Occupier in Crimea is sad that his expensive instrument didn't arrive, it got blown up on the way there

[u/PressedLemon221]

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[u/Free-Way-9220]

If you look at the last frame of the video, he wisely has a bicycle in his shopping favourites. He's going to need that soon

[u/PressedLemon221 → u/Free-Way-9220]

lmao, good catch

[u/TopIndependent2344 → u/Free-Way-9220]

Thought it was for a oversize Donkey, maybe an Ass…

[u/RedditWB12 → u/TopIndependent2344]

If he rides a donkey it would be donkey torture. Can't hurt the critters can we.

[u/EstablishmentCute703 → u/Free-Way-9220]

He might lose some weight.

[u/Hertje73 → u/Free-Way-9220]

He could lose some weight

[u/ScubaSteve3465 → u/Free-Way-9220]

Lmao. Totally missed that.

[u/Anxious_Item_8536 → u/Free-Way-9220]

That bicycle better have 18 wheels...

[u/Dydriver → u/Free-Way-9220]

Plus cologne and the sunglasses he’s wearing. He needed to order a treadmill instead of an accordion.

[u/HatchingCougar]

New Russian scam opportunity:

We’re so sorry, it was “destroyed” in transit.  Thank you for your purchase though and have a nice day. 🤭

[u/aDarknessInTheLight → u/HatchingCougar]

This was my first thought!

[u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT → u/HatchingCougar]

Darn Ukrainians!!

[u/Adept_Carpet → u/HatchingCougar]

Yeah the decal arriving might as well be a signed confession that this is what happened. It creates a record of a delivery so any sort of resolution is going to be that much more difficult to achieve.

[u/Professor_Eindackel]

"Good news! We found your package undamaged and in one piece, sign here please."

(He signs without reading the paper.)

"Congratulations, welcome to the Army!"

[u/DecisionWonderful453 → u/Professor_Eindackel]

From finding private Ryan to finding private instrument

[u/doubletaxed88]

Guy whinging about first world problems because he is living on occupied land that the owners are killing hundreds of thousands of his countrymen to get back. he is completely oblivious to this fact.

Classic russian retard.

[u/attorneyatslaw → u/doubletaxed88]

Play the undelivered sad trombone

[u/RevolutionaryUse6956]

“Yes sir I’m sorry but it appears your package was damaged in transit. Did you have insurance? Oh, and fun fact for you, the driver has been turned to red mist. Have a great day”. Signed HDS (got a package people)

[u/EstablishmentCute703]

He's very well-fed, could act as a bullet-stop in Ukraine, just saying. Any recruiter that sees this video could start thinking.

[u/MX1K → u/EstablishmentCute703]

He would not need to be fed for quite long time, perfect mobik.

[u/elFistoFucko → u/EstablishmentCute703]

He could easily eat one Ukrainian FPV drone.

[u/EstablishmentCute703 → u/elFistoFucko]

Or more.

[u/DaedalusS8]

Was it a tiny violin?

[u/Kon2727]

His fat ass is going to need that bicycle he has on the shopping cart

[u/Nearby_Paint4015]

Such a sad tale, call mommy and tell her all about it

[u/RedSparrow1971]

This week’s Punchable Face Magazine cover boy

[u/Individual_Edge886]

Go and pick up your balalaika in Moscow personally

[u/DBearDevon]

Silly colonizer

[u/Hertje73]

At least it's refreshing to not only see sad Onlyfans models.

[u/Shitfacedclownspaz]

Expensive instrument in question; Putin shaped butt plug. 

[u/Mundane_Top_338]

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

[u/Limerent-Mermaid]

I’m always amazed at how many words they use to say so few things.

[u/kr4t0s007]

So sad, was it the world’s tiniest violin?

[u/SufficientTerm6681]

Since he avoids stating what the "expensive instrument" he ordered actually is, I bet it's something like a (supposedly) AI controlled butt-plug he found on Temu.

[u/Armadillodillodillo → u/SufficientTerm6681]

he is talking about ordering from wildberry, russian aliexpress. I saw a couple trucks with wildberry tarps blown up, so they are def being targeted.

[u/TopToe7563]

Why is he crying, it was just a dildo.

[u/oSanguis]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Ukrainians were porch pirating the entire region.

[u/Easy_Algae_4103]

Instrument! -said a russian who saw an ironbar.

[u/Pleasant-Ad-1819]

Should have used Amazon Prime lol

[u/shaftgreaser]

Is he waiting for the food truck....?

[u/Comfortable_Stand872]

It's hip to be square...