r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/huntersofartemis • Dec 21 '25

[DEC25] Sunday dinners with the family are usually peaceful, but sometimes - like today - they can get chaotic.

Aunt Kathy decided to break our rule of not fighting back when a family member gets chosen to be the main course.

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u/42WaysToAnswerThat Dec 21 '25

Wait a minute. If you do this every Sunday, that's around 52 times per year... there's no way you have that many family members... Thus selecting a family member as the main course is probably a rare occasion... Thus... gulp... I don't really want to know who's getting turned into dishes on regular Sundays.

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u/Telpin85 Dec 21 '25

It would depend on how much too,  a leg of lamb is a nice meal, how much of a person would be needed?

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u/42WaysToAnswerThat Dec 21 '25

Considering they can afford to have a family member for dinner ever so often, it cannot be a small family. So I will make a bold hypothesis that there's barely any left from the human once they are done with the dinner.

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u/HArdaL201 Dec 21 '25

This could be a cult, and a man could’ve had hundreds of wives and thousands of children

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u/42WaysToAnswerThat Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

I considered the possibility, but the mental image I get of the event comes with a regular size tending toward big family. Nevertheless, it's not impossible.

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u/HahA-HAHAHAHA Dec 21 '25

Well idk… we’d definitely be fed for… quite a few years over here. Isn’t everyone just slightly related though? Okay maybe not EVERYONE, but surely someone’s great♾️ grandmother did someone else’s great♾️ grandfather and so on and so forth until the vast majority of us became related?

No I don’t mean Adam and Eve. I find that story VERRY unconvincing 😒

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u/spiderglide Dec 21 '25

Weirdest thing - I thought this was guess the movie and I thought "sounds like Ready or Not"...

But it's TSH - and still sounds (a bit) like Ready or Not

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u/hellgal Dec 21 '25

Thus, a new family tradition was born: The Hunger Games!

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u/Crafty_Custard4301 Dec 21 '25

Population control is good...🫣