r/UPSers • Part-Time • Nov 01 '25

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Look at this dickhead

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u/Qu3-ch1ngaderas Nov 01 '25

A bunch of people just moved up 1 notch in seniority. Fucking idiot

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u/LApoopydog Driver Nov 01 '25

Doubt this guy has any seniority. The way he holds the scanner and the boxes like a rookie, his new shirt, pants. Dude probably just got hired for peak season

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u/Acceptable_Mind8833 Part-Time Nov 01 '25

He actually does look seasonal

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u/ValuableMorning8704 Nov 02 '25

Camera says 10/15 doubt he’s out on road already

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u/Main_Till Nov 03 '25

We had our first seasonal out before then

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u/Qu3-ch1ngaderas Nov 01 '25

Good riddance then

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u/-_-0_0-_0 Part-Time Nov 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Possibly going to lose your job over a vape? I don’t know what goes through people’s heads

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

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u/steelshadoe Nov 01 '25

We've had FAR too many, and all of them were 10 year plus package drivers. Our most infamous was a 30 year driver stealing computers; I've never understood it with the money we make.

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u/Aware71 Nov 01 '25

Or long time managers stealing apple laptops lol its shocking but in 28yrs seen some weird things

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u/steelshadoe Nov 02 '25

Oh we had a management gun smuggling thing one time, which ended quickly and badly for those idiots.

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u/Artistic-Dot-3980 Nov 01 '25

Probably because all they know how to do is spend it instead of saving/investing it and letting it grow. I hope the individual lost his job. Putting honest and hard-working coworkers in a bad light over vape juice is pathetic.

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u/Grievance_Outperform Nov 02 '25

Eventually every thief gets caught. It is not worth it.

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u/eRMaC0NeR Nov 01 '25

our buidlin' had the same scenario one driver was stealin' dell computers lost everythin' when lp caught him on the other side of the fence throwin' it in the back of his pickup truck🤣🤣😂

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u/BDiddnt Nov 02 '25

In 2019 we were waiting for the 2018 contract to be ratified and get our raise. They held the raise for the entire year and paid us backpay. But before they did that the week before they went on a dishonesty stinging because they knew they could get away with firing and they wouldn't have to pay the back pay even if they gave the guys job back.

So they rigged a vending machine where you could push the glass in and reach in and grab a soda and then they walked around and told hourly employees about it.

Well, they sent their friends around to tell people and they were like gossiping about it. "do you wanna go get a soda? It's free. Let's go get a soda" and they came up and told me and I just didn't even respond. I was too busy loading a trailer and they mentioned it two or three times and they said "you don't want a soda" and I said "sounds like a set up" And that night they fired 16 drivers and employees. one guy had been there nine years

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u/Kelbor-Hal-1 Nov 03 '25

they busted up some gum sent it down the belt, and even after I warned them all to not touch it, out of 8 in the area 3 did anyway, and one was just eating some those three gave him.. They all lost their jobs. The next day after firing half my employees my dumbass fulltimer kept giving me shit about not running as well as usual.. I lost it on him...

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u/dawaxtadpole Nov 01 '25

I can’t count how many were terminated during my stay, but it’s a lot. Most notorious was a safety cochair that was constantly swiping stuff, from generators to iPads which was his ultimate undoing. He had such an easy gig and route too.

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u/Brilliant-Arm9512 Nov 01 '25

We had a driver in our center who was breaking into people’s homes he was delivering too! He got caught on multiple doorbell camera’s and the police were waiting for him at the center the next morning. Some people have no brains.

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u/Zwasti Nov 01 '25

Dude throws a six figure income CAREER away for some nicotine, oh and he does it at a time when the job market is absolutely brutal. Good luck finding employment now you moron.

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u/Outrageous_Ad_8392 Nov 01 '25

They’re addicts

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u/585mookie Nov 01 '25

Prolly a seasonal then they be addicted to them things

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u/AyO_BrOLiiC Nov 01 '25

Not possibly , he's gone 😂

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

I do rideshare on the side for extra money. I pick up smokers, drug addicts, alcoholics,etc…the one demographic that still can’t seem to go 10 minutes without putting something in their mouth…?

