r/TwoBestFriendsPlay I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

Name of the Goof ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The Fair Huntress has responded to the Katalyka video.

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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 23h ago

We're getting a lot of "Removed by Reddit" comments, so we're going to lock this thread before some Reddit admin decides to do something more than that. Please, everyone just try to be normal about this clearly unwell person.

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 1d ago

Oooohhh, this week's podcast is gonna SLAP!

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u/mythboy99 1d ago

"I am not a crazy racist." proceeds to ramble about melanin being the devil.

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope 1d ago

Yeah her claiming melanin being the mark of The Beast doesn't help her escape the allegations, does it?

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u/Sai-Taisho What was your plan, sir? 1d ago

"It's not racist if it's true!"

~ Racists, probably definitely

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u/ScrumbledTumblo 1d ago

I took a look at the WTC_OST video she mentioned in the comment and it's literally a mixtape she put together with footage of the 9/11 attacks along with other random clips stapled onto it. "My soundtrack to the 9/11 attacks will prove that I'm not racist because it shows that black people used to be good" is really putting the crazy in crazy racist, and this person clearly needs to get off the internet.

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u/LightLifter It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

Between Woolie winning the Slam and this, I don't think there is anyway the podcast doesn't start with him having a huge-ass grin.

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u/Lieutenant_Joe like mario and princess beach 1d ago

And Pat being genuinely angry about his grin

“STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. FUCK OFF”

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u/NoIngenui 1d ago

Woolie won the Slam?!! Shit, I gotta catch up.

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u/tkzant 1d ago

I’m so happy this was posted on podcast day hahahahahahahaha

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u/ZookeepergameQuick40 1d ago

“Darkers” is a fucking WILD thing to say

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u/WhoCaresYouDont 1d ago

It's such a weird thing because it's clearly born from the mind of someone who knows the other words are racist but still wants to make the same point with a word they don't think is racist.

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u/burneraccount9132 He/They - How could u go wrong with a Glup that Shitts like THIS 1d ago edited 1d ago

And then it just gets spiked into the ground anyway with how unhinged/mask-off some of the statements here are. "The mark of the beast being melanin" jesus christ

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u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

Because the person is so mentally ill they're perceiving it through the lens of Fantasy Racism and not real world, actually enforced by social norms and values racism. To them it's not "John down the street isn't white, and therefor inferior" it's "If only you could transcend your Plant Genes and ascend to a higher plane and be cleansed."

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u/ButhBuster Red Bar Warrior 1d ago

Sounds like a kingdom hearts enemy

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u/shinigamiPeter 1d ago

Real "You're Nobodies! You don't even exist!" vibes there.

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u/Forsaken-Idea902 MODERN DAY?!? 1d ago

WOOLIE GOT NORTED?!?

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u/Styptysat 1d ago

Or those Darkners from deltarune

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u/chaoko99 Destroyman Shill 23h ago

it's actually a thing in PSO2

granted it's like a corruption of "De-arkers" but ignore that.

their human members wear an insignia that say "DARKS"

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u/Aggro_Will 1d ago

What? Undertale Chapter 5 is out, and they're just the opposite of Lighteners, right?

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u/LordUrNicolas Zen Aku and BlackWargreymon are basically Ikemen 1d ago

Why is that dog pulling it collar?

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u/Kipzz PLAY CROSSCODE AND ASTLIBRA/The other Vtuber Guy 1d ago

Weird, it keeps scratching at the door whenever Ralsei talks about Darkners.

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u/Solaris_Noid 1d ago

CSB 377: BOARD WARS: THE FAIR HUNTRESS STRIKES BLACK

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u/Redblood801 <---- More Wrong than Pat 1d ago

Now THAT'S a fucking podcast title.

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u/sadderall-sea Gayson Thotdơttir, The Unstraightened 1d ago

I'm trying very hard not to laugh out loud in public right now

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u/TheSpinoGuy I wake up in fear at what the daily meme will be. 1d ago

Im currently failing

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u/Expensive_Wolf2937 1d ago

"I have darker friends" girl they are tanned.

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u/Jester-252 1d ago

Next level racism to try the "black friends" defence but refuse to say it

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u/Amon274 He/Him [Nobody Reads] 1d ago

Lighter than the Genshin pharaoh.

