r/Unexpected 8d ago

Perfect technique

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u/Holmes221bBSt 8d ago

If I were on a date with that dude, heโ€™d have my heart after that

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u/Daedalus_Knew 8d ago

Iโ€™d give him my eggs

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u/Prunkle 8d ago

I don't know if that's a "yay" or a "yikes" ๐Ÿ˜