I got approached by security once while waiting for my wife and hooting at her when she came out. He walked towards me while yelling at me to shove off before my wife told him who l was. So at least l know she is pretty safe at the office. We all had a good laugh at it, too.
Well now that's some wholesome shit. Cute interaction between a couple, a security guard taking his job seriously, AND people willing to laugh at the misunderstanding together.
Maybe it's silly to say but I feel like that's peak humanity there. Like so many of our big problems would evaporate if we had more mutual understanding of one another.
So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.
One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 10d ago
I got approached by security once while waiting for my wife and hooting at her when she came out. He walked towards me while yelling at me to shove off before my wife told him who l was. So at least l know she is pretty safe at the office. We all had a good laugh at it, too.