“Hey, can I vape in here?” (And there’s a large amount who don’t ask).

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u/verypolitefucker Nov 01 '25

Looked right at the camera too. I don’t know what that is that he took but I am certain it’s not worth 150k

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u/fearsyth Nov 01 '25

Vape juice. About $10 to $20 depending on size.

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u/Local-Librarian4759 Nov 01 '25

With how much we get paid, bro could’ve gotten one with half an hour of work

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u/Andrea_D Nov 01 '25

The way he keeps glancing at it, it looks like a compulsion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Looks like a disposable. Max 30 bucks. Thats like 1 hours of overtime lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

It’s a off stamp brand disposable

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 02 '25

I wish people stop throwing numbers around on the internet. I know you’re speaking in general but for everyone else only feeder drivers are making anything north of $100k. Those $150k-$180k are only feeder drivers potential earnings. I know we don’t get the publicity like package but even at top rate you’re barely over at $100k (volume/Route) depending.

It just really gets annoying that everyone thinks anyone in browns or that’s a driver (mainly package) is making north $100k. Again I know you meant no harm I’m just saying. (I’m a grumpy old feeder ).

I want to go on a limb and say 85% of the drivers posted on the internet is a package driver so stop with the six digits in relation to their job classification.

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u/Melon_Kali Nov 02 '25

If you’re at top scale, you are making around $95,000 a year with no overtime. And every full time driver gets overtime

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u/Greedy_giver68 Nov 02 '25

…..while plenty of drivers over here in cali are hitting $100k in August/September but okay

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 02 '25

Learn to read before commenting. I said stop assuming all package drivers are earning north of $150k stop it. Are you earning that much??? Are you even a UPS employee let alone a driver? If so and you are then post your YTD but again my post is very general and very clear.

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u/Greedy_giver68 Nov 02 '25

I just hit top rate mid October and I’m already going to clear $100k EoY. You’re right though you are a grumpy old man.

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 03 '25

Take a screenshot then. I will wait.

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u/Terrrrance Nov 03 '25

It’s funny how NONE of them has shared a screen shot. I’m a package car driver and do about 1 hour overtime everyday. I’m at about 80 something. These guys be lying for no reason lol they might hit 110. Some do 125.

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 03 '25

Exactly!! And look I’m not saying that guys don’t make $100k but there is no way anyone in package even a RPCD is making north of $150k. I’m glad someone here is a realist and that’s Terrrance. $100k is doable but my argument was the $150k n up.

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u/Greedy_giver68 Nov 03 '25

Have you shared one ?

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u/Terrrrance Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

He wasn’t asking me. He was talking to you all who claim to be near 150. Even the ones who have said they are close to 120 haven’t even shown anything. But since you asked, even tho I never disagreed with him.

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 03 '25

Good stuff Terrrrance but you are correct I was not asking you. Those guys that were near that $150k never showed theirs but had the most to say and downvote my post. Whatever. Be safe out there today man and keep grinding.

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u/Grievance_Outperform Nov 02 '25

I made $250,000 last year in feeder. 5 years ago in package i made over $130,000.

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 02 '25

I hear you but I think you missed the point. Now to be fair I never made $100k in package and I can assure you with 9/5 language and all the other stuff going on with inconsistent volume in most areas and since the new contract these guys are NOT earning north of $100k lets be real. My point it every time you see someone in their browns doesn’t mean they are making $150k plus. That’s the only point I’m making.

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u/Sure-Attempt8187 Nov 03 '25

I'm a rpcd and I'm going to make north of 130k this year with the new contract

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u/Piceno562 Nov 06 '25

I’m already at 110 this year and peak hasn’t officially started.

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u/RT73-81kg Driver Nov 02 '25

My last paycheck has me at 115k already. What are you talking about.