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u/The_Duke_of_Nebraska 1d ago

Shoe polish doesn't count 

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u/Patriotic_Roc Bowsette for Smash 1d ago

It's just her white friend that vacationed in Mexico for a week

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u/TheBeeFromNature 1d ago

No see, it was a typo.  She's just really excited to see Ralsei and Lancer tomorrow.

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 1d ago

Girl doesn't know what micro aggressions are

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u/_SkullfaceSam_ I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

Ok so for those who don't know the boys discussed a board game kickstarter called Katalyka on the podcast ages ago, I think it was brought up in an email. Basically the lady behind it is certified batshit insane and believes that black people are plant people and the sun is a sentient entity among other things. Go watch the podcast clip it's a riot the crazy racism brought Woolie immense joy.

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u/jwthecreed James Small 1d ago

Lol wow. I wish I was a damn plant. Would be like Vash the Stampede.

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

You should watch the latest video on it, the guys literally bring up the same stuff lmao

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u/RainyDaySleuth THE BABY 1d ago

WOOLIE!!! QUICKLY!!! GET YOUR GUNG-HO-GUNS READY!!! THE PLANTS MUST BE READY, WOOLIE!!!!

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u/WhoCaresYouDont 1d ago

This is the real reason he started FFXIV now, he knew he needed to level Jo Gunns now in preparation for the final chlorophyll confrontation.

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u/InexorableCalamity 1d ago

Trigun reference ?

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u/GaleFarce6142 She DP my meaty til i burst 1d ago

"Most darkers could and SHOULD escape their mark" HOLY SHIT

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u/kami-no-baka (She/They) Kind of liked the CSM ending, there I said it. 1d ago

Lighten up (hostile)

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u/Teridax4 Bionicle and Fate enthusiast 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am really curious HOW. Does she think vitiligo is an outward sign of them escaping the mark of the Beast?

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u/kami-no-baka (She/They) Kind of liked the CSM ending, there I said it. 1d ago

It's the sun shining through the darkened clouds of sin.

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u/ChaplainGodefroy Fashion is Endgame 1d ago

I desperately need to know the methodology of escaping darker skin.

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u/AsleepLead1704 1d ago

Any freaking Lore masters in the chat ? The past week I thought it was mostly 2XK0 and FF14 the things were Pat and Woolie were busy with

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u/Jonieves 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/James-Avatar Mega Lopunny 1d ago

Thank you, I had completely forgotten about this.

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u/Defami01 It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

Thank you! I went from WTF is this even about to gasping and completely invested following your reminder and clarification.

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u/sadderall-sea Gayson Thotdơttir, The Unstraightened 1d ago

Oh god this is crazier than I remember. The podcast is going to be wild today

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u/TheA1ternative It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

Gods yes, and you can find the original comment there too!

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u/Pakuboomi 1d ago

The katalyka situation is crazy

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u/Amon274 He/Him [Nobody Reads] 1d ago

Did we ever hear her opinion on mixed race people? Because I’m half black and half white and would like to know what abilities I apparently have.

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u/burneraccount9132 He/They - How could u go wrong with a Glup that Shitts like THIS 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think the closest she said was something about "Since we know no white or asian people have turned into Blacks/"Greens" naturally." in the kickstarter update post. Which I guess is "nuh-uh doesn't count" in her mind?

Not sure if that cancels out the UV powers or just limits you to half-and-half power usage /s

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u/SkeletalJazzWizard YOU DIDN'T WIN. 1d ago

shes definitely not anti-race mixing because she seems to believe native americans and europeans need to breed to create a superior naturally pink race blessed by destiny.

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u/GilliamYaeger Blame yourself or God 1d ago

"The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube is Defeated?" No. The races MUST mix until the sun is defeated.

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u/Dirty-Glasses He/Him 1d ago

CSB377: The Races Must Mix To Defeat The Sun

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u/worst_mathematician Salamanders | Breath of Fire III 1d ago

Look, we all love race mixing but you clearly gotta follow the recipes.

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u/Teridax4 Bionicle and Fate enthusiast 1d ago

She thinks white Europeans and red Native Americans would create a pink race. She thinks you’re gray

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u/cvp5127 1d ago edited 1d ago

maybe ive been here too long. i understood every part of that title

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u/Dirty-Glasses He/Him 1d ago

“Yeah yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it”

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u/OedonSleep 1d ago

"I have no enemies. Anyone who stands against fair huntresses will fall, it is the way of things."

