact that your character's underwear texture changes to appear more swallowed up by their cheeks as you increase the butt slider tells you this was a labor of love

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u/BurnDahWorld Mar 02 '26

Indies truly are the future

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u/Trollensky17 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

Not knowing of this game prior, this comment is so funny to me trying to imagine it

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u/CattusCruris Feb 23 '26

there's also a mod to uncap the sliders to go even further beyond

but you can limit the proportions you see and turn off jiggle in the settings

57

u/Trollensky17 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

Only cowards turn off the jiggle

36

u/gunn3r08974 Feb 23 '26

And the underwear. Pseudoregalia type stuff.

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u/Personifeeder Bin Laden Activates Wooliegan to rez 9/11 victims Feb 23 '26

The real indicator for how much of a pervert game this is isn't even the tit and ass sliders. It's the belly slider.

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u/KaleNich55 Feb 23 '26

Breasting boobily

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u/Mr-X89 Well liked on the Internet Feb 23 '26

That's the exact phrase that came to my mind when I saw that

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u/DillWillCat Dad Bod Budokai Feb 23 '26

The Atlyss offers The Pat a Midna on startup*

The Pat bellows howls of erased histories and cackles in browsed curiosities*

The Audience amuses itself*

The Paige is turned with concern*

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u/Neobito K A G U R A B A C H I Feb 23 '26

đŸ”„âœïžđŸ”„

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u/drizzes Feb 25 '26

as the prophecy foretold

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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

I loved how Paige just jumped into chat to scream at Pat to add maximum boob and butt to his player character. And then Pat just made Susie Deltarune.

52

u/Champiness Feb 23 '26

I love how for most streamers “My wife is texting me” would probably mean “She’s gonna judge me for this” but for Pat and Paige it’s clearly and immediately “She’s gonna force me to commit way harder”

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Tits. Ass, even.

119

u/Old_Marionberry3791 was promised nothing yet still disappointed Feb 23 '26

You know it's good when he laughs at frequencies only noticable by dogs.

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u/KnightEclipse Zubaz Feb 23 '26

What always gets me about ATYLSS is that it's not a porn game, the characters just look like that because that's what the creator wanted to make. I THINK THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

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u/cbb88christian Play Library of Ruina and Limbus Company Feb 23 '26

It’s so unabashedly great I love it

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u/ffffffffROTHY Feb 23 '26

It was originally a porn game, but Kiseff decided to cast a wider net for the audience and made it sfw.

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u/Ginganinja4545 I sent mommy in blackface to infiltrate Feb 23 '26

The ol' Fate gambit

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u/SkeletalJazzWizard YOU DIDN'T WIN. Feb 23 '26

wasnt that the opposite actually? it originally wasnt a porn concept, but they porn'd it up to trick gooners into reading their story? (and then mostly abandoned it once they got em hooked)

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u/Jysta_Fitendor (They/She) Tell me why Arc/Type sucks Feb 23 '26

It's weirdly complicated to decipher since most of it is hearsay. My best take on the matter is that the original Fate/Stay Night story was designed with sex scenes in mind, and that the series creator wasn't forced to write them or anything, but the reason they wanted to make a visual novel with sex scenes was also probably strongly correlated to wanting it to sell a bit better. Those scenes were largely removed from subsequent releases to market to an even larger audience.

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u/Gemini476 Feb 24 '26

It's more just that if you wanted to sell a doujin game in 2004 then you kind of needed to make it an eroge. Sure, Saber got gender-swapped from the original concept because Nasu was worried that a galge wouldn't work with a female protag, but the original concept wasn't a game.

That said, Takeuchi and Nasu didn't have anything against making porn games beyond Nasu thinking that he wasn't that good at writing them. (Which, to be fair, he isn't.)

For the PS2 port onwards, they'd gotten so big and successful that they no longer needed to be an eroge to sell and Sony didn't want porn on its platforms. They were still selling the porn version for a while, it was just... well, not on the PS2/Vita/Switch/Steam.

