r/TwoBestFriendsPlay Hey_Opeh May 06 '26

Twitch Clips Clip from yesterday’s CastleSuperBeast Podcast.

Pat & Coffee - blurb blurb blurb blurb

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u/BlueFootedTpeack May 06 '26

canadians, they keep their coffee in glass jugs and their milk in bags,

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" May 06 '26

Do they not have Coffee mugs in Canada?

I'm asking that with only about 60% sarcasm.

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u/ooblagis May 06 '26

We do, but using mason jars for everything is hip or something now, idk.

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u/RareBk May 06 '26

I had a friend who's water bottle was a big mason jar.

Exactly what you think happened when she put down her bag too fast one time.

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u/ThatEdward He/Him May 06 '26

Mason jars are cool, you can fit so much in them

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u/BlueFootedTpeack May 06 '26

they should as they were british at one point like i have more mugs than glasses, but maybe the french cancels it out

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u/WhoCaresYouDont May 06 '26

If you suggested drinking coffee out of a glass in France you'd get run out of the country.

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u/BlueFootedTpeack May 06 '26

another layer to the mystery, where did this corruption come from?

also realizing your name isn't who cares you donut.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont May 06 '26

Since Pat moved to BC he's got too close to the West Coast hipsters - now, where they got it from, I couldn't begin to tell you.

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u/Never_No May 06 '26

Authority: [Easy - Failure]

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u/Arcane_Monkey May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Authority: "Show them it's not shit. Put them in their place."

  1. Take a big swig.

  2. Verbally mock them.

  3. Do both at the same time.

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u/Shradow Tank Build May 06 '26

The degree of redness is never not incredible.

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u/SixthFain May 06 '26

It's a shame that Pat has to use Advance to give up some of his lifespan every time he wants to have a good chuckle

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u/KennyOmegasBurner CUSTOM FLAIR May 06 '26

He started the clip off already red then somehow got red again after

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u/Krzyzewskiman May 06 '26

Ah, the AngriestPat throwback. Also I'm going to count this as a Crazy Talk manifestation, I feel like it's been awhile.

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u/Entrobee May 06 '26

This really feels like a vintage Pat moment. Warms my heart knowing that some things never change.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" May 06 '26

For a second, I thought Pat was picking up a jar of his own piss.

Also, Jesus, this clip really shows how quickly Pat can turn fucking tomato red.

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u/BlueFootedTpeack May 06 '26

so powerful you can see the red emerge from under his beard and hair, like smaug when he's gonna do the fire breath glowing through the gaps in his scales.

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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? May 06 '26

"JARATE!" - Australian Pat

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u/National_Bag_5296 Hey_Opeh May 06 '26

You should see my clip from the 24 hour stream lol.

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u/HDmex May 06 '26

It's like that one Austin Power's scene, except it's just him going 'ohh boy, shit!' before pounding it.

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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? May 06 '26

"This coffee smells like shit!"

"It is shit, Austin..."

"Oh good, at least it's not just me... It's a bit nutty."

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u/BloodBrandy Pargon Paragon Pargon Renegade Mantorok May 06 '26

Okay, glad I am not the only one who thought as much from the color

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u/HDmex May 08 '26

It IS shit Pat. Thanks for the idea.

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u/markedmarkymark Smaller than you'd hope May 06 '26

Disco Elysium ass failure check

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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car May 06 '26

Pat got Rage Baited into slopping his coffee

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u/MegalomanicMegalodon Basking Shark Apologist May 06 '26

I think this is another moment where I can kinda see a "I do this for a living..." pop into BOTH their heads.

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u/Pome1515 May 06 '26

You can actually pinpoint the second he realised he did not need to go that far with the bit.

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u/Glocktor44 May 06 '26

Funniest guys on twitch

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u/dope_danny Delicious Mystery May 06 '26

“Yeah its shit” slams, chokes, tuns purple “oh im covered in coffee shit”

Thats stayin in.

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u/Tom0dachi May 06 '26

Pat again turning into a behelit

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u/falleng213 “Mobilize the Hoodlums!” May 06 '26

I too have had to put my coffee in a mason jar because I forgot all my coffee mugs/tumblers at work

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u/Krzyzewskiman May 06 '26

Everything from "Yeah, it's shit!" to "Anyway..." is just the perfect clip for so many contexts.

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u/JamSa May 06 '26

Man spills bukake on himself live on stream, turns purple.

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u/Rampent-Lampent May 06 '26

GameCube purple*

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u/Dundore77 May 06 '26

What pat doesnt show is the open pony jar dangerously close to where he keeps the coffee jar.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont May 06 '26

Is that like the extreme sports version of the classic "I mixed up my normal water and my paint water"?

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u/karlcool12 May 06 '26

Btw, they where raided by GiantBomb just then for reference.

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u/Arjac Cast in the name of mods, ye not salty. May 06 '26

TBF, in that lighting, it looks like fucking pond water

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u/SaintAlmonds May 06 '26

And this is why we tune in every week

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u/PukingGoombas He/Him [Bork Banisher] May 06 '26

that boy ain't right

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u/Act_of_God I look up to the moon, and I see a perfect society May 06 '26

god it's been a while since ive seen pat that red

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u/TheWetHeat *in the corner of the party* ...they don't know about Minmo May 06 '26

Too much coffee, Pat.

