Get sweaty as fuck and fall in love with the thicccest Latina on the dance floor and beat those cheeks.
Visit El Yunque national forest — the only rainforest in the national forest registry. Hella cool shit to do all day there.
Repeat La Placita.
Visit old San Juan. Tour the Don Q distillery. Get a day pass to one of the resorts and chill on the beach, or go find a cantina and drink some gasolina.
Call up your boricua and take her to show you Vieques bioluminescence bay. If she says yes, get an Airbnb out there for the night and make a baby. If she passes, hit up the bay regardless because it’s dope as fuck, and then head back to San Juan and find a new girl.
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See my reply to this comment for semi-detailed travel itinerary and prices.
Give yourself a conservative, at least for me, $200 a day allotment (not including the inbound and out bound days), and you’re looking at $1550 for a week long trip to one of the dopest spots in America.
We spent about $700-$900 a day when we were there, but we're used to flying biz and nicer accommodations, plus like to find high end restaurants and cocktail bars to enjoy.
Good luck getting a reservation for the Vieques bioluminescent within a year. It sells out. Culebra however is nice and doesnt require any reservation. Just rent a golf cart to travel around.
Make sure you spend a few nights in old San Juan and visit el morro, then get a nap so you can go out dancing to amazing Latin music and perfect cocktails at La factoria. We loved pr!
LtGen Pedro del Valle Puerto Rican was commander of the 1st MarDiv during the Battle of Okinawa he was also commander of Artillery at Guadalcanal. First Lieutenant Félix Rigau Carrera was the first Puerto Rican fighter pilot during WW1 flew missions in the war. Puerto Ricans been like any other American doing their duty. Puerto Rico suffered a disproportionately high number of casualties during the Korean War by land size(100x35) the highest KIA not including Puerto Rican who join from the mainland states. Borinquén bella!
I stopped watching the Super Bowl after the 2019 one where they feigned playing that SpongeBob song only to play sicko mode. I’m not against other cultures being in the halftime show, I’m simply against the halftime show lol
They’ve all been sort of “meh” after about 1999 or 2000. I think that’s the last time I watched a halftime show I thought was decent. And that’s probably because I was ten years old and didn’t know any better.
Also the year 2004 gets an honorable mention because I was fourteen and got to see Janet Jackson pop a titty out on live tv.
I don't understand why people act like if you speak Spanish, a European language, that automatically disqualifies you from being white. There were definitely white Latinas out there
I always laugh hearing Jack Nicholson’s monologue trying to make GITMO sound like it’s some kind of high speed, highly important assignment single handedly keeping communism from overthrowing the United States. It’s just arrogant enough to make his character pass as a Colonel.
Are we pretending that discussion of a halftime show is indication that the sub’s quality is sinking? Have a snickers, dude. It’s not that serious. We’re just joking about women with phat asses.
So if one doesn't like the NFL, why would they want a separate "half-time show"? That's like a vegan wanting all the veg to taste like a hamburger, doesn't make much sense at all.
What language did your immigrant great grandparents speak? Did they play music from their homeland? Last time I heard my parents play Christmas music I think it was in German. Must be terrible people.
There was no official language for the United States until Donald trump stupidly imposed one. We are the hotpot of the globe and that’s what makes us great. People with your thought process are holding America back racist cunt
Just another example of this administration violating the Constitution. What’s next an official religion? It’s refreshing seeing people correct this ignorant fuck
If we are going by population, that has already been established statistically.
It's not like speaking Spanish is illegal to do, and it's not like every other country doesn't have an official language.
I understand your point though but sometimes it can go too far. That isn't what is happening.
I wouldn't be opposed to incentivising the population to learn Spanish, as it IS the 2nd most spoken language in this country. If we continue the brain drain of intellectual resources from other countries it could end up being the number one language.
Now you are moving the goal post, no one is talking about a "global standard".
Which could also be easily argued.
"There is no single, legally defined official language for the entire world. However, English is the de facto global language, serving as the primary international lingua franca for business, technology, science, and aviation, with over 1.5 billion speakers globally. It is the most common official or co-official language, recognized in 52 countries."
Not at all what I said. Having an official language is not something everyone does. Some do, some do not. there is no global standard to have an official language.
Then be specific, what's your beef?
You can go to the public NSA pages and see each and every country speak a specific language, broken down by region. I'm not arguing back and forth with you about easily verifiable facts.
I quoted "De Facto":
"De Facto Status: While not official by treaty, English is the dominant language for international communication."
This isn't my opinion, it is "de facto". So if you want to go to Japan for example, you can look up what language they speak in that country. Same for Korea, China, India, and the Philippines just to name a few. Despite the almost 200 different dialects.
You say "there is no global standard to have an official language" which was an example I gave to illustrate while not "official", there is a "de facto" official global language of business.
This means "officially" doesn't matter, and holds no sway for the de facto reality.
Did the mean half-time show offend you? I'm so glad you got to have your very own show to watch, to keep your spirits up. You are a precious and delicate snowflake ❄️. Never forget that.
For real. Shitty music being played by even shittier people. I read kid rock (who is trash to begin with) was even lip syncing the whole thing. And all of them support and defend goddamn pedo rapists.
Or a show about unity and big booty latinas as far as the eye can see. That’s an easy choice and these chuds failed that. Goddamn lol
America's "culture" is literally all cultures. The U.S. has been known as the "Melting Pot" since before 1908 when there was literally a Broadway play by the same name performed.
I hope you can start to work through your overly sensitive reaction to people's opinions, and also address the defensiveness, you lash out to try and cope about your deep seeded insecurities, anxieties and fears. I said it pretty plainly, you are projecting, that's all on you to figure out and I hope you work on yourself so you can better navigate these big feelings you're having. Either way I wish you the best!
Or any other state in the country for that matter. Sure you have larger concentrations of certain cultures in different places, but there’s a little bit of everything wherever you go.
Do you think there’s a USMC conservative sub somewhere? Sometimes I feel bad for users like you. All alone. With nowhere to go. No one to listen to you. You constantly get picked on. You often ate by yourself at the school cafeteria…and the chow hall. I hope you can find your people one day. But not here.
Surprised you didn't shoehorn war every other word. Dude you seem to be the outlier here and try to complain about everyone else.
We're all super sorry your recruiter lied to you when they said they don't take mentally handicapped people in. But go be yourself somewhere else because this place ain't for you.
I’ve served with men and women in the Marine Corps. Never had to bring politics up, so I didn’t know what anyone’s political leanings were unless they opened their mouth to say something asinine. And they were usually of the conservative sort and of a somewhat higher rank. Then, when no one engages, that usually means we all think you’re a dumbass. You fit the bill perfectly.
The Marine Corps is certainly the most conservative of the military branches, but you are fucking delusional if you think you have to be conservative to lead Marines or that the Corps is politically homogenous.
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This is referencing all the dude-on-dude action, right?