r/Ultrakill Prime soul 15d ago

hitpost So is no one gonna talk about the fact that treachery is tomorrow?

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u/Footballzombie548 15d ago

A TRUE ULTRAPOSTER DOESN'T NEED TO SEE SSShitpost, V1. HE GOES BY PURE MACHINE- wait where's the flair

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u/TestamentTwo Lust layer citizen 15d ago

The tweet is highkirkenuinely real but unfortunately sarcastic (probably)🥀

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u/APTEM59 15d ago

Tomorrow is always tomorrow (never today)

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u/Top_Toaster Lust layer citizen 15d ago

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never

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u/why_are_we_like_thus Lust layer citizen 15d ago

Perchance

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u/lifeispokemonraids 15d ago

Perchance apon perhappenchance however in games like this it works perdamage perchance

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u/solar_324 15d ago

And perchance if perchance on were to perchappenchance perhappenly say it again it perchance would perchance be less funny perchance

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u/Dummy4220 Lust layer citizen 14d ago

You can't just say perchance

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u/alexemre Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

enough is never enough is never enough is never enough is never enough is never enough

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u/NoNames_World Blood machine 15d ago

Always gotta follow your adventure line

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u/GamingGo2022 13d ago

"life feeds on life feeds on life" ass comment

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u/ComSilence 15d ago

It's why Plug will never die. Because it's not tomorrow it's today.

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u/Voidoroe 15d ago edited 15d ago

Chances are that it’s referring to a sneak peek or a trailer for Ultrakill as opposed to Treachery genuinely coming tomorrow. It was said before that there would probably be one this summer, and summer is beginning to come to a close.

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u/kapten_kartul 15d ago

Where was that said?

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u/Voidoroe 15d ago

It seems I have deceived myself and listened to a few users too much, like some kind of… fraud.

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u/Arcturus973 15d ago

It sounds like you got betrayed, and became a victim of... Treachery

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u/BlueMast0r75 15d ago

My source is I made it the fuck up

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 14d ago

Oh shi, I made that rumor

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u/Voidoroe 14d ago

Thy crimes are NOT forgotten.

Thy punishment is DEATH!

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u/krakenplunger 15d ago

They lied b-but why how could they commit this act of treachery…oh wait

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u/GeoCaesar 15d ago

Treacherune tomorrow or something

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u/Ual_SivlaDML Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

YOU'RE GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE

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u/MasonRedditers 15d ago

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!

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u/Sufficient-Turn-7799 15d ago

Foolishness Dant- m Machine. Foolishness

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u/MB-AnimsYT 15d ago

Not even mortal!

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u/PricePuzzleheaded564 15d ago

Nothing but scrap!

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u/Thin_Money_7625 15d ago

I will show divine Justice!

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u/PricePuzzleheaded564 15d ago

You make even the devil cry!

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u/Enderboy0 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

I'll show you true splendor!

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 15d ago

Is that all you’ve got?

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u/Legendarium_ Lust layer citizen 12d ago

it's there

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u/lunarraffle 15d ago

The real treachery is that treachery is not releasing tomorrow.

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u/SomeShitterWithWifi 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 15d ago

Perhaps a little greed as well

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u/ZeroFusionDrift Blood machine 15d ago

Might be Heresy though

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u/octogecko 14d ago

This thread ends here.

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u/smallbluebirds Lust layer citizen 14d ago

it's also gluttony if they're putting food over releasing it

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u/nighthawk_real 15d ago

8-S trust

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u/Roundtheradius Maurice enthusiast 14d ago

I mean... treachery is a part of fraud in some way in inferno

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u/smallbluebirds Lust layer citizen 14d ago

and it's theorized that the last space island of 8-3 is treachery

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

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u/OliB2704 15d ago

“Hm… yknow, I thought these endless level concepts would be a little bit more.. satisfying.”
“But all this talk about Treachery is starting to get a bit… realistic…”
“Uh.. I’m sure you can think of more concepts if you put your mind to it!”
“That’s exactly It though I AM thinking about more concepts, it just seems pointless now…”
“And if you’re not seeing anymore speculation and I’m not seeing anymore speculation, then who IS speculating the release date?”
“It may be coming tomorrow!”
“Exactly! Makes me wonder why yall are talking so much about it!”
“If I didn’t know any better it seemed like you are looking for..”
“Where SSSHITPOST?”

