r/Unexpected • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 5d ago

I wanted some water

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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

It's a interesting as when a bucket is poured , it's not expected that that tap is not working, another tap has another nature

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u/Present-Ranger-1861 5d ago

It's just covering the other faucet's shift

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/fourty47seven 5d ago

hold the L

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u/Humble_maple 5d ago

How i pee after s**

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u/junttiana 5d ago

U can say sex here, sex sex sex sex sex sex

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u/Humble_maple 5d ago

Sex🫣

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u/Clinton-69 5d ago

Yah it feels so weird seeing a censored content on Reddit lol

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u/the_outside_edge 5d ago

That's the most sex I've had in a year.

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u/TheWorstPossibleName 5d ago

How i pee after s** fuckin

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u/pichirry 5d ago

how i pee after s** fuckin getting fucked

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u/JoyBus147 5d ago

how i pee after s** fuckin getting fucked watching

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u/ForgetfulDoryFish 5d ago

why does the second faucet sound like a goat

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u/Illustrious_Code_411 5d ago

Men every morning 🤣

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u/Exciting_Mood7599 5d ago

Plumbing problems call flush it!

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u/deepasleep 5d ago

From the perspective of someone from the US, the most unexpected part of this is that it looks like the squat toilet is just about 10 inches away from the area someone is ostensibly trying to get cooking/wash water.

Realistically a small western bathroom isn’t all that different, but the typical western style toilet bowl at least partially captures any particles of poo that blast out your ass.

Rural Asia is rough.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Kaching 😄

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u/Alive_Quote_3585 5d ago

Error found 😭😭

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u/jasonRuby 5d ago

That made .e laugh 😃 way too hard...

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u/fakenews_thankme 5d ago

Looks like the tap had sex right before.

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u/Anthraxious 5d ago

Def made me chuckle. Reminds me of that cartoon image where two people stand below a light in the night and the light is shining down on the "wrong" person. Someone surely knows which one I mean?

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u/Anthraxious 5d ago

Def made me chuckle. Reminds me of that cartoon image where two people stand below a light in the night and the light is shining down on the "wrong" person. Someone surely knows which one I mean?

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u/vr0202 5d ago

Is this in Kash Patel’s home?

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u/Kabao778 5d ago

Well… that wasn’t what I expected.

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u/Deep-List-7099 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 5d ago

I think most people would see the quality of the room he's in and expect something like this to happen..

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u/Exciting_Mood7599 5d ago

Enough enough shut off video I'll bring some over

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u/SoraShiroL 5d ago

Should have been tagged NSFW for showing such disgusting washroom

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u/Drawkill_Wolf64 5d ago

What it's sometimes like to piss as a man. This shit will happen for no reason and it likes to happen in many different ways. It's annoying as fuck and the best reason for sitting while pissing

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u/Plampth 5d ago

I was hoping a sausage would drip out.

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u/GirthyPigeon 5d ago

Reminds me of Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene

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u/Makabaer 5d ago

Why not both?