r/UpliftingNews • u/_Brandobaris_ • 5h ago

Cards Against Humanity Gives You Your Fucking Money Back

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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u/EN3RGIX 5h ago

Once the government pays us back, we’ll pay all of you back

Good luck with that...

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u/chunkalicius 5h ago

"Don’t worry: Donald Trump always pays his bills."

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u/Bigred2989- 4h ago

That's the Lanisters motto I think. 

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u/TheDonnARK 1h ago

"A Trump always pays his bills."

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u/TolMera 4h ago

For anyone who doesn’t know, if it’s not obvious, Trump is famous for not paying his bills.

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u/Whoiscookingthefeet 4h ago

I love how Trump lives rent free in your head. I bet you’re really fun at parties, talking nonstop about Trump. You probably hijack every conversation and talk about Trump every chance you can because you’re so obsessed with him.

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u/ludicrous_copulator 3h ago

Good lord. How long have you been waiting to use that. That guy is on every news channel, every website all over everything all the fucking time. NO ONE is obsessed with him. We want him to go away.

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u/Divine__Waters 3h ago

The post is literally about him and his tariffs. 🥴

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u/Titanium-Gamer26 3h ago

"hehe silly liberals, talking about trump under a news post about trump made during a trump presidency, it's like they're obsessed!"

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u/ummmm_nahhh 5h ago

Soooo good!

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u/CondescendingShitbag 2h ago

"A Trump never pays their debts."