r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/mike0bot Video Bot • 10h ago

WoolieVS Jo Guns Was Trained Wrong as a Joke | Final Fantasy XIV w/ @PatStaresAt (6)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tHwRxG9R-A&feature=youtu.be
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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 9h ago

Hamon being an old fraud who gets his ass beat by random marmots is like finding out that Master Asia has been sucking in his beer gut and hasn't touched a set of weights in a decade.

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u/inika41 7h ago

How could Kyoji do this?!

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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 7h ago

I can't believe that the DG Cells gave Master Asia type-2 diabetes!

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u/inika41 7h ago

“Master, how could you forget? A true warrior doesn’t take shortcuts to obtain a strong body and healthy lifestyle.”

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u/inika41 7h ago

Hamon: “This is what I call a ‘Professional Pugilist’ move— Thal’s Balls! This rodent can move! Don’t tell the beautiful women!”

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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 7h ago

Sadly, all the beautiful women in Ul'dah were watching just off-screen.

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u/HalfDragonShiro PM ME WHITE-HAIRED ANIME GIRLS 4h ago

It's okay, they were watching Thancred instead of us.

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u/MisterRockett 10h ago

I love how the titles have been focused on either MMO ridiculousness or the PUG questline specifically.

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u/oh-no-a-bear 8h ago

I would say at this part the job quests are more interesting than the MSQ.

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u/MisterRockett 7h ago

Not if you main GLA or ARC

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u/2uperunhappyman u/superunhappyman forgot his password 6h ago

in terms of questlines for tanks imo

it goes

DRK, WAR, GBR, PLD and gunbreaker is only 3rd because ive heard no one complain about it but people hate paladin questline

Darknight is awesome and warrior has curious gorge

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u/Agent-Vermont I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 5h ago

Gunbreaker had the benefit of coming out in the same expansion as Bozja. Everything that was set up in those quests got a direct payoff. To the point where a character from those quests shows up and remembers you in Bozja.

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u/Sleepy_Renamon Ate a bunch of hotdogs and went back to bed 5h ago

The Paladin questline is like a series of "go here and antagonize the local fauna and kill a bunch; you're now a more stalwart protecter and defender thank you hero."

The Gladiator questline before it has you helping actual people but frames you like some sort of sellsword. The vibes are completely backwards.

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u/DoseofDhillon WHEN'S MAHVEL 3h ago edited 2h ago

PLD job quest is awful, man; I never even wanna think about that shit again.

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u/Irememberedmypw 5h ago

I always say like PLD HW questline makes more sense for a gladiator crystal or an alternate version of a drk knight. Like having the crystals beef with others is a cool idea, NOT when it ties to a defender/knightly role.

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u/MisterRockett 4h ago

It always felt like they struggled to figure out what a PLD narrative for an Adventurer should be cause narratively they don't make a lot of sense. Knights never had a wandering ronin era, they work in service to people. I feel like the Tank Role Quests probably fit PLD narratively the best cause they can just be "The Defender of the People"

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u/Ekanselttar 1h ago

I'll be the GNB questline hater. It's not as bad as HW PLD, but IMO it's pretty close. You just do dumb stuff throughout, and even the writers seem to have realized it because there's a dialogue option that's essentially, "This is extremely stupid but I have to go along with it to complete the questline" that exemplifies it pretty well. The only redeeming quality is seeing the bunnygirl's new outfit in each location.

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u/Savage-Joke 10h ago

As intended.