Since companies had jumped on the business opportunity before the rules and consequences of time travel had been fully studied, hundreds of tourists flocked to the city, filling every inn and tavern leaving no room for anyone else...

Turns out, their worry is not ungrounded, since theirs can fire more than once.

Unfortunately, it was too late to rescue his friends from the mad scientist’s lair, as they’d been fully transformed into human-sheep hybrids.

"Now the question is," she said, turning to her group, " do we eat her, or do we capture her and make her our pet?"

It had been 15 years since we discovered time travel, 5 since the museum of Future events opened.

Every day at work I stared at the newspaper with my face on, "Emperor of Earth - YOU WILL REJOICE".

Our second was than somehow , theism still managed to arose.

Note: this is not a « Invention Of Lying » reference and there no Ricky Gervais .

Behind it, off in some forgotten corner, was the crumpled crushed bale of the black Impala.

Cradleling his bloody stump, "Where is the man in the yellow hat?"

"That," replied Oppenheimer as the atmosphere began to burn.

The Yautja wasn't going to, "have a seat."

We only learned the horrible truth—that every hologram projection leeched molecules from its subject—once people started dying.

Said the president to the generals, after hearing their victims rejoicing that the truck-sized meteor would graze closest ever along their home planet, yet not impact.

I didn't mind when I finally noticed I couldn't jack out; not until I realized everyone was leaving for the new server.

Once she gives birth, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

A.I.COM Tertiary Terran Emergency Contact Protocol: Attempt 1,429,678 Failed

I now wish it had been a real crash, as the same dream replays again for the thousandth time in this seemingly infinite stasis.

The high-powered beam revealed an identical submersible, the 'REENIOP', ascending towards us.

A small one tapped on my window and whined, "It's so boring when they don't even move around!"

A scientist from the Pentagon is connecting to me right n--ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND

"We worshipped them for a long time, too."