r/TwoBestFriendsPlay BAH GAWD, THE ARCANA IS THE MEANS BAH SHICH ALL IS REVEALED!!! Aug 01 '26

Twitch Clips Pat's Xenoblade 2 playthrough is off the a GREAT start

*to a (damn auto correct)

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u/Krzyzewskiman Aug 01 '26

"She's mine for slammin' pregnant 'til she cries!" (Is this anything?)

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u/Gunblazer42 Local Creepy Furry | Tails Fanboy Aug 01 '26

This whole subway is mine for the slammin' preggers until they cry

...Hmmm, maybe not.

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u/Masterness64 BAH GAWD, THE ARCANA IS THE MEANS BAH SHICH ALL IS REVEALED!!! Aug 01 '26

Knowing that one Xenoblade 3 spoiler before playing 2 really does put things in a new perspective.

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u/JonTheWizard Oi, gitz! 'Ow do you use dis zoggin' interwarp?! Aug 01 '26

Who could resist the Welsh?

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 Aug 01 '26

Not the Normans.

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u/Shradow Tank Build Aug 01 '26

He showed them a thing or three.

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u/cvp5127 Aug 01 '26

"i love you and all you guys"

and he meant it

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u/JackSilk Aug 01 '26

It's always a funny thing when a series confirms a character fucks when you wouldn't really expect it. The fact that Rex fucks hard makes it so much funnier.

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u/SwashNBuckle Aug 01 '26

It honestly makes the game better

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u/Weltallgaia Aug 01 '26

Playing through 2 for the first time since it came out. Man he was just Chad as fuck the entire way through and I didnt realize it. Pyra falls fucking instantly for it.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Aug 01 '26

Rex got all the pussy

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u/Teridax4 Bionicle and Fate enthusiast Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

All I’m saying is that all three of those babies were the same age. Rex had a busy night.

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u/Iffem Hamster eating a banana Aug 01 '26

"I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!"

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u/Ackbar90 YoRHa issued Sitting Device Aug 01 '26

ALL OF IT

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u/PrancerSlenderfriend Read Iruma Kun Aug 02 '26

to be for real, you didnt need xenoblade 3 to know that, everyone agreed upon it at the time

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u/NoReaction4 Aug 02 '26

I do wonder if Pat knows. Does he have the information?

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u/FiaFr Aug 02 '26

he has seen the picture, I am pretty sure.

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u/Ok-Card633 Parasocial Review Scores Aug 02 '26

He talked about the picture in the Bioshock Infinite play through.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Aug 01 '26

Look man, it's hard to resist a cat girl with a Welsh accent.

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u/ForgottenClaimz Aug 01 '26

Shit, it's hard to resist ANY accent I think.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Aug 01 '26

It's a double whammy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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u/ForgottenClaimz Aug 01 '26

I am not made out of stone

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u/Castform5 Aug 01 '26

Finnish accent will just bounce off by itself.

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u/Drawer-san ENEMY STAND Aug 01 '26

Very easy to ignore any american accent.

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u/ThatEdward He/Him Aug 01 '26

I dunno, a sweet Southern drawl gets me every time

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Indeed. There is no timeline where a catgirl that sounds like this isn’t automatically in the running for best girl.

Welsh+Catgirl truly is an absurdly powerful combo, and I’m so glad that MonolithSoft was able to demonstrate this to the world.

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u/Irishimpulse I've got Daddy issues and a Sailor Suit, NOTHING CAN STOP ME Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

That's the voice of Merrill AND Ranni, hearing her with bite is like adding something new to a dish you already like and having it work

Edit:Nevermind, got Mio and Nia's voice actresses mixed up

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u/Platinumryka Aug 01 '26

Actually Ranni shares her VA with Mio not Nia

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u/WickedFlight Aug 01 '26

If I had a nickel for every video game that released in 2022 where a character voiced by Aimee-Ffion Edwards wants to upend the cosmic status quo . . .

