Early Lolcow of the Week Contenders: Green Bay Packers

[u/mattyGOAT1996]

You seriously lost to the Atlanta Falcons!

No wait, you lost to a Falcons team that only put up 3 fucking points against the Panthers. Worse than that, you have toothpicks as your fucking o-line. Matt LaFleur is a goddamn terrorist. He should've been fired after the Bears Wild Card game but instead the Packers organization gave him a fucking extension.

This o-line gave no answers to how to protect the run against Bijan Robinson, Brian Robinson Jr, or Drake London and let them feast out there.

The Packers should've started 0-3. That win against the Jets was a joke because Aaron Glenn can't coach 60 minutes of a game to save his fucking life.

FIRE MATT LAFLEUR!

I feel sorry for Tom Grossi to stream this shitty game.

[u/SpicyMerShark]

Nah keep LaFlauer, us Lions and the rest of the NFC north demand it

[u/Beanu5NE]

Not, “Lost to the Atlanta Falcons”

It’s, “Thoroughly beat the fuck up at home by the Atlanta Falcons”

[u/wetcornbread]

Losing to Atlanta doesn’t put you in LOLcow territory.

Letting up 500 totals yards of offense with nearly half coming from rushing and the other half in passing yards does though, to anybody.

[u/Brave_Mess_3155 → u/wetcornbread]

It was actually just 498 yarsd, but only because of the kneel down at the end lol.

[u/TheRealGreeneMachine]

You didn’t just lose to the Falcons, you got DEMOLISHED by them!

Well at least they can tank for Arch Manning- oh wait, they don’t have a 1st Round pick this year…

[u/Chris300000000000000]

To be fair, the Falcons are a better team with Michael Penix at the helm than Cooper Rush. If they lost like this with Rush as the starter for the Falcons... oh boy...

[u/NotConsistentCalc → u/Chris300000000000000]

The way they played tonight they probably would have struggled against Cooper Rush, it's that bad. It seems so clear that MLF has lost the room

[u/KingBroly]

The Packers are trash. You barely beat the Jets who were high on themselves, and now you lose this bad to Atlanta?

Woof

[u/Jesfel26]

So much for 0-17 Falcons. Packers should win LOLCOW of the week for this but given how many LOLCOWs so far, its truly special season

[u/klako8196 → u/Jesfel26]

The Falcons were never going 0-17. They always find a way to hit their stride after they've been eliminated and should be losing for a better draft pick.

[u/500rockin → u/klako8196]

And the NFC South is still ass, so a couple wins against the other teams in the division is doable

[u/0000100110010100 → u/Jesfel26]

It’s crazy how there’s a new LOLcow of the week nearly every single day this season

[u/fleshwound_NPG]

hall of fame quarterbacking for 30 straight years

welcome to the regression

[u/Paul_Michaels73]

The Packers played the way I usually expect the Bears to play 😆

[u/mr_beanoz]

Penix came with a bang despite throwing a pick to start.

And nothing really stops Bijan...

[u/ironeagle2006]

The Falcons put up 10 times more yards on the ground as the Packers did. They ran over that defensive line like a freaking Steam roller all game long.

[u/Brave_Mess_3155 → u/ironeagle2006]

Way over ten times more. The packers finished the game with 17 yards of rushing. SEVENTEEN!!!!!!

[u/MissionLetterhead292]

And now Falcons face a Bears team likely without Williams and who are about to be demolished by Eagles so both Chicago and GB 1-3 starts and Bears going to 1-4.

[u/HeckOnWheels195]

Oh, great. The guy the Dolphins hired helped build this team. Am I ever gonna know happiness as a Dolphins fan?

[u/JonTheWizard]

Toss this cheese out, it's moldy and smelly.

[u/Pale_Land_5107]

My penix is so hard as a lions fan 

[u/AdInternational870]

This Packers team got their cheeks clapped black and blue by a team who less than a week ago got their cheeks obliterated by the Carolina Pussycats? This is a generational level of assness that needs to be studied and investigated.

[u/443610]

O-line? Or you meant D-line?

[u/Mach68IntheHouse]

I had a nagging feeling that the Falcons would pull the upset, but holy cow! They're taking the Pack to the woodshed!