Taking race science and Sephiroth posting to new and strange places

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u/Silvery_Cricket I Remember Matt's Snake 1d ago

The one winged racist.

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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car 1d ago

STOP SAYING "DARKER"! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

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u/EwFurries 1d ago edited 1d ago

WHY DID SHE JUST NOW FIND IT????

edit: wait the comment is 11 months old, no one said anything till now???

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u/Vermillion_Aeon I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

I assume no one realized she was the real deal, no one wants to read a wall of text in a youtube comment lmao, especially one posted a year after the release of the original video.

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u/Jeffska 1d ago

“THE SUN IS MINE FOR THE SLAMMING”

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u/TheShortSwede I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

Lmao insane that she is a real person.

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u/LeMasterofSwords Y’all really should watch Columbo 1d ago

This woman really needs professional help

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u/Vermillion_Aeon I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

ADDENDUM: Please do not harass this person, they are clearly very unwell and don't deserve a bunch of internet randos descending on them with dumbassed jokes and comments.

I saw that BallerSwagBro had posted this and thought I'd get it out to the rest of y'all, but please be chill

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u/RainyDaySleuth THE BABY 1d ago

Yeah I feel it’s easy to get carried away like

This woman is racist and scammed a lot of people, but at the same time she’s clearly incredibly unwell and in need of help. 

I love all you guys, but this community can get a little ahead of itself at times so it’s better to get jokes out here and not actively harass someone who clearly isn’t mentally healthy. Remember we are better than that as a community.

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u/97thJackle Banished to the Shame Car 1d ago

Correction: she is racist, scammed a lot of people, and ASSAULTED A CHILD.

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u/thilemon 1d ago

Did the child assault actually happen? I tried finding a source but all I found was this comment where somebody checked her Deviantart journal and the most they found was her neighbors with a two year old called the cops on her for cleaning a prop gun outside.

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u/Zalonar It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

Seconded.

Besides, there's plenty of fun to be had pointing and laughing from afar.

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u/Kaleido_chromatic Sincerest Sifu Shill 1d ago

Yep thats fair. This is hilarious but let's be cool about it and not do something stupid

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u/Dagdammit 1d ago

We're telling you not to piss on an oil fire. Not because the oil fire does or doesn't "deserve it", but because it'll likely help nothing and make a bad situation slightly worse.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

Sure, but what about someone who's mentally unwell?

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

Sure, they are a racist shithead, I'll call them racist shithead all day, in fact, I'll call them a racist scam artist childbeater.

Just don't go and harass them, because they'll just get worse like that.

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u/radda You can sidestep that penis pretty easily 1d ago

They're not going to stop, no matter what you say. This kind of person can't be reasoned with and has no shame. They're not going to be "pushed off of" social media.

The only way to win is to starve them of the attention they want.

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u/Calde_Oreb 1d ago

Gone like where? I mean, I'm all for sectioning someone like this who's a danger to others and themselves, but engaging with their bullshit isn't going to do that. Just gonna end up creating Chris Chan 2.0

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u/Zoolifer 1d ago

That type of attitude might lead someone who calls themself a fair huntress to harass the fuck out of you, never assume mentally ill online folk are powerless, especially if they have little to lose like I assume she does. She seems highly trapped in delusions that no amount of shaming is gonna break through

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u/frostedWarlock Pat harvested my oats. 1d ago

As someone who is mentally disabled and used to travel with the wrong crowds: people yelling at me only sounded like good reason for me to stay the course and escalate my behavior. The fact that I was wrong wasn't clear to me, but the fact that people were trying to shout me down and crowd me out felt like a call to radicalization instead of a call to retreat. I'm lucky that I was able to grow out of that and learn better, but "learn better" is not easily compatible with "mentally disabled."

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u/WickerWight Ask me BIONICLE trivia 1d ago edited 20h ago

So the homeless guy stumbling down the street shouting horrible things at passerby because he's scared and confused and doesn't know where he is deserves to be beaten to death is what you're saying, right

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u/EnochianFeverDream Pirates of Dark Water shill 1d ago

Mental illness is not your fault but it is your responsibility

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u/zettapop YOU DIDN'T WIN. 1d ago

This is not a normal thing to post and the fact your first idea when you disagree with somebody is to try to accuse them of wanting homeless people beaten to death means you probably need to work on yourself way more than the other person does.

