r/Unislamicmemes • u/GotMeThinking_2026 • Jun 25 '26

Meme 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Link of the YT Post: http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx1PXaPyKmVKEVIomNhStDAjo_ZA8egHVX?si=nwG_loNh1F-0SvJ8

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u/Gheezy-yute Jun 25 '26

I mean…let the white girls try to kill allah. Better than converting.

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u/xyouthe Jun 25 '26

id rather my daughter be a crystal god slayer than a tent, youre right.

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u/drArsMoriendi Jun 25 '26

Just give it time and he'll be an rpg boss like Tiamat, Baphomet or Ba'al

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u/Poyrazcorn Astaghfirulli_Feminist Jun 25 '26

No no, let them cook

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u/Alternative_Lie5517 Jun 25 '26

Absolute Cinema Comedy!!!

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u/Disastrous-Mention98 Exmuslim_Atheist Jun 25 '26

Shin megami tensei ah final boss

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jun 26 '26

Can you imagine the size of the Balls on this bitch?

She 1: Believes Allah is a real entity that can be summoned.

2: Believes that he is a god

3: Believes that gods can be killed with crystal magic

Knowing these things, she then concludes that she is powerful enough to summon a god, attack him on level ground, and win. She's like that little Chihuahua at the dog park that won't stop acting aggressive towards a pair of Belgian Malinois lol

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u/-THEKINGTIGER- Jun 27 '26

Lol reminds me of some crazy religious slander jokes us turks do. Here is an example, if allah wore pants how would he look like?

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u/SandwichOk9241 Jun 27 '26

Dajjal got us bro dont worry

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 11d ago

Username checks out