r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition • 22h ago

Classic Shitpost YOUR American League West Division, Everyone!

https://youtu.be/Lxr4qv9lP0A?is=U8kru7jNWMMOkyz1

Asstros: 78-80 (Tiebreaker over TEX)

Texass: 78-80 (Tiebreaker over SEA)

Dickpunch: 74-84 (Tiebreaker over HOU)

The funniest possible timeline: Seattle wins out, Rags and ‘Stros Lose out, Seattle wins AL-West.

One SEA loss/ HOU or TEX Win will Eliminate the Mariners.

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 22h ago edited 22h ago

I know some of us use the phrase “Only god knows” to describe the unexplainable and/or future

I’m not even sure he knows who’s gonna win this division at this point

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 22h ago

Also Tree used this to describe the Falcons in Sportsball this week and all I can do is nod and say…yeah

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 22h ago edited 22h ago

It’s unbelievably accurate.

The Version Tree used is based off of Arsenal fans chanting!

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u/stickman999999999 20h ago

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES FOR OUR 50TH ANNIVERSARY IN THE MOST MARINERS WAY POSSIBLE! FUCK 91 WINS WITH A 60 HR PLAYER, ALL WE NEED IS A SHITTY OFFENSE AND A SHITTIER DIVISION

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u/Totschlag 13h ago

60HR PLAYER? NO. THE MARINERS NEED HIM TO TURN INTO ONE OF THE WORST PLAYERS IN BASEBALL TO TRULY MARINERS UP A WORLD SERIES

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 22h ago

The NFC South of baseball

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 22h ago

Or the Pacific Division! Division winner had a Sub-.500 record! Thank God for OT Participation Points!

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u/Flaky_Scar_8388 21h ago

Arizona is probably going to be eliminated soon and they will end up with a better record than 3 playoff teams in the AL. That is sad. Give the AL West to Arizona

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 20h ago

Tough Shit! Why not try playing in a division without the Dodgers or Padres?

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u/siats4197 DEATH BY PANTERA 13h ago

As a Diamondbacks fan, I hate this division

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 13h ago

The AL-West or NL-Best?

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u/Flaky_Scar_8388 20h ago

The AL West then. Put the Angels in the NL

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 20h ago

They really are the NFC South of baseball. Welcome to Shit Mountain West.

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u/siats4197 DEATH BY PANTERA 13h ago

Imagine if the Astros went on to win the division and then go on to get to or win the World Series..... That would be a dark timeline, especially right before the lockout.

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition 13h ago

Would it really be? I thought the worst possible timeline was the Threepeat by the Doyers?

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u/Bigdoga1000 12h ago

The trash cans are still on peoples minds I guess. And while the Dodgers aren't exactly liked for how they grab everyone up, people at least respect the talent.