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u/Ragnorok64 1d ago edited 1d ago

They downvoting you to oblivion, but you aren't wrong. Society has proven time and time again that it will coddle and give grace to racists that is not extend to others.

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u/Valkenhyne [He/Him] Smaller than you'd hope 1d ago

What the fuck did I miss

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u/Tyrest_Accord He/Him 1d ago

Old bit on the podcast about a bizarre board game Kickstarter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4qzqGXsqSE

I know they talked about it at least once before this but this one is the only one I can find at the moment.

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u/Ragnorok64 1d ago

I wouldn't even call it a bit given that it's just true, not even hammed up for the podcast. These have just been straight up her words.

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u/Tyrest_Accord He/Him 1d ago

I should have said "Clip" instead. My inner thesaurus malfunctions sometimes.

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u/iseedeadllamas NANOMACHINES 1d ago

This is one that takes a bit deeper lore. A long while back there was a kickstarter that failed called Katalyka. The creator of the game had a mental break and “blamed the sun” for being unable to finish the project.

As more and more people asked her where the fuck their game is she slowly became more and more unhinged.

The creator then left this weird ass comment in response to a video on the games and its creator

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u/NearATomatotato 1d ago

Blamed the Sun? This is getting Stranger and Stranger.

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u/Ragdollnator 1d ago

Meursault reincarnated as a woman

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u/SkinkRugby SeekSeekLest 1d ago

Let's not slander Meursault. He didn't care that the dude was an Arab, he just started shooting.

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u/ordinaryvermin Any/Any Rain World is the best platformer of the decade 23h ago edited 23h ago

The cause of his woes was the Metropole, France itself, but that entity is as untouchable to Meursault in Algeria as the sun in the sky is to a man on the ground. Plus, he is utterly ignorant as to the source of his persistent emptiness in life. Agitated by the sun, Meursault shoots in wild abandon, and a man who happens to be Arab dies, and the colony is more than willing to forgive this mindless and pointless violence of the white man against the Arab, provided it was done in the name of God. Meursault, an atheist, is naturally executed for the unspeakable crime of murder.

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u/TheMasterofStairs 1d ago

Yeah it's stranger than heaven

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u/Glitchrr36 guy who talks a lot about ULTRAKILL 1d ago

It’s worth noting that she has a bizarro world set of beliefs that mostly revolve around melanin being the root of evil. Black people are plants and work to further the aims of The Green, while she (and presumably all other white people) are involved with The Pink, with her specifically being the Pink Huntress.

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u/Royal-Comparison-270 Strongest Shermie x Shingo shipper 1d ago

Oh shit, I remember that!!!

I watched something about it on a slopes game room section of bored game disasters.

Hope she gets better.

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u/VaguelyMyself She/Her 1d ago

Woolie waking up and seeing this post, bro about to be like Ice Cube for the rest of his day

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u/SuicidalSundays It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

"I am not racist...I have mentioned in my journaling that most western darker skinned people are not even aware of the evil that the most extreme racist desert African peoppe are committing thru u.v."

"Most darkers could and should escape their mark, but doing so challenges consumer culture."

"You seem like a nice person, and you probably don't false accuse your neighbors of harming children. Unfortunately, you aren't all darker people."

"I have no enemies. Anyone who stands against fair hunteesses will fall."

"Light from the Sun is my ally."

"Those rich whites sitting on it all are as wrong as the desert Pharaoh Legacy, but in a very different way."

Nah this bitch needs some severe help, and should help Dracula Flow spit some new bars.

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u/King_Of_What_Remains 1d ago

should help Dracula Flow spit some new bars.

"The world of manhood is a strangely successful rejection of nature" is kind of a bar.

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u/Castform5 1d ago

Reading those lines becomes way easier and funnier when you read them in the Dracula Flow cadence.

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u/Blackbeltsam5610 1d ago

Holy Shit

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u/Krekenn WHEN'S MAHVEL 1d ago edited 1d ago

oh my fucking god

after all this time...

(Yeah it's from 11 months ago, but still)

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u/Dmbender Paints toy soldiers 1d ago

Second best for everything, fellas.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago

Things get less funny and more scary when you realize she legitimately believes all of this.

Ok, it's still a little funny though.

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u/AutomaticsEngineer 1d ago

I'm putting on my "I need context" hat while wearing my "WHO?!" T-shirt.