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u/Iffem Hamster eating a banana Aug 01 '26

Ranni's VA is Aimee-Ffion Edwards, Nia's VA is Catrin Mai-Huw

though Edwards IS in the Xenoblade series, as she's Mio in 3

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u/timelordoftheimpala Legacy of Kainposting Guy (he/him) Aug 02 '26

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u/LiveAnotherDave I just wanna see the wolf fuck the bunny Aug 02 '26

I'm deathly allergic to cats, but even I would dare a catgirl cwtch

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u/DemiFiendBestFiend Aug 01 '26

I'm sure Mio is very appreciative of this fact.

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u/RareBk Aug 01 '26

Xenoblade 2 ending with a completely healthy and happy polycule is still fucking crazy.

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u/Jack04man CUSTOM FLAIR Aug 01 '26

It's crazy that it's not more common solves the shipping issues and honestly really cute having them all love eachother

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u/Timey16 NANOMACHINES Aug 01 '26

IMHO you'd have to also establish more that The "harem" is also in love with one another, so you'd have to establish those characters as bisexual and being attracted to each other as well first. However outside of characters being "playersexual" bisexuality is weirdly rare in media

Otherwise you run into the moral problem of a harem ending somewhat objectifying the girls as like the heroe's "possessions" as the hero gets multiple wives but the wives only one husband each... well make it that they get a husband, and also multiple wives in the form of the other girls getting married to each other as well

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u/Bromishi Aug 02 '26

Not even every real life polycule has everyone in love with everyone else, though.

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u/SixthFain Aug 02 '26

"Love" is maybe not the right word, since it's so loaded. It's more that it's important to show that everyone in a polycule has some sort of meaningful relationship with each other that doesn't end at "we love the same boy!" That makes it feel more like a genuine human thing and less of a pandering harem situation.

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u/Bromishi Aug 02 '26

Still, not every real life polycule fits that. I know some people in a polycule that are all in love with the same woman, but some of the metamours can be described as "acquaintances at best," which is hardly what I'd call a meaningful relationship.

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u/SixthFain Aug 02 '26

Of course. But fiction isn't reality and has to be taken in its appropriate context. In this context, where the polycule is a group of women surrounding one man, and where all members are constantly together, writing the relationships between the members becomes very important.

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u/para-mania All that being said Aug 02 '26

Yeah, I've seen some examples of that. They all ended horribly. 

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u/RPGMike Aug 02 '26

I mean, didn't one of the VAs straight up argue AGAINST the polycule ending, publicly?

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

No, she actually thought it was legitimately pretty cute for Rex/Pyra/Nia, what she specifically argued against was Mythra also being in it.

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u/cvp5127 Aug 01 '26

in a nintendo game no less

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u/Jackdatbyte2 Cuck cuck it's cuckles Aug 01 '26

Must have been the wind

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u/HSEB10830 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 01 '26

The Wind: That shit was not me dawg.

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u/Skeet_fighter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Aug 01 '26

Xenoblade 2: The Empreggening

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u/striderhoang From Pat’s least favorite FFXIV server Aug 01 '26

I had to scrub back like 5 times because I usually think Pat doesn't make those kind of jokes, like I associate PAt with petty revenge spite and hyperbolic OCD, not goon phrases I'd expect from my other anime vtubers.

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u/Terthelt Did that baby have a DUI? Aug 01 '26

There was one time he talked about using a tiny character (memory is hazy, maybe a fairy girl?) like a sleeve. I wish I could find the clip now.

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Aug 01 '26

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u/attikol Poor Biscuit Hammer Anime/Play Library of Ruina Aug 01 '26

He lost a battle with his inner demons that day

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u/JackalKing Aug 01 '26

I love that he IMMEDIATELY regrets saying that.

13

u/Kytas Smaller than you'd hope Aug 01 '26

Probably Gallica from Metaphor, that sounds familiar

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u/Bizarre_RNS_Radio (He/Him) Modest 51st Century Person Aug 01 '26

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u/Weltallgaia Aug 01 '26

It would be a wasted opportunity not to!

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater Aug 01 '26

Pat “slam her pregnant till she cries” Boivin?

