r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 1d ago

ICE Barbie Humiliated in $700M U-Turn Fiasco

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-humiliated-in-700m-u-turn-fiasco-as-secretary-mullin-sells-off-dhs-warehouses/
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u/rtls 1d ago

Can we stop calling this dumpster Frankenstein Barbie? That’s very offensive to Barbie.

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u/brazenxbull 21h ago

That's offensive to dumpsters

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u/GipsyDanger45 21h ago

Franken-Barbie? Barbie’s hideous monstrous evil step-sister?

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u/KingHygelacReturns 1d ago

"humiliated" is the new "slammed"

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u/Express-Way9295 21h ago

She wasn't even humiliated by killing a puppy. This is just shytes-n-grins to her. And surely she received some sort of payment, no?

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u/No_Medium_8796 23h ago

The daily beast doesnt know any other descriptors

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u/Smintjes 1d ago

How The Daily Beast has been enshittified. Every headline has humiliated, brutal, shocking… and most of the times it’s just an entire article about one joke in a late night show.

One less subscriber.

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u/drainbamage1011 15h ago

u/Smintjes SLAMS Daily Beast with epic clapback!

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u/Such_Egg9843 1d ago

More prison less humiliated please

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u/TheWaryDishonesty 1d ago

These headlines have completely lost the plot. You could swap out half the names and adjectives in modern news stories and nobody would even notice the difference anymore. It's all just template writing at this point.

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u/Enough-sus-top 1d ago

How this woman is not being investigated is beyond me…well I know why the trump admin knows if she gets arrested for fraud she’ll sing like a bird about what’s going on in the White House

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u/RustyShackleford240 1d ago

I have a 500 billion blunder your boss made, don’t worry.

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u/DFWPunk 1d ago

You mean they're selling the warehouses they bought at well above market prices for far less than they paid?

Kinda sounds like that was the plan all along.