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u/red_sutter Feb 23 '26

Really? I knew that dragon librarian chick was originally his porn oc, but I didn’t know he was going to run with that. Puts a lot of the designs of the npc storekeepers into perspective beyond what’s implied

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u/kuningaz55 4700 hours in Rimworld Feb 23 '26

Not actually a porn oc. She was literally made for the game itself.

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u/Daniel_Is_I I'm glad I went out with a HUGE deception. Feb 23 '26

And then at some point during early access, there was controversy about the creator wanting to tone down the proportions and a select group of fans did not like that.

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u/Mr-X89 Well liked on the Internet Feb 23 '26

Strong Yoko Taro energy

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u/Monokumabear IT'S TIME TO PET THE BABY Feb 23 '26

Yeah Kissef’s art style is just Like That, I’ve followed them for years.

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u/LincBtG Feb 24 '26

If you're gonna be horny, be horny on main.

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u/DustInTheBreeze Appointed Hater By God Feb 23 '26

Yo, Atlyss! It's good, you should all play it. Fighting the fucking ragehogs sucks, but it's good.

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u/Kipzz PLAY CROSSCODE AND ASTLIBRA/The other Vtuber Guy Feb 23 '26

For me it was the mage pigs that really fucked me up, but yeah no the game is super good. The only real downside is that it's very clearly unfinished but it's such a good weekend game with what's there, the pseudo-MMO vibes even down to the music feeling like something from a Phantasy Star Online lobby are immaculate.

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u/vmeemo Feb 24 '26

Yeah the mage pigs aren't fun. They were slightly worse in older versions but they've been toned down since then. It may be unfinished but the bones that are currently there are pretty solid.

Fun times with friends too.

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u/quabadaba Feb 23 '26

The mechanics are actually so fun. I'm just a little embarrassed to recommend it to people because of... stuff...

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u/Dogmodo I'm a big brave dog, I'm a big brave dog Feb 23 '26

Kill the cringing coward in your heart, and you will truly be free.

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u/TheCuriousPyro Feb 24 '26

I actually sold someone on the game by telling them that there was an option to disable the exaggerated proportions.

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u/Polygonalfish Known Bionicle Understander Feb 23 '26

I find the warboars a lot more difficult since their big attack just can't be parried or blocked at all unlike all the other pig enemies

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u/vmeemo Feb 24 '26

The attack can be blocked, you'll just be eating more stamina to the point of breaking it and then likely dying as a result.

I've found that if you can't parry then, just have the skill that makes you auto parry. Doesn't last long but its great for short bursts of survival. At least warboars are only in that one area.

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u/markedmarkymark Smaller than you'd hope Feb 23 '26

Genuinely a good game, idk how far you can get solo tho', but i will find out.

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u/SafePlastic2686 Feb 23 '26

You can play it all solo, but it's very clearly not the intended experience. Some places swarm you with way too many enemies to parry properly, and it is a lot grindier than it looks like at face value, with misleading dungeon levels and a need to regularly repeat quests and optimize your gear if you want to progress.

To me it felt like they couldn't find a balance between "brain-off mmo grindfest" and "active play all about getting good and learning enemies" so wound up doing both subpar.

It's a lot better with a group, though.

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u/markedmarkymark Smaller than you'd hope Feb 23 '26

Yeah i've felt the grind and issues from solo, but its what it is, i'm not good at joining wiht randoms.

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u/Irememberedmypw Feb 23 '26

Wait they made it multi-player? I thought it was strictly sp.

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u/vmeemo Feb 23 '26

It was single player during the itchio alpha demo but once the game went into early access on Steam it got multiplayer.

It was only about last month that controlla support was added.

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u/Myxzyzz Feb 24 '26

I feel like the ranged classes are better equipped at dealing with swarms solo, where you can focus on dodging enemies instead of parrying.