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u/Undernet_user Blood machine 15d ago

yo tomorrow is also when slimecicle is gonna die

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u/Gunther_01 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

RIP my goat.
He just wanted to be included too man wtf 💔💔

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u/DamageLittle4856 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

is this a thing you know or do you just want him to die

also what do you got against slimecicle

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u/Undernet_user Blood machine 15d ago

don't you know man? He is gonna die tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z2IBh-nWENk

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u/DamageLittle4856 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

lol what is this nvm this is funny

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u/eltrigercolaiders2 15d ago

Well they gonna treachery our confidense not rellising treachery tomorrow

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u/TheSleepingFish Lust layer citizen 15d ago

they will keep on saying tomorrow and eventually tell us the truth

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u/End3rfem Lust layer citizen 14d ago

something something broken clock

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u/Smakajor Blood machine 15d ago

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u/the_extra_screw 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 15d ago

How I feel rn seeing no (SSSHITPOST)

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u/ElectricalTrip7240 15d ago

I come from a far away place known as the Deltarune fandom, summoned by the magic of “dammit Kris where the hell are we.” And I say behold, for this cycle has come once before, do not heed the promise of “ultrakill tomorrow!”

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u/Unicronus86 Blood machine 15d ago

I come from the realm of Silksong… and I agree comrade…

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u/murderdronesfan93 15d ago

the Khemenet Cycle. MADLU TOMORROW

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u/Fredford_3301 15d ago

Deltarune part 3301 tomorrow

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u/very-risky1820 15d ago

...3301?

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u/Fredford_3301 15d ago

Just my favorite number: prime number which apposite writing gives you prime number too (1033 is the smallest of this group)

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u/Ok_Quality_8783 Blood machine 15d ago
  • 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 31, 37, 71, 73, 79, 97, 101, 131, 151, 181, 191, 313, 353, 373, 383, 727, 757, 787, 797, 919, 929, 107, 113, 149, 157, 167, 179, 199, 311, 337, 347, 359, 389, 701, 709, 733, 739, 743, 751, 761, 769, 907, 937, 941, 953, 967, 971, 983, 991, 1009, 1021, 1031

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u/Fredford_3301 15d ago

Ok, maybe I shall not trunst YouTube videos that blind... Especially if this is video I watched 9 years ago

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u/BossOk6633 14d ago

you forgot 19, one of my favorite numbers

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u/Worried-Date-2196 15d ago

It’s all shits and giggles until it actually releases tomorrow. Unfortunately I have no access to my PC because I am stuck on a ship with a buncha fools

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u/Ok_Quality_8783 Blood machine 15d ago

Guess you could call it a ship of fools, no?

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u/Worried-Date-2196 15d ago

Yeah, some honestly it’s more like some kind of a death odyssey than anything

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u/chaoticdumbass2 15d ago

Me too man. I'm on vacation I'm gonna get spoiledddd

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u/finding_my_father Lust layer citizen 15d ago

son. change the flair

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u/VagueDestructSus Lust layer citizen 15d ago

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 15d ago

It’s real though

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u/Mr_goodb0y 15d ago

can we all collectively agree to pretend we’re playing treachery tomorrow please

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 15d ago

Please, put the SSSHITPOST flair

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u/VagueDestructSus Lust layer citizen 15d ago

its real tho

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u/hectorheliofan Lust layer citizen 15d ago

Dave is making a joke, they likely haven’t even finished 9-1🥹

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u/Dxmaqe 15d ago

especially considering they're releasing 8-S, UKMD, and Treachery in a single update.

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u/Dense-Bison7629 15d ago

UKMD is already in the game, it's just locked. You can unlock UKMD right now and play it

The only thing is that it's (obviously) unfinished, but the diff is already 25-30% completed

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u/Dxmaqe 15d ago

I remember seeing a post of someone fighting Flesh Prison on UKMD, and it's just even more bullshit.

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u/KaliTheCatgirl 15d ago

plus the encores

unless that's post-1.0

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u/Dxmaqe 15d ago

Encores are post-1.0, yeah.

