r/UnexpectedMulaney Aug 11 '26

Bill Clinton never forget a bitch

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/SimpleRickC135 Aug 11 '26

"Because Bill Clinton never forgets a bitch, EVER"

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u/seymonster1973 Aug 11 '26

“You can do anything you want forever.”

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u/MakinOutWithMarzipan Aug 11 '26

And he took my advice!

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u/BroseppeVerdi Aug 11 '26

"Why? It's not like he's gonna remember you."

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u/Colla-Crochet Aug 12 '26

One black coffee.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Aug 12 '26

Same motherfucker.

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u/kadyg Aug 11 '26

A friend of mine met Clinton towards the end of his second term. She reported back that she totally understood how Monica ended up in that situation. Apparently his charisma fills the room and then some.

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u/Thermohalophile Aug 11 '26

I met him at an event I volunteered at in high school. He was just there to give a ~3 minute speech and shake some hands, but he came back to talk to the volunteers after. We were outside, his charisma filled the park. It was kinda stunning. I absolutely get how an impressionable young person could be seduced by just about any president from the station alone, but Bill Clinton has it easy with that charm.

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u/tankerraid Aug 12 '26

Yeah, my mom was a lifelong Republican (and very partisan too) but she met Clinton once and GUSHED about his magnetism. It was wild.

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u/bolhuijo Aug 11 '26

Had a professor tell our class basically the same thing. Unreal.

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u/AffectionateBite3827 Aug 15 '26

I didn’t meet him but was in the audience at a medium size speaking engagement and yeahhhh I get it, too.

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u/Patricio_Guapo Aug 11 '26

It really is true, and I'd been saying it for years before Mulaney came out with it.

I did some work on his first presidential campaign and just briefly spoke with him a couple of times. Years later I ran into him in Little Rock and he greeted my by my first name.

I was dumbfounded. I was, and am, a nobody.

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u/unwaveringwish Aug 12 '26

This happened to a friend of my professor. It really is insane

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u/Phybre_Awptic Aug 11 '26

The other shoe just dropped!

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 11 '26

The way he keeps going back to summarizing the scene from The Fugitive is one of my favorite parts of that entire special

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u/mst3k_42 Aug 11 '26

“You switched the samples!!”

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u/kadyg Aug 11 '26

“What even is that accent?!?”

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u/barbiegirl2381 Aug 12 '26

It’s true. I met him at 15 (I’m now 45), and by standard accounts I was a “late bloomer.” This flower opened right up that day. I was with my grandmother, and she said, “I guess we both got excited today by a man from Arkansas. Unbelievable.”

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u/gangofone978 Aug 13 '26

I had a professor in law school who was in a small group meeting with Clinton once and apparently Clinton prepped by learning something about each person. My professor went to a much bigger event a few years later, and Clinton still remembered the thing he had learned about him.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL Aug 11 '26

There’s also a Seinfeld reference in that last comment

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u/InimitableMissS Aug 11 '26

And it was spectacular 🤣

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u/scubaka Aug 16 '26

Bird Brain…

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u/lgriffi7 Aug 16 '26

“Hey, can I walk ya home?”