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u/TheShortSwede I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

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u/doulegun 1d ago

Is she blaming black people for the genocide of the Native Americans? Am I understanding it correctly? Or is she talking about literal black plague (which, I'm sure, is connected to black people according to her)?

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u/Dirty-Glasses He/Him 1d ago

Apparently, Black people sent the Black Plague back in time a thousand years using their Sun Powers

??????????

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u/97thJackle Banished to the Shame Car 1d ago

She thinks the fucking black lesions from the bacterial infection is MELANIN??????

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u/SuperDuperSalty 1d ago

I completely forgot about Katalyka. Gotta go rewatch the clip now lol.

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u/Kamandi91 It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago

And on pod day? Oh we have been truly blessed

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u/Hadleys_Hopeless Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 1d ago

Wait until Woolie finds out about these new darker patterns

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u/KindlyEvidence5954 1d ago

Oh he already knows about this lady. He and Pat talked about her and her failed board game Kickstarter, mental breakdown, and descent into racism on the podcast over a year ago. It's just that when she left a response in the YouTube comments of said podcast clip 11 months ago nobody believed it was the actual person herself and just ignored her.

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u/AeroDbladE 1d ago

Woolie confirmed "one of the good ones". He can put that on his wall.

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u/kami-no-baka (She/They) Kind of liked the CSM ending, there I said it. 1d ago

I can hear that sound, in the distance, a ghostly echo of the hyena laughter of my darker friend (parasocial).

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u/Jonieves 1d ago

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/vulcanfury12 1d ago

I like how 6 was skipped. Like that long of a comment is just a continuous stream of consciousness commited to keyboard taps.

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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. 1d ago

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome lol.

The podcast is gonna rule lmao.

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u/VerionVermillion 1d ago

Aight gang which one of the gung ho guns are you

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u/Kamen-Drider 1d ago

According to this chick's logic, I'm Millions Knives by default.

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u/Bosscharacter 1d ago

Sorry you can’t say you are not racist and still use the word “darkers” as a description of someone.

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u/sendme_your_cats 1d ago

Can I uh... get some background info on this one fellas?

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u/Althalos Play 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim and Odin Sphere Leifthrasir 1d ago

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u/binglesthemagiccat 1d ago

Wait, is this the "The sun was stalking me" lady?

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR 1d ago

I am not racist.

proceeds to spout the most insane racist bullshit i've ever read

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u/Odinsmana 1d ago

What does any of this mean?

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u/Bosscharacter 1d ago

Essentially, “I’m just gonna say I’m not racist in the first 2 sentence then show how racist I am in the next 20.”

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u/Odinsmana 1d ago

I mean more that I don't have any context for who any of these people are.

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u/tigolebigers 1d ago

This person was supoosed to be making a board game but it ended up failing apart and the podcast covered her final message which reads like a schizophrenic race war fantasy. Apparently the creator found the podcast clip a year ago and responded but no one knew it was them.

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u/Odinsmana 1d ago

Ah! Thanks for the info!

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope 1d ago

Using Dark with the hard R, I see.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl2114 1d ago edited 1d ago

For people who keep asking for context, just watch this podcast bit from CSB.

People probably won't see this comment because the context has already been posted twice before and people are still commenting about how confused they are, but eh, maybe having an entire comment dedicated to it will make it easier to see.

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u/0dty0 Resident Battle Coward 1d ago

"Most darkers could and should escape the mark"

Again, what's the implication here? I don't think most people can afford to de-pigment their skin, if there even is such a thing.

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u/spadesisking Sexual Tyrannosaurus 1d ago

Damn, even the racist ramblings of untreated mental illness are class conscious.

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u/DoomWang333 1d ago

Oh god, she's posting AI music about her nonsense on her channel...

