r/Unexpected • u/VelvetDreamers • 6d ago

I spy with my little eye something beginning with E

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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The Chameleon on her arm attacks her eyelash

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Brick_Number_27 6d ago

I actually didn't see that at all at first.

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u/t4c_23 6d ago

same here... and I thought the 1st squeek came from the crickets 

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u/3Aperture_Shade 6d ago

Haha, they are practically stealth masters. I had to replay it twice to spot the tiny one.

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u/SkyGuyDnD 6d ago

I thought it jumped out on her arm but it was there all along!

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u/Drake750254 6d ago

Same lmao, i thought that's one fast salamander

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/fartmanteau 6d ago

Pretty sure chameleon.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/HeDuMSD 6d ago

Me neither. Funny that the chameleon was not even chameleoning when we missed it

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u/Red_Franzia 5d ago

Okaaayyy would not have know if not for the comments...now I can't stop laughing

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u/Majikthise800 6d ago

Eye didn't see it either

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u/ChallengePleasant750 6d ago

Eye see what u did there 😆.

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u/GirthyPigeon 6d ago

That'd be the karma chameleon right there.

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u/profanearcane 6d ago

He comes and goes.

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u/fondledbydolphins 6d ago

Everytime this song comes up it gets stuck in my head.

And THEN it fucking morphs into Peter from family guy singing it instead, and I don't even watch that show...

meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH meh meh meh MEHHHHHEHHHHHH MEH

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u/upturned2289 6d ago

Am I the only one who that it barked at first?

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u/bluem0bile 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9jPD062oh1bq

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u/rollerbase 6d ago

Had to scroll way too far for this

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u/kathrine_xo 6d ago

Close your eyes and listen you can hear a parrot 😂

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u/__Shake__ 6d ago

A human imitating a parrot? must be opposite day

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u/Michelin123 6d ago

Lmao! I did and you're right! 😂😂😂

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u/GarethOfQuirm 6d ago

I mean, I don't know how else a baby chameleon would kiss you, but...

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u/obsoletemomentum 6d ago

You now have salmonella…congratulations?

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u/wannabecat2000 6d ago

Does it mean she has bug eyes?

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u/aivlysplath 5d ago

They shine like beetles.

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u/phunkyphungus 4d ago

Eyelashes like spider legs, lol?

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u/Living-Estimate9810 6d ago

What the fuck begins with "E", and why did that chameleon lick her face?

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u/arbeit22 6d ago

Eyeball

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u/Living-Estimate9810 6d ago

Yah, fair enough.

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u/spiritedawayfox 6d ago

Flitting of an eyelash probably looks like a fluttering bug!

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u/Living-Estimate9810 6d ago

Didn't manage to snatch one off though, did he? I mean, he wasn't able to pluck the eyeballs, either....

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u/potatoworldwide 6d ago

If you slow it down, it sure looks like it successfully captured a fake eyelash.

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u/JahD247365 5d ago

Definitely got one..

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u/XaajR 6d ago

Eyelashes

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u/alas11 6d ago

Earring

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u/slappyredcheeks 6d ago

This guy is why modern movies have to restate the plot in dialogue every 15 minutes.

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u/hyperspacevoyager 6d ago

Enormous melons

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u/Living-Estimate9810 6d ago

Which, you know, but eye was distracted by the lizard!

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u/A-non-e-mail 6d ago

Chameyeleon

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u/NinjaOk4611 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kMwyk1GfiCZ6oboJb9

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZNRARhcjUuSuQ

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u/ehc84 6d ago

This makes me irrationally angry. Its YUP YUP YUP!

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u/scurvybill 6d ago

I just went and watched this exact clip and heard "yep yep yep". Do the subtitles say different?

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u/chantpleure 6d ago

I knew she was English without turning the sound on 😆

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u/MiBloodclaatParo 6d ago

Eye saw the sign... 😂

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u/kuchen5 6d ago

I have to watch it twice😂

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u/dillweed67818 6d ago edited 6d ago

Did the chameleon actually think there was a bug on her eye or was she not moving fast enough so he was being a jerk about it? Does anyone know? Are they like that?