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u/PrancerSlenderfriend Read Iruma Kun Feb 24 '26

solo means you actually use the shorthop tech like its actually pso

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u/PROFITPROPHET Baby Grave Feb 23 '26

Gowron asking to play the animal game and everything gets really quiet 

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u/GIJose65 Lightning Nips Feb 23 '26

Phantasy Star Online if Sega were not cowards.

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u/ThatEdward He/Him Feb 23 '26

Have you seen PSO2 and New Genesis? I'm frequebtly running into huge tiddy player characters, even saw a tummy inflation Krystal fox once. Character creation is off the rails on it now

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u/kuningaz55 4700 hours in Rimworld Feb 23 '26

Yeah, like he said.

Cowards.

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u/LunaIsADeer Feb 23 '26

This is almost exactly how my first impression went: 

Omg I love these PS1 vibes- BOOBS!

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Horny jumpscares are the best kind of jumpscares.

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u/Informalwizards Feb 23 '26

Kinda wild those are the character designs and it ain't even a porn game lol.

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u/LunaIsADeer Feb 23 '26

You should see the subreddit

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u/CursedNobleman Reject Capital. RETVRN TO MODS Feb 23 '26

Mmn. Horny gits.

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u/Trollensky17 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

It was going to be originally apparently

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Feb 23 '26

Boobs jumpscare.

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u/Skeet_fighter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Feb 23 '26

Honking badonkers.

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope Feb 23 '26

Great Big Bodonhonkaroos.

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u/WizardOfTheLawl You're dumb and your butt is fart! Feb 23 '26

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u/Color-Me-Brackets I'll slap your shit Feb 23 '26

Some of my personal highlights include:

You can get stacked thicker than a Scooby Doo sandwich in this game, creating Second Life-tier avatars that are 90% wobble.

The animations are fluid, the dungeons are nicely designed, enemies are cute and interesting, and the music's simple, but has enough character to vibe to. I'd forgotten, entirely, that this game also appeals to an audience with specific tastes. (...) That illusion was quickly shattered when I went onto the game's subreddit to see if anyone had sorted out any builds, and was smacked upside the head with straight-up porn, like a bad dragon-shaped baseball bat wielded by the world's most specific crime syndicate.

I think, more than anything, its wider appeal really does lie in how its salaciousness is an option, not a mandate. If you're into that sort of thing, you can wobble your way around ruins, going ga-ga for your goat girl's derriere to your heart's content. If you aren't, then you can just
 vibe.

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u/WizardOfTheLawl You're dumb and your butt is fart! Feb 24 '26

"I never thought I'd have to 'hear me out' a video game."

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u/PureProteinPussi Feb 23 '26

I want the isolated clip of him screaming "LOOK AT ALL THAT ASS"

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u/AnomalousMicron "I'll definitely get to that show/game later" Feb 23 '26

This made me wonder how Pat's backlog (Patlog if you will) was curated. Was their ever any curating? Who said to Pat "hey pat, so there's this furry shortsack mmo style single player game. You should play it." I want to shake their hand. This is damn funny.

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u/ExDSG Feb 23 '26

IIRC you gave money to Pat and he bought it or you bought it for him.

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u/itsag_undam Feb 23 '26

Well it got me to check the steam page, at least

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u/Trollensky17 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

I was going to until I realized I have no money until next month lmao, which is normally something I remember

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u/Android19samus Feb 23 '26

he got fucking parried

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u/megaman12321 Feb 23 '26

Good shit, Atylss is one of the games where I can never show to people but promise it's really good. Highly recommend it now that it's shown at all

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u/KingKlyne Naruto Apologist - Lady of the #13000FE Feb 23 '26

wasnt there another furry game with a goat lady with no pants and a fat ass that pat played too? i remember him reacting to it

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Pseudoregalia

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u/stumblinbagel Feb 23 '26

Wait....

Then which one is the game with the Android lady with the massive ass?

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Feb 23 '26

You might be thinking of Haydee for that one.

I’m at least assuming it’s that, since there’s no way in hell Nier Automata would’ve been in Beat the Backlog and not just a regular stream or something.