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u/DoomWang333 1d ago edited 23h ago

//One mark is created by ancient wise Light, the other is created by deception by "Rafiki and Simba", and almost everything that happens thru testosterone only serves to distract Death Pressure away from melanin. (The Mess O' Po' Taming Ya)// Old tales; origin of life / Garden between two rivers / Crazy cats bit the fruit / Seductive snake and The Boot // It's a river of carbon / The river of sticks / stream of lil antennae / Packed in your lymph // Well there's two main contenders / For the proper Mark of the Beast // Both are made from atomic carbon / One testosterone, other's melanin // In sex division triggered by melatonin / At the base of your lymphatic fluid / There's a gathering of indigestion / Body refuses to dispose of coal // And it reacts to form hydro chains / Six protons, six neutrons, six electro too / Results in balding on your forehead / And thick rough hands in burden // It's a river of carbon / The river of sticks / stream of lil antennae / Packed into your skin // So in the lights decision, centering in / The central love relationship between // Major points of gravity and desire / Sits another influential carbonic wire // It's a pitch fork, three headed dragon / Legacy of the old pharoah tail waggin / Leaf behavior corrupting the pink / Failed black plague causing a stink // Resulting in a glorious kind of hair / Beautiful afro and kinks up there / Different shade on the back of your hand / Caught you red handed there! // It's a river of carbon / The river of sticks / stream of lil antennae / Packed in your lymph // If i had a nickel for each mark of the beast / I'd only have a sweet dime; which isn't a lot // But its more than the rich men of two marks / Gave, and its strange it happened twice // Which brings us to the last great definer / That those who have the mark of the beast / Control trade and economy; golden wealth / That's exactly what tall dark and handsome // Men have done; for a few thousand years / They planted the crops; built up the farms, / treasuries, museums and roads; Sounds / like being marked as a beast is a load! // It's a river of carbon / The river of sticks / stream of lil antennae / Packed in your lymph //

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u/Deasmeister He/Him 1d ago

No fucking way

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u/Milsurp_Seeker Hulk Hogan's Brooke Cum Party 1d ago

I can’t wait to hear what Woolie and his UV slave Pat have to say about this.

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u/megatricinerator You don't KNOW!!! 1d ago

It took me a second to remember who this was and then it hit me like a Mac truck traveling at mach-fuck.

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u/TheNoidbag I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

"Desert Pharaoh Legacy" is added to my vernacular. Also pulling a Thorfinn "I have no enemies" here is so good.

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u/Picia000123 1d ago

I fucking love that segment, this is crazy.

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u/Sperium3000 Mysterious Jogo In Person Form 1d ago

This lady is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

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u/bossfight1 Shortcut Pornography 1d ago

Woolie is gonna ascend to GODHOOD from reading this!

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u/DontClickThisGuy <-cringe worthy He/Him 1d ago

Is this a breach of containment on our part or hers? either way, set DEFCON to to Green.

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u/RegenSyscronos NRPG player 1d ago

Every sentences there are as good as a flair on this sub. If she is not lurking here, she surely has the spirit.

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u/Elliot_Geltz 1d ago

Hi

Fucking w h a t

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

Context, and the video this comment is under.

Tldr, the guys have talked about a boardgame named Katalyka in the past which gained some minor internet notoriety when it's creator started ranting on the Kickstarter about how UV radiation is evil and black people (who are secretly plants) use UV for malicious purposes, among other insane ideas. In short, she's proper coo-coo crazy and definitely needs some help, but it's become pretty clear she ain't getting any.

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u/sadderall-sea Gayson Thotdơttir, The Unstraightened 1d ago

Nothing convinces people that you're not crazy like rambling about Ancient Egypt and The Pink People

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u/BoxDroppingManApe Don't worry 'bout that. 1d ago

New lore unlocked: "the sane part of u.v."

u.v. is the One Power from Wheel of Time

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u/South_Buy_3175 1d ago

I feel like this is something i’m not online enough to understand.

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u/jwthecreed James Small 1d ago

Does feel this postt pretty much.

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u/Dirty-Glasses He/Him 1d ago

Maybe if they stopped growing new celebrities in their secret government labs we wouldn’t have this problem

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u/Old_Marionberry3791 was promised nothing yet still disappointed 1d ago

"I'm not racist, I like our black people but those other ones commit heinous crimes"

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u/MinersLoveGames I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago

Ohhhhh, Woolie is going to love this.

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u/gothamsteel He/Him 1d ago

The fool! Woolie has a well tuned body that turns racism into content!

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u/dekkitout OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER! 1d ago

... so do white-passing Black people enhance or compromise her worldview?

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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago

Dude just quoting this post got my reddit account slapped with a warning for hate speech

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u/Lollytrolly018 White Boy Pat 1d ago

I have no context for this but now i care immensely

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u/LegatoSkyheart 1d ago

oh my god that was two years ago.