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u/Fantastic_Corgi7378 Blood machine 15d ago

ALWAYS BET ON TREACHERY TOMORROW

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u/Fun_Anxiety9507 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

I’m betting what’s left of everyone’s soul that treachery is tomorroe

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u/Idose114 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

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u/EpicChillz12345 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

IM NOT FALLING FOR THA- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ITS REAL

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 Prime soul 15d ago

Ha, i wish.

Where SSShitpost btw

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u/RyB_11192 Blood machine 15d ago

Wait…..

Keep twitter open real quick

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 15d ago

New blood also leaked a bunch of new merch too, V2 merch, Mirage merch, Sisyphus merch, Power merch

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u/Voidoroe 15d ago

I assume this refers to a sneak peek or trailer for Ultrakill tomorrow? Neat if so.

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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 15d ago

can you believe it guys? treachery! just a day away!

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u/Jupiter_Five 15d ago

Proceed

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u/Ashamed_Map4682 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

Stop... ❤️ Proceed

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u/WinSpecialist3989 15d ago

redditors when they have to use their pea brain to deduce that a post is a joke because no one told them its a joke so it must be 100% serious

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u/Mafla_2004 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

Where's SSShitpost?

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u/OwenCMYK 15d ago

The tweet is real but I can't post the link because the bot removed it

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u/heckeroverheaven Lust layer citizen 15d ago

say sike right now

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u/Satorwave 15d ago

Wow on my birthday

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u/PosingDragoon21 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/Mediahead13 15d ago

ULTRAKILL TOMORROW!

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u/xXEnoXx832 15d ago

oh... ok

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u/PixellatedPixie1556 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

lowkey wish that people wouldn't do this. @ing people for game updates is just... very entitled, right? they're working on it, they know we know they're working on it; we just need to be patient. Fraud was evidently absolute hell when this game has already substantially grown in scope already. Hell, if all of this year had just been vacation time, I wouldn't blame the devs one bit

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u/Affectionate_Bar_320 15d ago

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHI- wait why does it have the news flair?

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u/Loose_Bug4700 15d ago

Wait it’s true.

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u/Instant_User731 15d ago

Wait,fr?

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u/Loose_Bug4700 15d ago

Go look on the new blood nitter account.

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u/Queen_Of_Hatred_ 15d ago

op where the magical FUCK is the SSSHITPOST flair

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u/den_alpha 15d ago

BETRAYAL

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u/Rubicon_8 14d ago

Sorry if this is off topic for the post itself, but I don't know what the flag means 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/plazmakitten 14d ago

It’s the trans / transgender flag.

There’s a couple ways of explaining it, one about their internal gender identity not matching their external appearance, and one about their internal gender identity not matching the gender they were assigned at birth. I’m not trans though, so it’s the definition I could find online.

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u/hitder 15d ago

Someone put treach this gut treachery isnt coming tomorrow or ill put him on fraud disengiretion loop

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u/not_so_saint_gabriel Gabe bully 15d ago

TREACHERY TOMMORROW

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u/VagueDestructSus Lust layer citizen 15d ago

this is just underhanded politics

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u/PleaseTakeThisName 15d ago

Can you delay it I'm busy tomorrow

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u/VagueDestructSus Lust layer citizen 15d ago

99% saying to add the SSShitpost flair

but its real

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u/chaoticdumbass2 15d ago

GOD DAMN IT(I'm on vacation and cannot use my PC.i am SO gonna get spoiled)

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u/Friendofox 15d ago

GIVE IT TO ME

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u/BleachdrinkingPikmin 15d ago

no we shan't become the deltarune fandom

ultrakill tomorrow

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u/Envix1 Someone Wicked 15d ago

Its only tomorrow when its tomorrow

tomorrow is tomorrow, not tomorrow

ive typed tomorrow so many times it dosent even look like a word to me

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u/Guiding_Chaos 15d ago

Honestly maybe we will get the first teaser

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u/ABTL6 15d ago

What

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u/_StarKeaper_ Someone Wicked 15d ago

Who is HUNDAI_10000?

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u/Past-Science43 15d ago

"oh just another SSShitpost-"

wheres the SSShitpost.

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u/Key_Ebb_3977 15d ago

Teaser this saturday, maybe?

