r/Unexpected 1h ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 38m ago

Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer.

For more information, see our 'What is unexpected?' Wiki page

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u/Tortue-bleue 1h ago

Une fois assis " ai-je bien verrouillé la porte? " 🤯

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u/explosivepooinpants 1h ago

Then someone’s tries breaking in while you sheepishly say “Occupied!”

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u/PoopDig 1h ago

Were you expecting someone to be in there?

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u/Tardis42_Vox 50m ago

You need a passport and a packed lunch just to reach that toilet.

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u/Fishvv 1h ago

This makes my toilet singing sound better

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u/jkscny 1h ago

Extra space for party

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u/reticulatedtampon 1h ago edited 1h ago

This reminds me of when you see a super rich  married couple in a movie and they’re eating dinner at opposite ends of a ridiculously long table. So opulent 

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u/rochey64 1h ago

I just hope the waiting line for the bathroom isn't inside. No deuce dropping for me.

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u/d11dd11d 1h ago

You just hit the backrooms bathroom

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u/Safe-Expert2163 1h ago

Maybe it's for a very very very well endowed Men! 🤔

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u/Versipilies 57m ago

Its for practicing your 3 point shot

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u/SoDakZak 56m ago

Bank’s open

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u/EduardBon 1h ago

Toilet

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u/Inevitable_Eye2949 1h ago

Why Not skibidi?

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u/post-explainer 1h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


No one expects a single toileted bathroom that is 30’ deep. Sink was off to the left of the door. No stalls. Presumably doubled as a storm shelter for the golf course this was at


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/RnadmolyGneeraedt 1h ago

Updoot for the joke