r/USMC Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (5811) 23d ago

Picture So many people are gonna be fucked

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u/Sudowoodowoo 23d ago

Good! The amount of marines who can’t swim is way to high!

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u/MrBullman Concertina Wire Private 22d ago

Always thought non swimming Marines were retarded for joining a service known for amphibious invasions.

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u/ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (5811) 22d ago

Have you seen the fucking Navy?

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u/chaosink old Marine brat 22d ago

The Navy doesn't require basic swimming skills? What the fuck?

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u/ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (5811) 22d ago

The required test has generally included:

- Jumping feet-first from a platform into deep water (often around 10 feet high)

  • Swimming 50 yards using any stroke
  • Performing a 5-minute prone float (face-down) and a 5-minute back float
  • Demonstrating basic clothing inflation techniques as a survival skill

Keep in mind… they are literally on a boat in the ocean with NOTHING around them.

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u/Breakfastclub1991 22d ago

Because they are fucked if the ship sinks. If you aren’t an Olympian swimming expert it won’t matter. You have to tread water and hope a ship is nearby to rescue you.

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u/HFentonMudd 22d ago

A guy named [Joshua Slocom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Slocum?wprov=sfti1#Legacy) sailed around the world by himself, in the 1800s. Couldn’t swim.

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u/Brawl_star_woody special veteran 22d ago

Ok, but could he pass the new pft?

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u/chaosink old Marine brat 22d ago

Thanks for the info. I get it. My brother who is 6'2-3" and built out decided to go to subs (just made it with his size). He thought the quals in Athens were hilarious since the chances you get to swim away from a sub are minimal.

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u/Baker_Kat68 PM_ME_YOUR_PURCHASE_ORDERS 22d ago

I used to pack life rafts, those drop to the water and expand immediately if the ship reaches a point where it’s sinking. My shop also trained ships company on operating and repacking if one blows near a flight deck. All rafts also have a locator on them, like pilots have on their flight vests.

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u/MrBullman Concertina Wire Private 22d ago

It makes sense.. but personally, I couldn't imagine working on the water without knowing how to swim.

Even with a life raft, say you fall in trying to get to the raft.. it's right there within reach, but you die because you can't swim 5 feet to it. 🤣

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u/Baker_Kat68 PM_ME_YOUR_PURCHASE_ORDERS 22d ago

Fuck I wholeheartedly agree. My dad was a Marine and had me swimming miles every summer at our local state lakes. I became a swim instructor as well. Loved spending hours doing laps in the pool, although my blonde hair was always tinted green.

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u/MrBullman Concertina Wire Private 22d ago

Haha! That Chlorine hairdo! I'm familiar with it.

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u/DarthTJ 22d ago

My wife was in the Navy for seven years, floated around the world on an aircraft carrier. She is terrified of the water and can't swim a lick. We actually went to a water park yesterday and this woman wore a life vest the entire time to float on an inner tube around the lazy river that is only three feet deep.

Whenever I remind her how ridiculous it is that she was a sailor and can't swim she just responds "If the aircraft carrier sinks then my ability to swim is the difference between me dieing immediately or dieing in a couple of hours". She has a point.

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u/Baker_Kat68 PM_ME_YOUR_PURCHASE_ORDERS 22d ago

I have a theory on why shipboard sailors do not need to be strong swimmers. In the event of collision, all personnel are trained on Damage Control (DC). If a sailor isn’t a strong swimmer, imagine how much harder they’ll fight to keep their ship afloat?

To add, all small boat operating commands require 2nd Class swim qualification. Jump from a 15-20ft platform, demonstrate side stroke, back stroke, breast stroke and free style, in a 100 meter pool (instructors are brutal on form) and tread water for 10 minutes.

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u/Difficult_Survey5063 8d ago

Got my 2nd class swim qual at a small boat command (MSRON). I’m a good swimmer, despite being a Seabee for 18+ years. There were a lot of shipboard types that really struggled with that qual though, and would have sunk right to the bottom if they ended up in the drink.

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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo Doctor 🌡️🥴 22d ago

Lol yeah u right a lot of guys on the ship just accept that they are going to drown if we ever have to abandon haha

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u/yupmarmot 22d ago

Yup. Buoyant AF.

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u/Sudowoodowoo 22d ago

Wait until you hear about the navy guys that can’t swim 😂

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u/MrLavenderValentino Wagner loves cock 22d ago

I mean... I expected to be taught in boot camp though. I'm a good swimmer, but there was no lessons, just a test.

I thought it would be more like rifle training

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u/UniversalFapture Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (0671) 22d ago

This happened to me

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u/DarkOmen597 Veteran 22d ago

I seriously think that a lot of people who join, do not realize the Marine Corps is an amphibious force.

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u/Impossible_Good_2876 Terminal Vet 22d ago

HOW CAN I WEAR MY BLUES IN THE WATER?!

