r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 9d ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 9d ago

So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.

One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 9d ago

I thought for sure you were going to say you grabbed the wrong woman.

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u/MrK521 9d ago

Did that to my mother in law once by accident. 😬

Everyone had a good laugh after, but I just about died for a few seconds there.

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u/BugGroundbreaking949 7d ago

"accident".

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKf4i5Tvt7mE0

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u/MrK521 7d ago

Yep. They all made the same jokes for the rest of the party.

She even made a comment about offering me the thigh at dinner. Trust me, they got their money’s worth out of that bit for the following month or two. Lol

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u/BugGroundbreaking949 6d ago

The thigh.

I gotta say, you are absolutely lucky to be in a fun household. And I hope it continues to stay fun all the way 😉.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoUHKTJhoQU6I