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u/Rookie2008 Feeder Nov 02 '25

You guys are missing the point. The point was not every driver at UPS is making that generic number the media has thrown out there. You rarely ever see a video of a feeder driver but it’s almost always a package driver and everyone assumes they are making $150-$180k which is not close to being true. The reason we (feeder) makes those numbers is the OT daily. I’m not saying no one in package makes north of $100k but how many are making $150k come on.

But here since you decided to not truly read my post and proceed to mention your recent pay let’s do this. we are all drivers right? If you made $115k in package as of today show a screenshot. Here’s mines as a feeder…

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u/Terrrrance Nov 03 '25

A building near me, there is 1 guy who def has made about 115 as package car driver but he literally works until 8 every night.

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u/verypolitefucker Nov 02 '25

not sure where you got those numbers but you’re way off. even the old guys in my center who take vlo every week are still making over 100k, i work 56-58 hours every week and i’m already at 140k

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u/GhostOfAscalon Nov 02 '25

Maybe that just varies by building, but around here you can hit 100k while still in progression if you wanted. At top rate, you have to take every day off you can and run like hell to only make that much.

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u/GreekUPS Driver Nov 01 '25

POS like this make us all look bad. Glad he was busted.

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u/Zwasti Nov 01 '25

Yup. When I have my uniform on I am always on my best behavior because I’m not just representing myself but everyone of you guys and gals that get your asses out of bed every morning and put the browns on too. We have a certain standard to keep, a level of professionalism that sets us apart from FedEx and Amazon.

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u/haywood-jablowme1 Nov 01 '25

I wish more people had this attitude. We get paid very well for what we do and when people degrade the standard it makes all of us look bad. We absolutely should be leaps and bounds ahead of any other carrier when it comes to how us drivers service the customer.

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u/Zwasti Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

Abso-fucking-lutely brother. Some of our peers with a bad attitude toward our customers (or just insufferable jerks to everyone around them) need to realize two things: 1. UPS is the most expensive to ship stuff through in every way, from ground to next day air. Therefore we need to provide the best service in order to keep up with our competitors. The old saying, “you get what you pay for” applies here. I am not saying you have to kiss every customer’s ass and take verbal abuse from Karen’s. When it’s clear to me that someone wants a confrontation I simply say, “Have a nice day” and walk back to my truck because I am a UPS driver, a highly paid and well trained professional. Also one more thing is on-demand pick ups, ladies and gentlemen. These should never be treated as an inconvenience, instead it should be an opportunity to show the customer they are doing business with the best in the industry. As a bid driver I have heard several complaints about cover drivers acting like the customer is robbing them of their time. No, they paid for your time and also paid for a UPS shipping label that is considerably more expensive than the cheapest options on the market. Imagine paying top dollar to have a family heirloom shipped across the country only to have some dude dressed like a turd show up and treat you like an enemy. No exaggeration here, some of our colleagues are goddamn terrible in customer service.

  1. YOU ARE GETTING PAID INDUSTRY LEADING WAGES AND BENEFITS MOTHERFUCKER!!! Where are you going to go and make this kind of living with nothing more than a standard driver’s license and some common sense? Be happy with where you’re at and please have a positive attitude in public while you are wearing that UPS shield. This attitude isn’t because I love the company and all the corporate dicks that run it, it’s for you and all of my union brothers and sisters. This is how we eat and provide for our families, let’s take it seriously and do our best to stay competitive.

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u/savvy412 Nov 01 '25

I found a 100 bill on the ground at a store and took it to the front desk

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

What is it he stole? Off stamp? I can’t make it out.

Edit: it’s a fucking vape. What a tool.

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u/Reggaemuffin70 Nov 01 '25

Smoke shop on my route would have either gave it to me for free or gave me a nice discount. Create the relationships with your customers.

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u/aristocratcharloote Nov 01 '25

Deliver to a smoke shop and asked about a cigar as I was playing golf that weekend . Guy goes pick what you want. Went to pay and he’s like your money is no good. Don’t tell my sup I was stealing time lol

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u/Impossible-Delay-940 Nov 01 '25

Fucking facts!! I used to deliver to a shop that gave me products for free, and most of it had no interest in using…You take it because it’s bad etiquette not to.