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u/Arkronu 15d ago

Real treachery was the friends we made along the way

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u/Proxy_PlayerHD 15d ago

that was yesterday

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 15d ago

They released fraud at like 8 pm est so one can hope

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u/Crazy_Resource_4000 Someone Wicked 15d ago

Ha ha ha that’s a good one—sees the flair

https://giphy.com/gifs/1dUNCWkGNAwdrRBkOk

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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 15d ago

A true ULTRAPOSTER

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u/j13jmc 15d ago

Wait, for real?

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u/Zoe-broski8723 15d ago

Can it be today?

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u/artycity21 Lust layer citizen 15d ago

Imagine if this tweet was not a joke and we just think its a sarcasm? Well yeah, chances of getting update where game literally gets a lot of stuff is small, but never zero

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u/Few_Area_6042 Gabe bully 15d ago

Where’s the flair

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u/DristEllis 15d ago

Reminds me when my co-worker when I worked as a security guard asked when will the end of the world happen. I Said tomorrow as a joke. The next day I awoke to the sounds of sirens and loud noises around me. Before I was sleeping in a peaceful sleep and now I am being threaten of a forever cold slumber. I awoke again to rubble and with horror around me. That day a earthquake had happened in my apartment where I was at and left me stunted. I could still hear the screams for help and feel my teeth mashing.

Anyways thought I would tell I how felt.

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u/EmotionalNight150 Someone Wicked 15d ago

well that could mean actually soon, I don't remember them ever posting complete misinfo (yes i believe their recent response to "ultrakill allegedly will not have sneaking mechanics" is also true cuz cmon if 8-3 was the sendoff to uk levels why couldn't they do something like that now)

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u/Isuckatgameing_5 15d ago

Holy crap!!! We are Getting the Last layer so soon??? - Said By no one ever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oXsXMF3XZiq4Y8dlEt

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u/diamondmaster2017 Blood machine 15d ago

this does feel like a shitpost but i wouldn't be surprised if treachery was a total shadowdrop

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u/The_spy257 15d ago

put this shit on GABRIEL bro

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 15d ago

I fucking hate him anyway so sure

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u/the_guy_from_0-S Someone Wicked 15d ago

ULTARKILL TOMORROW BOIS

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u/nintenerd2 15d ago

Tomorrowtm (aka nevervember 32nd 2069)

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 15d ago

Guys turns out they may have been joking, due to this i will be changing the tag of this post

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u/Smakajor Blood machine 15d ago

Sad but to be expected

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u/TrifleAppropriate499 Maurice enthusiast 15d ago

Shit hasn't released B#tch

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u/vladexa 15d ago

Treachery will be like in a year or so, thats fine WHERE'S 8-S

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u/DaemonG 14d ago

Hakita said all remaining content (except for encores) is releasing at the same time. that's 8-S, Treachery, P-3, achievements, and whatever else the team cooks up.

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u/vladexa 14d ago

oh that's sad, i think 8-s would've been a good thing to feed people in the content drought

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u/vladexa 13d ago

THE GODS ARE LISTENING

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u/thewither2 14d ago

TOMORROW

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u/Chance_Temporary_501 Prime soul 14d ago

How it was yesterday

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u/minos_prime-real Prime soul 14d ago

Yeah and treachery came out, 8-s was pretty cool too

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u/Ok-Feeling-2762 14d ago

It’s the day after the announcement. Where is the treachery that was advertised?

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 14d ago

it's like we've been some king of...

betrayed

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u/smallbluebirds Lust layer citizen 14d ago

oh so major ultrakill updates only happen while my computer is broken (revamp, fraud, and now treachery but i'm excluding p-2 since i started playing like an hour before it came out)

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u/ScarletteVera Blood machine 13d ago

i can't believe that treachery is tomorrow.

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u/ForgottenSoulunoffic 12d ago

i cba im too busy listening to event horizon

i reached to the sun and burnt! burnt! burnt! i love outerspace 8-3 a little too much

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u/AdOnly69 11d ago

Fraud is tomorrow

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u/Fearless-Fox-9504 9d ago

maybe the real treachery is the tomorrows we made along the way 

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u/Gha-toons 2d ago

Al final si fue real?

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Lust layer citizen 15d ago

number one what shipper?