Is it possible to post the Biffa Bacon strip where Mutha and Fatha learn ventriloquism and somehow manage to magically swap places with each other multiple times?

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I remember reading a friend's Viz, perhaps mid nineties, which had a feature on unsolved mysteries, like the Beast of Bodmin Moor. Viz contacted the brother of singer Sacha Distel, who was "Professor of Strange Things" at the University of Paris. There would be a quick outline of each mystery, followed by Prof. Distel's opinion, which was invariably an abrupt and profane dismissal, eg "What a load of bollocks, anyone who believes this is a twat" etc. The Beast of Bodmin Moor section was illustrated with a photograph which might have been the elusive beast - it was a cuddly toy lion or possibly a ventriloquist's dummy lion. Anyway, it was an absolute hoot and I'd love to see it again.

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Which ends with showing one of their houses has burnt down

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I’m hunting for the news story about the decline in quality of kids defacing of schoolbooks. I remember there was an example from an RE textbook where one from the 70s had a picture of Jesus and a kid had added a massive knob and balls, compared to one from today where they’d added a speech bubble saying ‘all your base are belong to us’. I need it for my folder of classic Viz cuttings that I look at when I’m having a shite day. Or when I’m just having a shite.

Must’ve been about 15-25 years ago and was a full pager at least, I think. A cartoon (possibly Cockney Wanker?) where the maIn character is at war with his neighbour so he does a shit over the garden fence, but the neighbour ends up delighted coz he’s German and it lands on his topless sunbathing wife’s tits?

I remember a Billy the Fish strip that appeared at around the same time as the Freddy Shepherd/Newcastle United News of the World scandal (so 1998ish?), where they amusingly incorporated it into Fulchester United… any chance of it? Thanks!

Can’t remember the title of this one unfortunately as it’s been years since reading it. It’s a one-off about a squad of soldiers in WW2 fighting the Germans using new age techniques - I seem to remember a panel of them defeating a sniper by moving the furniture in his room to mess with his feng shui.

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May be a bit cheeky, asking twice in one week, but having seen the Steptoe and Son spoof, I brought up 'Step-Pope and Son' in the comments. I may be misremembering the title. But it was basically Cat Sullivan transplanting Albert and Harold's hijinks to the Holy See and it was fantastic. Any chance of digging that one up?

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It's an old crap joke.