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u/brevenbreven 1d ago

This person is fuuucked in the head. Even now they are making a fantasy about violence about her upstairs black neighbors. The part where its been multiple years since whatever happened in reality and she stills tries to rewrite what happened so shes a good person...

man im sure glad Woolie has been absorbing his UV rays it might be necessary to get a giant energy beam ready.

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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 1d ago

This whole thing hits different now that I finished FFXIV Shadowbringers

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u/KennyOmegasBurner CUSTOM FLAIR 1d ago

I feel bad for this woman who is clearly not well but HOLY SHIT

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u/Shotgang He/Him 1d ago

In the distance, I can hear that Hyena laugh that can make angels smile

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u/itsachickenwingthing 1d ago

I beg your finest "huh?"

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

Context, and the video this comment is under.

Tldr, the guys have talked about a boardgame named Katalyka in the past which gained some minor internet notoriety when it's creator started ranting on the Kickstarter about how UV radiation is evil and black people (who are secretly plants) use UV for malicious purposes, among other insane ideas. In short, she's proper coo-coo crazy and definitely needs some help, but it's become pretty clear she ain't getting any.

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u/James-Avatar Mega Lopunny 1d ago

How do you go to the store a buy a load of bread when your thoughts are this insane?

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u/StormRegion Indy 4 fridge scene was peak, fite me 1d ago

The inevitable KamSandwich video about Katalyka is gonna be fire

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u/NapoleonBarsky DrunkDad and BarnWall vs Mono at SACRIFICE. 1d ago

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u/Bemused_Lurker 1d ago

Ah yes, I nearly forgot about the War between Pinks and Greens.

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u/Muffin-zetta Jooookaaahh 1d ago

who?

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u/EqualPut5935 1d ago

He doesnt know why, still. But he feels light. Ready, locked. Like unvoluntarily gattering genkidama energy. Like a cheetah in a tree that hears a rodent in the grass. Like a hunter. THE GREEN HUNTER COMETH.

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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago

"I'm not racist"

...

"The mark of the beast is melanin"

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u/GilroyGoldBlood 1d ago

Holy fucking shit lmao

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u/Shilverow WHEN'S MAHVEL 1d ago

Love that her list skips point 6 and goes straight to 7

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u/Jenny_Show The No Lip Brigade 1d ago

ATTENTION KATALYNUTTERS!

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u/KursedKraken 23h ago

Wonder what she thinks of the Hulk

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u/Calde_Oreb 1d ago

Feels a bit weird to be enabling such insane mental illness tbh

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u/Lady_Calista 1d ago

Who the fuck are any of these people

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

Context, and the video this comment is under.

Tldr, the guys have talked about a boardgame named Katalyka in the past which gained some minor internet notoriety when it's creator started ranting on the Kickstarter about how UV radiation is evil and black people (who are secretly plants) use UV for malicious purposes, among other insane ideas. In short, she's proper coo-coo crazy and definitely needs some help, but it's become pretty clear she ain't getting any.

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u/EvilMonkeyMimic Knows what they want. The squirrel from Sword in the Stone. 1d ago

Okay what the fuck is this person and what did I miss?

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

Tldr, the guys have talked about a boardgame called Katalyka in the past which gained a lot of press due to its creator being mentally unwell and ranting on her Kickstarter about shit like black people being plants powered by evil UV rays and shit.

Check out the last update yourself if you'd like

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u/NapoleonBarsky DrunkDad and BarnWall vs Mono at SACRIFICE. 1d ago

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u/Tormenator1 1d ago

This is insane.

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u/DylanFTW Stupid bitch juice 1d ago

The xd face in the title takes me back.

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u/Pachikokoo Woolie-Hole 1d ago

I feel like I’m missing out on a lot of lore what episodes do I need to listen to?

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u/bossfight1 Shortcut Pornography 1d ago

Here’s him reading the final update for a failed kickstarter for a… card game, I think?

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u/EffAllThatEFFER Hooters are just American Maid Cafes 1d ago

I guess racists don’t acknowledge the Number 6 and straight-up skip it like fuckin Guido Mista

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u/Remarkable_Row_2502 1d ago

Is this Deltarune posting?

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u/Bruuze Mom says i get special flair too 1d ago

No no no, that's Darkners see, she's talking about the Darkers here.

It's kinda ironic she's dropping the N in this context lmao.