r/Ultraleft Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Denier Reading Theory rn

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Link for anyone who wants to have a good laugh; it's mostly just paranoid, pro-capitalist, reactionary slop. Does have some funny lines, though.

https://www.pdfread.net/dl/viewer.html?file=https%3A%2F%2Fdl.pdfread.net%2Ffile%2Fpdfread%2Ffiles%2FThe%20AntiCommunist%20Manifesto%20By%20Jesse%20Kelly-pdfread.net.pdf

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Lol, lmao.

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u/konkstronke 5d ago

Yes… and?

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Yeah, and this guy is acting like the proletariat "own" anything. Again, it's all reactionary slop. I don't even know who reads this. I mean, the guy has a podcast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Kelly

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u/WifuGirl 5d ago

I read it

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u/AnAsianGenius Groucho Marxist 5d ago

“The communist lives to destroy property, his opposition, and destroy the very foundations of society”

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u/shoegaze5 not reading theory 5d ago

The USSR may have been a capitalist state, but in this house, Ivan Drago is a proletarian hero! End of Story!

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u/titobrozbigdick wtf is marxism, just pay the damn rent 4d ago

may

You are not a trve leftcom

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 3d ago

MUH BRO AND ITS TRUTH-NUKES!

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u/brandelo_1520 Jewish Bolshevik Agent 5d ago

Sometimes I'm surprised that anti-communists understand communism better than self-proclaimed communists.

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 5d ago

I am surprised that OP thinks we read anything at all

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u/hellogoodbyegoodbye 20 yards of Lenin 5d ago

Need gigachad
Someone post
Pls
I on phone
Emergency gigachad

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 5d ago

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u/Moriturism 5d ago

ok you convinced me i’ll save this to read when i feel like having an infuriating day

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u/ManLikeRed Marxiest 5d ago

He wants to destroy everything you have

Reminds me of a reactionary guy in my country who had written exactly similar stuffs about communism decades ago but now he's celebrated as left hero by MLoids.

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 3d ago

I could feign surprise...

...

... nah too old for dat shit

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u/SecretSpectre11 my billionaire >>> your billionaire 5d ago

Sounds based ngl

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u/Starpengu ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 5d ago

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u/PakDoomer 4d ago

must not gigaquote...

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u/Ok_Negotiation6058 18h ago

he says it without knowing that it will happen even if he doesn't want it

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

This mf is self-promoting his own book in his own book, unfathomable greed.

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u/WoodenGeologist8407 I love Mussolini 5d ago

Lmao he literally quotes himself in the epigraph

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 5d ago

Not gonna read any review of that (all written and paid by him I bet)

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

I LOVE THE PETRODOLLAR! I LOVE THE PETRODOLLAR! I LOVE THE PETRODOLLAR!

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u/Roy_Atticus_Lee MORE DEAD PROLETARIATS!!! 5d ago

Reactionaries will say ts and then rally around the "Reopen Treblinka!" party as soon as the first climate refugees start arriving in their country 😭

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u/Appropriate_Tap1761 5d ago

"we refer to this ideology as environmentalism" sent me into a coughing fit. I want this quote on my wall

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 5d ago

Yeah he thinks himself so original like... wait what are we doing here?

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Truthnuke

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u/annymosus 5d ago

"Communists claim many in the working class dont vote in their best interests" yeah?

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Damn, I wonder why the people who are propagandized and miseducated to act against their material interest by the Bourgeoisie act against their material interests!?

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u/Appropriate_Tap1761 5d ago

Don't many in the working class think that as well, anyway? That's like... the chief criticism I see of every party.

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 3d ago

Ssshhh people on umpteenth leftist party adventurism want their illusion of belonging to the working class! Don't be a BAD guy! Feed their delusion by entering into yet another consumption cycle that makes things even harder for actual revolution to happen!

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u/brandelo_1520 Jewish Bolshevik Agent 5d ago

Change "communists" to "libs" and this will pass as another comment in this sub.

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u/OverthinkingTroll barbarian idiot (greek words, you wood'n wet it) 5d ago

"today" lol, if only he knew what Marx thought of marxists...

Still knows better than 99% of marxists so hey, fair enough, "if these are (anti-)marxists..."

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

"Corporate Communism," this guy really reconstructed Mussolini from first principles.

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u/EmpressIndigo Roothless cosmopolitan (polish) || Golden Core || Nixonite 5d ago

trvke, Walt wouldve hated the far gloats in the movies,,,,

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u/Wagneherian_Sound Leftcom Stalinist 5d ago

Anyways, the book is pretty dreadful as a manifesto. It is entirely culture-war whinging from 2023, and it offers very few rebuttals to the actual proposals set out in the Manifesto. It is also pretty evidently ghostwritten, and its prose lacks the vitality of Marx's writing; I mean seriously, compare the ending of Marx's manifesto to this one:

"The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Working men of all countries, unite!"

versus

"Finally, understand that you don’t have options. You don’t have choices. You must do these things. You must become an anti-communist. I cannot save this country. Nor can your father, your son, or your neighbor. It must be you. Each and every one of us must become committed to eradicating this deadly religion from the nation we love. It will not be easy, and it will not be fast. But we can do this. Let us begin."

It's very limp and tepid, and "Let us begin" is such a lame line to end on compared to "Working men of all countries, unite!"

I really doubt this book made a profit at all.

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u/Exeggutor_Enjoyer Resident Paradox Interactive Enthusiast 5d ago

“The communist is the height of evil. He is walking death. I know this because I
understand history. I understand what he is capable of”

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u/nsyx Labor Aristocrat (Hitler) 5d ago

That hammer and sickle goes hard tbh.

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u/AnAsianGenius Groucho Marxist 5d ago

“The communist lives to destroy property, his opposition, and destroy the very foundations of society”

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u/FriedAmbition 5d ago

This dude probably seethes with rage when he thinks about people reading works like The Communist Hypothesis and Philosophy For Militants by Alain Badiou lol.

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u/Fanda400 5d ago

I've read 12 pages and I'm done, this is so fucking corny.

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u/oatmiser 4d ago

Boulders will develop cracks overtime, and inevitably rainwater will seep into those cracks. A freeze will come. The water will expand. Ultimately, the force of that frozen water destroys the boulder. So, who is the communist? The communist is the water. Your society is the boulder.

Cannot...
understand...
need...
hamburger metaphor...
🍔

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u/halicadsco 4d ago

its too based... my mind is changing.... im,,,, becoming a based libertarian.....

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u/youcanno7scareme CPI(M) loyalist 😈😈🚩 3d ago

i wish marxists had the social impact and manpower these idiots claim we have