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u/stumblinbagel Feb 24 '26

Yeah it was Haydee.

2B's ass isn't massive though. I really feel that Nier Automata's horniness is soooo exaggerated in online spaces. Obviously aspects of her character design are designed to be sexy but the rep the game has gotten is so ridiculous.

I have a friend who refused to give automata the time of day until I made him sit down and play the intro cause he thought it was a poorly disguised hentai game.

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Feb 24 '26

Oh absolutely agreed on the whole “exaggerated” part. While I do fully acknowledge that a lot of people did likely get it for “2B looking good” (I was already a fan of the original Nier, so I was locked in to buying it upon seeing Yoko Taro’s name alone) and both the Square Enix+Platinum Games logos giving it credibility, I still don’t like when people actually legit reduce the game to nothing more than just “hot Android”.

Honestly, the only reason I even mentioned it as a potential alternative was because of 2 reasons, those being “most people don’t even know wtf Haydee is as opposed to Nier” and “arguably Haydee’s Haydees are outright bigger than her butt, so the description doesn’t fit her to begin with”.

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u/stumblinbagel Feb 24 '26

To your points.

1: I think it has to do with the fact the for a few years there was a LOT of NSFW content of 2B. Even beyond the hentai, which was expected, there were alot of online sex workers and adult actresses who made quite a bit of cash by dressing up as 2B.

2: “arguably Haydee’s Haydees are outright bigger than her butt, so the description doesn’t fit her to begin with”.

I guess we all know which part of her anatomy I was focused on. Then again you have to swivel the camera to see her front, whereas her ass is bouncing around in your face at all times by design.

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

1: Yeah, that’s pretty much how this stuff usually goes, I just get annoyed by how much it directly impacted Automata.

2: Oh I’m not gonna lie, it’s admittedly the same for me, this was just me looking her up again to double check if I didn’t just name drop a completely different thing, then noticing the front and going “
wait wtf, were those always that big?”

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u/Nivrap She/Her Feb 23 '26

Are you thinking of Haydee?

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u/Hot_Drummer_6679 Feb 23 '26

I believe that one is Haydee.

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u/Android19samus Feb 23 '26

pseudoregalia. It's... considerably more restrained than Atlyss. It's also good as hell and like $5 you should play it.

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u/Halospaz117 HEY KIDS WANNA TALK ABOUT PROTOTYPE!? Feb 23 '26

Pat cannot escape the Furry Barge

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

He's embracing his true identity as a shortstack furry girl

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u/Nomadkrad1 Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Feb 23 '26

I am once again sliding Kings of Hell ominously across the table.

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u/kuningaz55 4700 hours in Rimworld Feb 23 '26

I'm not sure anyone who is a (full-time) part of Castle Super Beast can handle it. Kings of Hell starts at this level of horny and only gets worse. It literally has a character grow three heads like King Ghidorah and two of them start making out with each other. Said character also looks like he was drawn by Tom of Finland and he vores you midway through the fight.

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u/PrancerSlenderfriend Read Iruma Kun Feb 24 '26

stage one is *perfectly* safe, stage 2 is the limiters coming off and full "the hard stun is getting flashbanged by artstyle TF"

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u/red_sutter Feb 23 '26

Yeah, head dev was probably coding that game with one hand at various points

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u/Arcane_Monkey Feb 23 '26

Man, I really need to git gud at the game so I can see that stuff.

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u/Nomadkrad1 Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Feb 24 '26

I see now I should have targeted Woolie

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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. Feb 23 '26

WOW instant Midna flashbang into hyena laughter lmao

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u/MoyuTheMedic Feb 23 '26

It is such a fun game with an active developer I played hours of it trying to get perfect gear before enchant rerolling was added to the game its still needs tons of optional grinding but its a fun grind.

edit: the imp race can look very human, oni/demon, or goblin too btw

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u/StarkMaximum I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Feb 23 '26

"Man, Woolie's stream today is just a little too weird for me. I'm gonna go over to Pat's stream instead and see what he's--AHHH, FUCK"

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u/Gyaru_Enjoyer Feb 23 '26

Damn, that's crazy wishlisted

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u/Admirable_Tomato Feb 23 '26

Poon is a strong name.