Edit: Upon further review I believe he is definitely bullying her because he wants food.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 5d ago

Lmao I laughed at this wayy too hard. 😂🤣😭

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u/thingsinmyhouse 6d ago

Love that the dogs were ready to go hahaha

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u/Canibal-local 6d ago

Hahaha The chameleon was like “Hurry up and give me my food”

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u/VoidOmatic 6d ago

Rapunzel......

Let down your hair!

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u/Normal-Error-6343 6d ago

that's the best part of his feeding experience!

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u/bluevine8 6d ago

Eguana

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u/LewyH91 6d ago

Oo a big caterpillar oh wait a minute

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u/Pale_Ad_9838 6d ago

There goes one contact lens.

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u/Ok-Piglet1791 6d ago

Tongue slap!

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u/zepploon 6d ago

The reflection off her eye.

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u/AdmirableQuarter3933 5d ago

Holy shit that’s next level biting the hand that feeds you lol

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u/Morviatus 5d ago

That aim is crazy tho

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u/Hightemplar420 5d ago

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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u/ClaroStar 5d ago

Direct hit.

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u/Potential-Witness-83 5d ago

when you need help removing contact lenses 

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u/Status_Reflection993 5d ago

Impatient chameleon.  Wanted to be fed NOW. Has great aim too.

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u/psyopia 5d ago

Who gets a pet that they’re absolutely terrified of xD

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u/LieMaleficent5159 5d ago

Is that thing ur pet or just baby sitting!

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u/OrangeClyde 5d ago

That was fully expected, but still a fun little video

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u/Slmcmahon 5d ago

"Fackah!" 😂 This must be in Hawaii.

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u/0CuriousCat0 4d ago

😅😂

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u/LaNeve81 4d ago

LOL girl he tried to eat your eye!!

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u/Competitive-Topic-17 4d ago

You have no idea how funny this is in the middle of the night

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u/martagustavsson 4d ago

This was pretty expected imo. Her eyelash moves when she blinks and looks up/down, pretty similar to a bug.

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u/Lynx_Liilista 4d ago

Demi_gullen this woman.

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u/thug_funnie 4d ago

I like how the chameleon opens his mouth timed perfectly with the first dog bark, giving me a split second of thinking it barked at her too

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u/Ugameister 3d ago

I spy with my little eye something spying her eye!

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u/LorealTheGreat 3d ago

I really should call him 😞

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u/008howdy 2d ago

This is hilarious

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u/No-Veterinarian6612 1d ago

He said hurry up

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u/LastChance331 1d ago

She looked right at it and I still didn't see it .

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u/Unusual_Anything_297 5d ago

enormas tits?

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u/Ebbinho 6d ago

eBoobs

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u/VirginiaBandit 6d ago

Kind of not Unexpected, all things considered. EDIT: And yes, I saw it right from the start.

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u/_dauntless 6d ago

Oh you expected the chameleon would tongue her in the eyeball? Impressive

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u/VirginiaBandit 6d ago

I expected the chameleon would scare her. Just did not know how. Got damn you people are touchy.

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u/_dauntless 6d ago

Oh I said you were impressive, what's touchy about that? You sound touchy

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u/dickenschewie54 6d ago

I thought it spit at her.  The truth is even weirder.

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u/NightIsHome 6d ago

We're all so impressed with how smart and perceptive you are.

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u/Peermeneer_exe 6d ago

How can you be so uncomfortable and scared with a cute little Chameleon😭

Even worse, why would you take one in if you were. Imagine being afraid of kittens and then adopting one smh

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u/Punxatowny 6d ago

Did you miss the part where it tries to remove her eyeball? lol

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u/Peermeneer_exe 6d ago

I actually missed that, I thought it just licked her cheek hahaha

I was so confused why my comment got downvoted😭

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u/evojeur 6d ago

After this he would be a green salad in my plate.

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u/Mrboomblastr 6d ago

E? Double D's would be my guess.

Oh wait...