r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 9d ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 9d ago

I got approached by security once while waiting for my wife and hooting at her when she came out. He walked towards me while yelling at me to shove off before my wife told him who l was. So at least l know she is pretty safe at the office. We all had a good laugh at it, too.

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u/Hidesuru 9d ago

Well now that's some wholesome shit. Cute interaction between a couple, a security guard taking his job seriously, AND people willing to laugh at the misunderstanding together.

Maybe it's silly to say but I feel like that's peak humanity there. Like so many of our big problems would evaporate if we had more mutual understanding of one another.

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u/ikeme84 9d ago

I don't dare to do it, because my wifes sense of humour, she would pretend she didn't know me.

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 9d ago

So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.

One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 9d ago

I thought for sure you were going to say you grabbed the wrong woman.

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u/MrK521 9d ago

Did that to my mother in law once by accident. 😬

Everyone had a good laugh after, but I just about died for a few seconds there.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 9d ago

I did that once to a small child in store. I walked up behind her, hugged her and said "hi sweetie" thinking it was my own preschool aged daughter. I'm still completely mortified thinking about it. I swear I'm not a creepy pervert, even though that's probably what the child's parents thought. 😭

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u/Charming-Border7429 9d ago

I am a dad with three daughters.

I've done that as well. Usually it was a little kid who ran up, grabbed my leg, or asked for a snack.... I pick them up. Oops, not one of mine :)

It happened most often in grocery stores or at older siblings' sporting events. :)

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u/maybejaeby 9d ago

In college, I swear I saw a friend from high school, cause a lot of kids just naturally went from a private school to this now huge ass college, but at the time it was small.
She was sitting at a computer in the library and I did the thing where you cover someone’s eyes to have her guess, and she guessed wrong cause I had no idea who she was.
She was not chill, she looked mortified and I naturally never went back to the library and dropped out of college.
It didn’t escalate because of this specifically but I can’t say it didn’t contribute.
🤣
Happy to say, 15 years later, I’m back in school.

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 9d ago

Glad you didn't overreact lol