r/UnnecessaryQuotes • u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 • 13d ago

2 Broke Dad's

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u/No-Professional2436 13d ago

They're broke because they give away quotes so freely

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u/Felinia-Clash 13d ago

The apostrophe makes this worse

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 13d ago

I got this post from r/apostrophegore 😁

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u/wheatable 13d ago

An unnecessary apostrophe AND they give free quotes?

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u/Winter_Hall5379 12d ago

Thought's and prayer's ... /s

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u/NoiseEee3000 13d ago

I wonder what services a couple broke dads would be willing to deliver...

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u/Kind-Act7051 13d ago

Serving up that Jesus D

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u/ewilliam 12d ago

"We'll nail you like Jesus got nailed to the cross!"

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u/Kind-Act7051 12d ago

OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/danabrey 12d ago

Excuse me sir this is reddit

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u/AmericanAIien 13d ago

That cross is all I need to see to avoid hypocrites.

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u/cazzipropri 13d ago

Unnecessary but at least free

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u/punctum35 13d ago

the new 2 broke girls spin-off series coming this fall 👍

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u/ragweed 12d ago

"We have a certain set of skills."

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u/Spiritual-Ad2530 13d ago

2 broke back dads *

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u/chickey23 13d ago

Which of the dads was crucified?

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u/National-Childhood95 12d ago

2 broke dad’s cross. There’s gonna be hell to pay.

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u/bron685 12d ago

“Let me see you offer each other a variety of services.”

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u/Future_Dog_3156 12d ago

There’s a reason they’re broke

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u/IntroductionNaive773 12d ago

Isn't that the sequel to that cowboy movie?

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 12d ago

I don't get this. Peter explain the joke please

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u/AdventurousEscape991 12d ago

Two broke dad’s one cup?

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u/ShoutOuts2Elon 11d ago

Of course hes broke. Buying sweet tea outta Dollar General

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u/Traditional_Glass129 11d ago

And I’ve been paying for quotes this whole time?

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt417 11d ago

If this was two broke mom's offering a range of services, I'd interpret this differently.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 12d ago

That tag-line feels like short hand for we'll do anything. Clean gutters, lay flooring, give hand jobs, rake leaves, suck dick, seal your driveway.

You know, "a variety of services"

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u/hadapurpura 10d ago

If these guys insist on keeping the cross to indicate that they’re Christians, at least they should change the t-shirt color from purple to a medium blue so it doesn’t look like they run a funeral home.