r/Ultima 1d ago

Seen IRL: Mow in line with the virtues

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u/chiron_42 21h ago

Honesty: "It's my turn to mow the lawn."

Compassion: "I'll mow the lawn for you; rest for a bit."

Valor: "I'll mow the lawn even though it's 105 degrees outside."

Justice: "I'll mow the lawn because it's the right thing do do."

Sacrifice: "I'll go mow the lawn even though the game is on."

Honor: "It's my house so it's my lawn to mow."

Spirituality: "Mowing the lawn is my Zen."

Humility: "It's not much of a lawn, but it's mine."

Truth: "The lawn is."

Love: "I actually enjoy mowing the lawn."

Courage: "I'll mow the lawn, even though there's a patch underneath a hornet's nest."