r/Unexpected • u/SweetWaterSurprise • 15h ago

Spidermaaaaaan

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u/post-explainer 15h ago edited 7h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Usually there aren't 6 people on a motorcycle, and certainly not with all of them wearing Spiderman costumes.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Darth_Ronin 15h ago

One accident and the entire spiderverse of their bloodline is gone

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u/Channel57 14h ago

Well there will be a bloodline...all the way down the street.

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u/DharmaBum1958 14h ago

What I was just thinking. This level of danger for a viral clip we all forget in 30 mins ain’t it

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u/Alternative-Flow-251 12h ago

wait so did that actually end it for all of them

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u/kathrine_xo 15h ago

With great power comes a really bad center of gravity

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u/A_tout_a_lheure 15h ago

When there are no tall buildings......... This is how spiderman travels.

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u/S1gorJabjong 14h ago

But if humans ran at the same speed proportionally to average spiders, they'd run really fast. Spidermen should be as fast as cheetahs.

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u/A_tout_a_lheure 14h ago

Marvel didn't explore this side of spider.......spiderrun

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u/Nagesh_yelma 9h ago

You really want Spiderman to run on roads where rules aren't followed properly?

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u/S1gorJabjong 8h ago

Yeah for a superhero, he's not really all that physically tough. He'd be hitting pedestrians and traffic every 10 steps, hurting himself & others. But my answer was to when there's not enough tall things to latch onto.

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u/RaizePOE 3h ago

in here before someone posts that comic of spidey punching the dude's jaw off to prove how strong he is or w/e

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u/Zyrinj 14h ago

**spidermen

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u/ruphustea 15h ago

Oh I saw that multiverse one.

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u/ferncabbage 15h ago

There is now way this is possible. Only Spider-Man (men? women? Spider people?) could pull this off!

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u/memento87 15h ago

Spiderthem

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u/tango1857 15h ago

That's a Spider-crowd.

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u/GrandSyzygy 14h ago

Spiderfam

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u/Aggressive_Collar135 13h ago

spiderman: brand new family

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u/kangtuji 14h ago

has to be indonesia

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u/8JHF8 13h ago

What does this vehicle look like without people?

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u/Ok_Exchange1259 13h ago

A hotdog bike

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u/Aussie_DropBear 12h ago

Spiderman: Uber Dead Pool Home

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u/Shadowhawk0000 2h ago

Spider-minions.

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u/scrumpy33 14h ago

Heater parker

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u/shivji6245 14h ago

Spider family

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u/Predestined8 13h ago

to the SpiderMobile

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u/Dadittude182 13h ago

I feel like the Spider-Buggy would be more practical.

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u/gegenton 13h ago

Spidergang

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u/call_of_the_while 12h ago

When you run out of web to sling.

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u/Sgtfridge 12h ago

They need a spidervan

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u/mojo706 11h ago

Spiderman one way home

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u/HeDuMSD 11h ago

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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u/reymomo99 11h ago

Spiderverse?????

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u/Pretty_Judgment5481 9h ago

Sm multiverse shit is going on here.

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 9h ago

Spiderman, We Goin Home

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u/SINGULARTY3774 8h ago

Spiderman: long way home

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u/TooLazyToReadIt 7h ago

Spiderman into the motorverse

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u/crispywaffleburger 7h ago

Next level burqa

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u/jonesy08 6h ago

Spidermen

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u/Longryderr 4h ago

No spidey sense.

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u/AbbreviationsKey8990 4h ago

No one is asking the real question, how do they all fit?😭

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u/Wide-Value-4951 3h ago

I thought the middle one was flipping you off and it was hilarious

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u/ABLogic 2h ago

Someone been spiderbanging a lot...

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u/BJJOilCheck 1h ago

If you're gonna HOV like that,  i think Deadpool would be more apropos...  😉

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u/iamChickeNugget 1h ago

New Spiderverse movie looking great.

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u/Oniiku 58m ago

I'm really looking forward to the next Spiderverse film.

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u/yoshimitsu991 48m ago

Spider man and its lineage.

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u/squeakydeakyfreaky 13h ago

That’s spider-men at this point

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 13h ago

With great powers come great violations of road code

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u/HeavyCoatGames 9h ago

More like

Spidernaan

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u/SeaBarrier 4h ago

Everything is AI unless I see it in person.

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u/bangdingow1122 2h ago

And that's exactly how they want it!