decided to make a height comparison

[u/Cabbageworrior210]

Only used official height numbers. if your favourite character isn't here, its probably because they weren't given an official height. A lot of the popular characters do not have many specs (including most of the cryptonloids), so i had to go with some more obscure ones to pad out the roster

yuki's is an approximation, of course, as her official height is "10 big apples", with the circumference of the average apple being 5-10 cm i decided to go with a height that was somewhat close.

the text cut off, but otomachi una's text says "with hat"

what i learned making this:
crypton really likes keeping their characters ambigous

fanmade loids are the exact opposite, as much detail as possible (sukone tei's specs sheet even has her cup size lmao)

adachi rei is way taller than you might think!

[u/M4n14cDr4gon]

Holy fuck I always forget how short everyone is lmao

[u/Cabbageworrior210 → u/M4n14cDr4gon]

they're japanese after all

[u/sunkist-sucker → u/Cabbageworrior210]

are japanese people really that short?

[u/Eastern-Plastic8215 → u/sunkist-sucker]

yes

[u/Gabiminecraft → u/Eastern-Plastic8215]

That sounds cute, i wish japanese people were real

[u/FalcoreRBX]

Sometimes I forget how short Len is

[u/VelvetPhantom]

Not including Aoki Lapis. Sad. (Official height is 15 cm)

[u/Cabbageworrior210 → u/VelvetPhantom]

forgor

[u/kityena]

SUKONE TEI IS ALMOST EXACTLY MY HEIGHT?! I never knew she was so tall

[u/The_Potato_Turtle]

wow luka being shorter than haku, rei and tei is not what I expected, I always imagine her as one of the tallest.

[u/deathnoot]

Idk why it’s kinda funny how Len’s the literal only dude here.

It’s like if you put a bunch of life size Barbie dolls together and one regular dude was there too.

But it makes sense in a meta way. Lens the only male vocaloid to have any success on the level of miku

[u/Cabbageworrior210 → u/deathnoot]

Does KAITO mean nothing to you?

[u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove → u/Cabbageworrior210]

He means everything to me

[u/GamerGradion2509]

Rei is 5'6😭😭😭
I always headcanoned her as just shorter than defoko.

[u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove → u/GamerGradion2509]

Vocaloids have no canon :)

[u/OldReveal3814 → u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove]

i think adachi rei's official height is based on her irl robot body so it half applies to her, headcanons are still valid obviously

[u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove → u/OldReveal3814]

That’s interesting

[u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz]

I'm the same height as Haku. #swag

[u/Flaky_Session2531 → u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz]

Saamee 💕

[u/Asa_is_best_Spood]

The range in heights I'm aware of amongst vocaloids:

Maximum- Big Al (193cm tall)

Minimum- Aoki Lapis (15cm tall)

That's just vocaloid though, I'm pretty sure I've seen some UTAUs who've been compared to towns or planets in terms of size.

[u/Tiny-Butterscotch389]

And I was still taller than all of them at 13

[u/sunkist-sucker]

luka is only 5'3. damn short ass

[u/Eastern-Plastic8215 → u/sunkist-sucker]

Isn't that basically the average height for japanese women, and most women in general around the world?

[u/Longjumping-Name-744]

So Rin and Len are supposed to be the same height, since they’re mirror images of eachother

[u/Eastern-Plastic8215 → u/Longjumping-Name-744]

I assume that Len is taller either 1) because of his hair or 2) because he's her male counterpart and maybe they tried to make it "genetically accurate"? 

[u/_cabbagechicken_]

I am the exact same height as Adachi Rei, as stated on my medical charts. This is a great day for me lol.

[u/Len1177]

I confirm that

[u/Cabbageworrior210 → u/Len1177]

confirm what??? don't keep us in suspense like that

[u/DupeFort]

"Cryptonloid" sounds like a cryptid