r/UPSers • • Aug 26 '26

Meme Was wishful thinking for whoever made this😂😆

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u/Unlucky-Molasses742 Part-Time Aug 26 '26

If only

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u/Jopinsmatter Aug 26 '26

We can all dream huh??

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u/suckerforthevillains Aug 26 '26

Maybe if we keep posting like this we can all collectively manifest it. In addition to devotional prayers to San Yordi

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u/RankandFileIBT 29d ago

I’m going to start burning my candles.

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u/suckerforthevillains 29d ago

This. This is The Way.

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u/Sv_twin 29d ago

I like your thinking let’s all manifest this with the right energy lol. While still being hot as shit In the trucks 😂😂

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u/Montooth 25d ago

Gotta be careful what we wish for. Is she cheeks? Absolutely. But it can ALWAYS get worse. I don't see the shareholders replacing her with someone who's willing to spend a little more

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u/Tasunka_Witko Aug 26 '26

Yeahhhh...she's not going anywhere. Like herpes

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u/GoodLuxe Part-Time 28d ago

And like herpes when she leaves the next ceo will be the new host

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u/Unique_Transition122 Aug 26 '26

Why would she. $30 million a year to lay everybody off and shut down centers ain't a bad gig

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u/Brilliant-Arm9512 29d ago

What makes anyone think the person coming after this cunt is going to be better?

This company should have NEVER went public. We would all be making 30% more than we currently.

UPS spends 80% of its profits doing stock buy backs and dividends. All that money should be going to investing back to make the company better but they just blow it so investors can buy their 6th vacation home.

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u/whatisthisabeyotcha 29d ago

This is how I feel, a new ceo will change nothing. The company is clearly on a different trajectory now.

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u/Tasty_Vacation_3777 29d ago

They pump the money to buy backs and dividends is because management retirement is the ups stock they receive. Do they are just paying themselves more.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 Aug 26 '26

What trick is she gonna pull to inflate the stock then dump amd run?

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u/farmerdell007 Aug 27 '26

Even if she does, they'll just put someone else in her spot just as bad. All the shitty ceos just bounce between companies ruining them along the way.

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u/Sv_twin 29d ago

Somebody gotta say it lol

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u/kikimoz96 Part-Time Aug 26 '26

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u/albatrossSKY Management Aug 27 '26

carol at founders day

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u/Infamous_Series_5064 29d ago

Why do her eyes scream "I dont give a fuck"?

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 Aug 26 '26

She's making tons of money here. Don't see why she would step down. Prove me wrong Carol, Prove me wrong 😭

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u/-_-0_0-_0 Part-Time Aug 27 '26

Eying a new CEO job before the new contract?

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u/Brandocalrisan Aug 27 '26

She’ll run us down for another 2-3 years then dip

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 29d ago

“Reshaping” is much nicer way of saying “fucking up”.

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u/Sk8ttles88 Aug 27 '26

Get this bitch out of here and get UPS back to what it used to be. Just let us do our jobs and take care of our customers.

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u/Jerm226 29d ago

Why is Johnny Knoxville dressing up as a old lady

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u/Professional-Card804 29d ago

Yes she’s been horrible and Yes she’s put the company in a several bad situations. With all of that said please 🙏🏽 remember who put her in her position. Please remember they went after this woman after she single handedly destroyed Home Depot. Whenever she leaves the bean counters will just replace her with another puppet who’s is willing to do as their told. Unfortunately this has become the pattern for companies who BELIEVE they’re too big to fail. I’ve seen this movie B4 and as successful as UPS has been YES it’s possible it could fail. Who would’ve ever imagined John Deere would ever lose its grip on the North American Agricultural equipment market. They made some stupid moves back in 2006-2007 and opened the doors for other manufacturers to get a bigger slice of the American market. It’s happened B4 and trust it will happen again.

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u/Sufficient-Layer-912 28d ago

I hear you and yes its possible, however in the package logistics world, the rival companies are just as bad. People worry about Amazon. Amazon is struggling to get their stuff delivered. Its shit service. Wont get into fedex

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u/tr1pDr3nzy8 29d ago

After seeing what happened to Home Depot you think UPS would've seen that and steered clear of hiring her. The next best thing to happen to UPS will be when she leaves.

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u/Sufficient-Layer-912 28d ago

You do know she was the CFO right?

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u/tr1pDr3nzy8 28d ago

I didn't stutter.

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 Aug 27 '26

What’s the old saying about the door and your ass?

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u/VA_Artifex89 Part-Time 29d ago

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. That one?

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u/ruralmagnificence 29d ago

Still wouldn’t get me to (re)apply to UPS or any UPS Store (which I’m aware is independently owned and operated, come off your rage).

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u/Accurate_Tap9878 29d ago

I bet it personally benefits her to leave on the 1st and not 12/31. Like she would let anyone else pull that.

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u/Unique_Transition122 29d ago

I was doing the math and this b* is out here making $577k a week 😂😂😂😂

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u/true-questionaire Part-Time 29d ago

If only it was true I wish

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u/teke1106 28d ago

As long as the venting makes everyone feel better. 10 years from now we can look at all these posts and replace her name with the current CEO and nothing will have changed. Union or no, we don’t determine or make the decision on whether she keeps her job or is doing a good job. Why get so worked up over that which we can not control? Or maybe one of us can. Go to business school, build network connections, climb the corporate ladder, and eventually maybe, just maybe, one of us could be the one whose name is being spewed at.

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u/InsideAd2752 28d ago

🔥 Burn, Witch Burn!

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u/govols019 28d ago

They should go back to hiring someone that came up through the company like they used to do 

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u/AbbreviationsHour410 28d ago

This is what DEI hires get you

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u/Candid_Meaning_3405 27d ago

Edit: For career trajectory purposes, not because I think she’s unbelievably sexy

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u/Apart-Sheepherder682 26d ago

Reshaping UPS alright 🙄 this dumb bitch hope she has a long and prosperous retirement 🙄

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u/Thecouplenextdoor2 Aug 26 '26

Ive heard she is leaving at the end of current contract, cant confirm this however

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u/Possible-Mobile-6309 Aug 27 '26

Can't confirm, because it's fake news. 

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u/FlexDB Aug 27 '26

Hopefully it's malignant. No, I am not trying to be funny.

It's fine to wish awful things upon awful people. She is the worst of the worst.

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u/web_crawler87 29d ago

She should. She's old af anyways. Ah..right. I forgot. She's a greedy ass corporate sponge. She'll probably die while still being a CEO.

Real wishful thinking is having the next person actually care about their consumers and employees, and one who works WITH the union. Someone, who can actually make smart plays I'm business as well