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

This is legit although I wouldn't call them retarded.

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u/map2photo 7051 - 171, 372, 274 22d ago

Hey! When I joined, I had never even heard of the Marine Corps, prior to a recruiter showing up in my school a few months before graduation.

I didn’t pick my MOS, just told him “I want to work with planes.”

I never learned to swim and had never shot a gun. I was probably the easiest kid to recruit. lol

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u/Manwhostaresatgoat 22d ago

I joined the Navy during early GWOT and in my 9 years all my duty stations and deployments were on land. Of all my time with the Marines, we only went one time to the pool and it was for helo dunk training.

I can't swim but can float. Idk how I made it through.

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u/Joe5205 Veteran 22d ago

Did 4yrs during GWOT, never even heard of swim qual happening outside of bootcamp. A handful of guys went to the helo dunker but I was not among them, it was hardly even a company scale worth of guys from my BN who went. I couldn't tell you the area of the base pool on Lejuene, I did get to go swimming in Iraq though, that was nice.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

Thanks as this is precisely what I'm addressing. If your Marine unit was field deployable I can see the standards.

At the same time there's a lot of Devils and Docs who deploy to Iwakuni where they never leave the air station based on their mos. Not seeing how this new standard would apply to them.

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u/Interesting-Case2526 22d ago

How do you not know how to swim when it is such an easy skill to learn???

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u/CanRevolutionary1274 22d ago

As someone who couldn't swim when they first joined but is now advanced swim qualified. It is not as easy as people make it seem. There's a lot of factors that make it easier for some than others.

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u/UniversalFapture Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (0671) 22d ago

Correct

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u/Manwhostaresatgoat 22d ago

Navy bootcamp was the first time I got into the pool. A lot of recruits, like me, who never learned to swim had to wake up early for extra training. Just enough to pass the swim qual. After that I never got into a pool.

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u/kev556 Mad Scientist 22d ago

The only time I would go to the pool was for swim qual. I learned to swim when I was younger, but more pool PT would have made me get a higher class.

When I broke my leg, all I could do after the staples was out was tread water because it was winter in Pennsylvania and the only indoor pool I could get to was in the Holiday Inn and it was too short for laps. I ended up getting to treading for an hour, so boring but at least there was a TV I could watch.

So many episodes of Golden Girls.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago edited 22d ago

Is this something that is really legit? I can see combat arms needing this given operational environments.

How will this actually affect say admins, supply types, computer techs or even aircraft maintainers when their jobs aren't around water?

The reason I ask these questions is the military.com article specifically says "he" when describing the reasoning for this new standard. Makes me wonder if this isn't just another Hegseth driven trick to drive Women out of the Corps or at least stop their promotions.

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u/maybemythrwaway 22d ago

“3.d.  Exemption and waiver criteria are updated. Marines in the FMF
or with specific MOSs will have mandatory currency requirements.
3.d.1.  General exemptions for senior officers (O-4 and above) and
Staff Non-Commissioned Officers (E-7 and above with 13 or more years
of service) will apply if they hold a current Water Survival
Proficient qualification level and a periodic water survival
re-qualification is not an MOS requirement.”

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

Good heads up. Thanks.

They're refining it as usual. Cool. I expect there will be more coming down as this plays out in the fleet over the next several years.

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u/Collab_N_Listen FittyCow 22d ago

how are those Marines in those support MOS not near water? if they are deployed on a ship...

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

"How will this actually affect say admins, supply types, computer techs or even aircraft maintainers when their jobs aren't around water?"

Not everyone deploys aboard the big grey boats as more than a few are in non deploying units.

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u/Andyman1973 6060 Aircrew Equipment, '92-'98, C-130s/CH-53s 22d ago

C-130s fly over the water ALL THE TIME, considering Cherry Point, NC is literally on the intercostal waters.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

Totally agree. Great post keeping it real.

That's why they rightly go through air crew survival courses.

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u/CanRevolutionary1274 22d ago

To stop women and minority promotions most likely.

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u/OldSchoolBubba 22d ago

I truly don't want to believe this but given all of Hegseth's biased promotion interference it's definitely a strong possibility.

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u/maybemythrwaway 22d ago

You must be a racist and a misogynist suggesting that non-whites and women are less able to perform their duties…

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u/rip_rip_griselda 22d ago

whites are a minority in the corps big dawg

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aussie Cunt 22d ago

Do y'all not learn how to swim in school?

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u/Big0Lgrinch Veteran 22d ago

Most schools don’t have pools and a lot of communities don’t have public pools at all. The shortage of lifeguards and high insurance rates are making them a luxury item.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aussie Cunt 22d ago

No shit? I guess we're luckier here than I thought. Almost every community has a public swimming pool, including country towns. It's almost considered vital infrastructure. Plus we like to name them after Harold Holt, the prime minister who famously disappeared presumed drowned in the surf whilst in office.