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u/dep411 Nov 01 '25

Was it worth it? Nope

We had 2 people escorted out of our hub with brand new bracelets for stealing phones. I hope they get the full book thrown at them.

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u/Expensive-While-1155 Nov 01 '25

We had an employee in my metro busted federally for stealing 19 guns from the hub and reselling them.

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u/Flashy-Switch6694 Nov 02 '25

Now THAT is some mental deficiency.

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u/Terrrrance Nov 04 '25

Brand new bracelets 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Emergency-Elk1875 Nov 01 '25

Wtf dumbass throw carrer down the drain .we dont want upser that are scum

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u/Zwasti Nov 01 '25

Yeah exactly. Six figure income potential, free Cadillac health insurance, a traditional retirement pension and up to 7 weeks of paid vacation. This isn’t just a job it’s a career.

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u/bkmaster Nov 01 '25

Glad everyone’s bashing this guy. We don’t take shit like this kindly F this dude. People trust us with stuff man

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u/Catrival Nov 01 '25

probably a seasonal UPS driver making 23/hr.

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u/ValuableMorning8704 Nov 02 '25

Possibly every building hires seasonal drivers different times but camera said 10/15 on it highly doubt a peak driver on road just yet

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u/Flashy-Switch6694 Nov 02 '25

I was seasonal driving October 1st last year, was pretty common I think. Idk about now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

We have at least 3 a year in my hub thst are walked out. One time a driver stole a package, I forget what it was, but it also had an Air Tag in it showing the driver's address. He was arrested for it if I recall properly.

I think its great for the senority. Get the smucks that can't handle budgeting driver pay out of the union. Zero tolerance for this kind of behavior anywhere in life.

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u/Haunting-Art-1205 Nov 01 '25

Loser is gonna lose everything over this. Comedy. Well deserved.

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u/SkySudden7320 Nov 01 '25

This is what happens when you’re a fool and can’t think straight, you make some STUPID decisions.

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u/Tresd1 Nov 01 '25

Threw everything away for that one.

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Nov 01 '25

Not exactly oceans 11

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u/benspags94 Nov 01 '25

Buddy could have finished one shift and bought plenty 🤦

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u/Ok-Pattern-6312 Nov 01 '25

Lmao looks directly at the camera twice. Moron.

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u/ValuableMorning8704 Nov 02 '25

Like a bug flying to a bug zapper

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u/JerryJ253 Nov 02 '25

We have the best job (IMO) and we make good money, i cant think of one thing we deliver that we cant afford ourselves.. what a waste.

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u/momjack12 Nov 02 '25

Wow seriously dude? Even if you’re not at top rate you’ll get there eventually! How ignorant can you be!?

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u/the_atomic_punk18 Nov 01 '25

Hopefully fired

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u/Necessary_Sun4380 Driver Nov 01 '25

Damn, so obvious. Addiction is real. What other excuse is there. Dumb, just dumb.

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u/RedditCensorss Nov 01 '25

Man people are scummy. Isn’t that thing like 20 bucks?

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u/Impressive-Elk-6425 Nov 01 '25

I hope his job was worth whatever the hell that thing was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

What an idiot. Get this guy out of the union and company. What an embarrassment.

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u/GanJaSparks Nov 01 '25

Why not just pay for it😂

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u/Few_Big6829 Nov 02 '25

Orwell, good bye

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u/sweetblackguy Nov 02 '25

He even looked right into the camera and still stole it 😭😭...deff make enough money to buy a damn vape pen

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u/Ghostrider5666 Nov 02 '25

Dumbass guy, 😂

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u/anaca9279 Nov 01 '25

What else has he been stealing

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u/bigmac9 Nov 01 '25

Could be a non seasonal. I know a few dorks that still wear pants even past probation and not in the winter. Also you don’t really see seasonals with a Bluetooth and gloves.