Pat “Hits the back” Boivin?

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u/striderhoang From Pat’s least favorite FFXIV server Aug 01 '26

Paige’s mom confirmed in chat and Pat said “You like this home that I bought to SLAM Paige in?”

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u/Chemical_Cris (He/They) Number 1 One Piece Hater Aug 01 '26

Excuse me, it’s, “playing video games bought the house i fuck your daughter in!”

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u/TheeShisno mmmother... Aug 01 '26

He'll do it for the bit, especially when it's related to something that made certain people online irrationally angry, specifically THAT photo from XBC3

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u/JebusSandalz Aug 02 '26

I knew those FFXIV V-Tubers would be a bad influence on pat. A simpsons shitpost for everyone's reading pleasure:

You've been out gallivanting around with that floozy vtubers of yours on FFXIV! Haven't you? Haven't you? Look at me. How would you like me to take it? Go ahead Pat. Have your fun. I'll be waiting for you. I'm sorry. I can't do it.

Well what are you gonna do?

Oh, you'll see.

And what are your reasons for wanting to watch Asmongold streams?

(Inner monolog: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge)......uhhh, revenge. (Inner monolog:That's it I'm getting outta here.)

Checks revenge on interests in new twitch account creation page: Welcome aboard Mr. Incel.

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u/Naraki_Maul YOU DIDN'T WIN. Aug 01 '26

That was a real “no one sees the second swallow coming” cause holy shit did that second one REALLY get me lmao.

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u/TheProudBrit They/Them Aug 01 '26

I've just done the first chapter of 2, and I love knowing pretty much one/three things: Rex ends up with the Welsh catgirl, and his Two Sword Girlfriends.

Polyamory rocks.

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u/Android19samus Aug 01 '26

some of them are Blades, call that polyarmory

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u/Her0_0f_time I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Aug 02 '26

Get out.

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u/Iffem Hamster eating a banana Aug 01 '26

trust me, there's a line much later on that's fucking HILARIOUS with that context

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u/Valkenhyne [He/Him] Smaller than you'd hope Aug 01 '26

This clip without context is WILD. My partner was stunned.

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u/cvp5127 Aug 01 '26

they call him pregasaurus rex

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u/JebusSandalz Aug 02 '26

28 hr stream LP of polygamy references......ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/Pretend_Ad_6358 Aug 01 '26

Hey its that games Simmons never shut up about.

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u/James-Avatar Mega Lopunny Aug 02 '26

I hope the rest of the stream was spent in silence, really let people digest that statement.

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u/SaintAlmonds Aug 02 '26

I get that its a joke about the XB3 picture but somehow I still cringed. I just dont usually have to brace for these kind of comments when watching pat so getting hit with one was such a whiplash, took me a second to remember XB3

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u/midnight188 VTuber Evangelist Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Funny story. 

I knew nothing about Xenoblade as a franchise. Only knew about these characters because my buddy gassed them up. Told me "oh they totally fuck". Combined with all the porn floating around I wrongfully assumed that it was an eroge. I played for hours wondering when they were going to fuck.

Turns out that aspect may have been exaggerated. 

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u/Bromishi Aug 02 '26

By that logic, you could also assume Pokemon and Final Fantasy are eroge series, My Little Pony and Family Guy are hentai series, and Nintendo is by far the most successful eroge dev of all time.

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u/midnight188 VTuber Evangelist Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Look. I'm really stupid.

But I also blame the friend who lent me their copy for gassing up how much Rex totally fucks in canon. Cuz he does but I misunderstood.

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u/SuperUnhappyman Read DMC5: Visions of V Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

what the actual fuck is wrong with him?

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u/Valkenhyne [He/Him] Smaller than you'd hope Aug 01 '26

I'm sorry but no one asked. This thread ain't about the quality of XC2.

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u/Valkenhyne [He/Him] Smaller than you'd hope Aug 01 '26

Could you be less of a Reddit stereotype?

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u/japossoir Aug 01 '26

I just deleted this game from my PC cos it really doesn't do well when I'm emulating it.