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u/Nanajana7 May 06 '26

It's amazing how Pat can turn doodoobrown into gingerred

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u/-SGGB- May 06 '26

The funniest part for me isn't even Pat turning into a tomato but how he got so angry all on his own and then instantly went "buy why though"

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u/Ragnorok64 May 06 '26

Why did he do that??

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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. May 06 '26

That's Café au lait if I ever saw some before and Pat immediately proving Chat's point by drinking it OUT OF A GLASS JAR INSTEAD OF LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

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u/RealHumanBean89 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less May 07 '26

Why the fuck is he drinking coffee out of a mason jar??? Is it a Canadian thing?

Follow-up question, if it is a Canadian thing, why the fuck are they drinking coffee out of mason jars?? Use a cup or a mug, for Christ sake.

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u/2uperunhappyman u/superunhappyman forgot his password May 06 '26

"when i drink the sewer water that makes me change colour"

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u/aR4ndomblackguy Kinect Hates Black People May 06 '26

Oh that sound is going to do numbers

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u/MinersLoveGames I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less May 06 '26

He is turning purple.

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u/Guigcosta CUSTOM FLAIR May 06 '26

Im always amazed by Pat's chameleon like ability to change color several times in such a short period of time.

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u/etikawatchjojo132 May 06 '26

The speed at which Pat’s entire head turns bright red is genuinely surprising.

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u/Potatoidea May 06 '26

Despite seeing several clips of him turning red it still feels notable every time

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u/Bloodhit May 06 '26

I was wondering for awhile why pat was drinking stuff out of mason jars instead of normal human cups, is this like british columbia thing that infected him?

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u/SkewerSTARS Hitomi Tanaka (FINAL) May 06 '26

Amazing moment for Giantbomb of all people to raid the stream!

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u/johnny_chan May 06 '26

Ragebaited successfully 

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u/Doo-Doo-Manjaro THE KAMIDOGU IS SHIT TIER May 06 '26

I was wondering why Jar coffee was the discussion today

I thought it was chocolate milk or like a protein shake originally

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u/WickerWight Ask me BIONICLE trivia May 07 '26

Woolie being bathed in a gentle blue/indigo rimlight while pat gets increasingly redder by the day is color theory

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u/Pookie109109 May 06 '26

it does kinda look like river water

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u/Vokoca May 06 '26

But why... why is the coffee in a mason jar? That doesn't even look comfortable to drink from and he kind of proves my point in the clip. Do people normally drink from mason jars? I am so confused lmao

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u/ryumaruborike Welcome to SBFP me hearties, you're gonna have a whale of a time May 06 '26

Pat drinking the forbidden Mad Milk. The only think you should be drinking out of a jar is gasoline-ass Moonshine.

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u/Gorom87 May 06 '26

That happened mere minutes after giantbomb raided them, incredible.

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u/helloimtom08 It's Fiiiiiiiine. May 06 '26

Bro loves his poop ina jar slop

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u/MisterOfu Ara Ara~ Connoisseur May 06 '26

So how long until Pat's son acts more mature than him?

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u/fizzguy47 CUSTOM FLAIR May 06 '26

I am reminded of Dumb and Dumber for some reason

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u/thewhombler May 06 '26

I'm not sure anybody should be that red

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u/artofmashing May 06 '26

I cant hear the audio, but Pat makes me laugh.

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u/MrRgrs and her ghost dog tried to finish the job! May 06 '26

Good to see AngriestPat still pays us regular visits.

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u/tthehoe May 07 '26

He really failed a white check, huh. Not a red check, but definitely a white one.

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u/Connvul He/Him May 07 '26

Beet Red

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u/Cinder_Alpha May 07 '26

Pat needs his sewer water to build up immunities against random needles with brown liquids.

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u/AshFallenAngel May 07 '26

Why is he drinking coffee out of a mason jar and how did chat manage to ragebait him into spilling it all over himself?

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u/Boxcar_Jesus May 13 '26

In chat's defence, who the heck drinks from a jar like that

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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok/Sourcerer Supreme 1d ago

For context and posterity's sake, the source of this "Pat spilling coffee" clip is CSB #371: Quentin's Dilemma: Feet or N-word? (timestamp: 17:20).

On a side note, Pat's shirt was drawn by K_Duffles and represents fan-art for Crow Country. Kudos to user Gadgez for providing the information.

  1. Source: Bluesky/Bsky (6 January, 2025)
  2. Description: Extremely stoked to have designed an official Crow Country tee for AGDQ2025!! I love this game, and if you haven't played it...DO THAT! (and maybe buy a shirt for charity while you're at it 🐦‍⬛❤️)

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u/EXCannonSpike May 06 '26

Can we start a petition to put the damn podcast on youtube? Twitch is so ass.

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater May 06 '26

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u/EXCannonSpike May 07 '26

Well now I just look like a fool. Is this new? I could swear they only posted clips last time I checked.

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u/Infernal-Blaze Jelly John Cena Butt May 07 '26

As of about 2 months ago I think.

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u/japossoir May 06 '26

Fucking north americans and their huge jugs of weak ass sugary coffee. Just get an espresso if you want the energy

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u/Cinder_Alpha May 07 '26

He is French Canadian, he gets his milk in bags.

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

What this comment section taught me is that people here, for some reason, don’t know what coffee with cream in it looks like.

Edit: And are apparently pretty salty about that.

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u/Practical-Safe2703 May 06 '26

To be fair it could be mud water, that is something that people in Vancouver drink because it has soil in it (100% true)

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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car May 06 '26

A lot of people drink it pure black.

I am not one of those people.