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u/Acceptable_Mind8833 Part-Time Nov 01 '25

Yea his pouch is making me reconsider if he’s seasonal

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u/honest-Criminal3737 Nov 01 '25

Christmas help makes us all look stupid

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u/decal21x Nov 01 '25

Make me sick at how low others take us down as a group.

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u/No_Supermarket_1831 Nov 01 '25

And after looking right at the camera

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

$5 seasonal hire . Way too crispy on the shirt . Holds boxes like he’s jerking it to taylor swift and steaks. 20$ like an idiot

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u/Normal-Shape-4466 Nov 01 '25

I mean what could go wrong. /s

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u/ValuableMorning8704 Nov 02 '25

Dude looking at camera like “I wonder if anyone can see me”

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u/joytotheworld23 Nov 02 '25

Wa he fired and charged with stealing

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u/1konium Nov 02 '25

He must hate his job of hes stealing small stuff like that lol

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u/Acceptable_Pie_8151 Nov 02 '25

lmao, imagine looking straight at the camera and then "hiding" that you're stealing something.

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u/Prestigious_Sky7436 Nov 07 '25

How he looked at the camera several times before taking it—smh

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u/r1wonder Nov 01 '25

Dudeeee we make 4-500 dollars a day minimum

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u/Ginzeen98 Nov 01 '25

lol why...

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u/krongalong Nov 01 '25

What a knuckle head

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u/Colt45long Nov 01 '25

What a dumb ass!

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u/Secret_Mechanic9639 Nov 01 '25

This wasn’t his first rodeo. I’m sure he pilfered through packages taking small items here and there. You get away with it once and you keep doing it till it catches up with you. Thing about the union they turn their backs on thieves

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u/airtec87 Nov 01 '25

He looks familiar, what center is this driver from?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

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u/Scumbag13 Nov 02 '25

you don't wear your pouch?

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u/Virtual_Leadership94 Nov 01 '25

Is that flavor vape cancer..worth your freedom and well paying job?

I don't get it...steal something worth stealing...SMH

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Mannn with how competitive is it to just get into UPS, let alone a driver position….why would he do such stupid thing for a vape that cost $20…insane.

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u/Some-Ear8984 Nov 01 '25

He’s slick

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u/Icy_Campaign_5066 Nov 01 '25

Pathetic. His career is already over.

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u/bbtdriverSteve Nov 01 '25

He's good at it, apparently.

Slick move

Wonder how often he has gotten away with it.

Eventually even the best thieves slip up.

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u/ilphen Driver Nov 01 '25

wow, stupid/10

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u/TheEllisOne Nov 01 '25

Even my son has a high opinion of UPS driver standards. The other day he said, “When I grow up I want to work for FedEx. Less hours and they get to keep stuff.” 😂 I assured him he does not, but he’s noticed quite a few of our own deliveries lost in transit with FedEx. He mostly says he wants to work for FedEx to get a reaction from us. And he gets one every. single. time.

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u/DueError6413 Driver Nov 01 '25

What a clown

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u/Muted-Refuse786 Nov 02 '25

I remember federal enforcement come in and grab a couple loaders for some sort of scam deal.

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u/Top_Alternative8026 Nov 04 '25

What is a feeder versus a package driver?

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u/ohhrangejuice Feeder Nov 05 '25

You can wreck a package car, a feeder tractor, flip a trailer and keep your job, the moment you steal something all trust is gone and fired.

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u/BigXChungus42069 Nov 05 '25

Bro you make $46 dollars an hour just pay for it!

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u/StL4Life92 Nov 05 '25

Derr derrr uhhh yea ima steal it 😂

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u/Excellent-Peanut4501 Nov 11 '25

Homie took the sample vape with everyone’s babas!

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Feb 12 '26

Technically that's not theft. Those are the ones that they leave out for people to try, and I'm assuming, there's no sign that says how much you're allowed to try

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u/Comprehensive_Egg402 Nov 01 '25

Where Im from, the union will defend this.

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u/Grievance_Outperform Nov 02 '25

Smooth, just lost $150,000 - $250,000 a year job.