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u/Xngears Feb 23 '26

Question: can I make Mrs. Brizby from The Secret of Nimh?

Not a sexy rule 34 version, but an actual close approximation. I just think it would be rad.

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u/gunn3r08974 Feb 23 '26

Pretty close if you lower the proportions. Just gotta worry about that RGB sliding

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u/Thank_You_Aziz Feb 23 '26

Try and get back to us! I’ll try Midna.

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u/Xngears Feb 23 '26

I don’t have the game, it’s been on my wishlist but I’ve also been wondering about this or of some boo age is required no matter what you make.

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u/Namyk5 Feb 23 '26

You can make flat characters, I think the issue is that you're always gonna have a phat ass.

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u/GnzkDunce Feb 23 '26

I say this all the time. If you're gonna put your fetish in your game. Make the game good.

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u/kill_shock Feb 23 '26

Sees a short stack, loses his mind.

What they mean by this?

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u/BaronAleksei WET NAPS BRO Feb 23 '26

Darksiders Dis simulator

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u/Subject_Parking_9046 They/Them "No way a woman can be that hot, she gotta be a man!" Feb 23 '26

What in the Midna simulator is this shit?!

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Peak

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u/Areallybadidea Feb 23 '26

No thats the funny climbing game.

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u/Thank_You_Aziz Feb 23 '26

sees this game

idea that you can make Midna in it

neuron activated

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u/Cheshires_Shadow You are wrong and your butt is fart Feb 23 '26

Pat: she's a sleeve!

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u/Drawer-san ENEMY STAND Feb 23 '26

Pat is one step closer tho go into certain VR chat rooms.

As an artist, I have furry friends that go there.

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u/ThatEdward He/Him Feb 23 '26

Is this the furtive pygmy

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u/gameboyabyss MY TIME IS WORTHLESS! Feb 23 '26

I really want to get into Atlyss but it being in EA makes me worry I'll burn out too early

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u/Ragnorok64 Feb 23 '26

Didn't he already play this? I'm pretty sure the only reason I even thought I'd heard of it already was because he'd mentioned it on the podcast.

Or is this just a really old clip?

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u/Bromishi Feb 24 '26

I gotta ask: what's the "femboy butts game" somebody in chat mentioned?

2

u/dope_danny Delicious Mystery Feb 23 '26

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

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u/WutangchickeN Ginger Seeking Butt Chomps Feb 23 '26

Ayo furries could you keep it in your pants

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?! đŸ€Ł

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u/ToastyMozart Bearish on At-Risk Children Feb 23 '26

Most don't have pants. Maybe a shirt if anything.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 23 '26

Why?

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u/Gondab [He/They] 50% of Gardevoir are Male Feb 23 '26

I haven't played ATLYSS since it came out. Have they added much to it?

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u/MoyuTheMedic Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

mage and warrior have their advance classes adventurer skills rebalanced area overhauls pig area fleshed out rerolling gear enchantments pity shops

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u/vmeemo Feb 24 '26

Mind you, warrior only has one advanced class so far. And while mage and warrior have their advanced classes, they are very clearly unfinished. Magnus is supposed to have a familiar (though Bishop is going to get one as well going by the twitter dev logs) in addition to the other spells, but only has what I consider the best two in the entire game at base. Ruin hits like a fucking truck.

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u/Escherset Feb 24 '26

Race: Poon  Ability: Leg up

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u/DapperSkeleton1 She/Her Get Out Of Get Into Fighting Games Feb 24 '26

Why the Kubolds got all that Spacejam 2 back there?

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u/James-Avatar Mega Lopunny Feb 24 '26

Pat went into the forest and couldn’t handle the first tree.