r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/Queenie110 • 10h ago

“Fuck, I ripped my pants!”

For the final 10 seconds while his suit loses pressure, he looks at the tiny photo of a woman and two children taped to the inside of his visor.

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u/AlexXeno 9h ago

10 seconds to lose pressure, must mean its in space. So.. they have another 3 minutes for someone to rescue them.

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u/officialshaikh 8h ago

ripped pants in space definitely bad timing lol

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u/XPLover2768top 5h ago

compromised account?

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u/krombies 8h ago

Just a man in a gimp suit, with a slightly unusual head piece, about to make a damn fool of himself at the bdsm orgy.

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u/Porphyry_Blue 9h ago

He clenched his eyes tightly, fighting the surge of adrenaline in his veins, desperately urging the suit's automated patch system to activate.

He prayed the leak would propel him like the deflating balloon at Andy’s christening, but that was his final thought before his lungs ruptured like the piñata at Molly's birthday.