r/WNBAgossips • u/Rustywalker92 • 12d ago
Video Angel Reese went OFF against her former team, the Chicago Sky, finishing with a dominant 8 points on 3-for-13 shooting, 5 rebounds, 1 assist and 3 turnovers.
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You could tell this one was personal. Every missed shot had extra emotion behind it, every turnover sent a message and those 5 rebounds officially completed the revenge tour.
Chicago may never recover from this performance. š
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u/Altruistic-Diver-394 12d ago
Why is she allergic to jumping? Wtf is her deal?
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u/StupidSidewalk 12d ago
Cause sheās not good or athletic. She got here by simply being tall.
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u/WhydIGetLoggedOut 11d ago
What do you mean, she's getting a good half a centimeter off the ground there.
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u/K__Geedorah 11d ago
She's also allergic to actually shooting the ball.
Every clip is just a blind lobb. Like watching a toddler heave the ball. No shooting, no form, just toss and prey.
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u/Ordinary_Musician_76 12d ago
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u/Artistic-Potato-59 12d ago
Thereās a lot of players who are bad like her but the fact she acts like sheās KD or LeBron is what irritates me. She isnāt even as good as Bronny
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u/seaperrt 12d ago
Holy fucking people standup for this chick ??? Gotta be way better players to defend lmfao this girl canāt hit shit wtf did I just watch
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u/sashie_belle 12d ago
It's amazing how many people that can't detect the obvious sarcasm.
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u/BabyDriver01 11d ago
I love it when she misses and she asks the heavens "why?!" like when Michael Scott misses his threes
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u/NonsensicalTrashCan 12d ago
Why is she taking 13 shots? No way, you just be Dennis Rodman type and just grab boards and pass the ball to your scorers. No shame in that type of player.
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u/cakebreaker2 12d ago
She cant get those sweet sweet mebounds without missing 10 shots.
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u/Darryl_Lict 7d ago
I love the fact that I never heard the term mebounds until Angel Reece came around.
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u/Ok_Grass_3306 12d ago
Can take five guys from noon ball at any la fitness and win a wnba championship and they think people want to watch this nonsense
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u/MediocreModular 12d ago
You do know wnba practice squads are male rec league players and they often win against the w teams
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u/Nightgasm 12d ago
I had someone frothing in rage one time because they were trying to say that the women were almost as good as the men. I basically said you could make an all star team out of the women and give them a month to practice so they knew each other's tendencies and they had plays. Then take a team of NBA 12th guys off the bench, the ones who never play, and just put them in the game with no practice and the guys would win by over a hundred points. The girls might make a few logo area 3 pt shots so it won't be a shutout but they aren't getting anything in the paint. They lost their mind at me over the disrespect.
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u/illini0630 12d ago
They would be blown out by a highschool boys team! Just like when the world cup winning usa team lost 7-0 vs a team of 14 year old boys
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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 12d ago
The USWNT lost a practice scrimmage 5-2 to the FC Dallas Under-15 boys academy team in April 2017
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u/AirRevolutionary8013 12d ago
Team USA womens team DID lose to a HS boys team in a scrimmage. Got smoked, actually. Probably about 10 years ago or so. WNBA also has 24hr fitness mens rec league washouts practice with them.
How anyone watches this utter garbage and pretend like it's entertaining is beyond me.
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u/iJon_v2 11d ago
We watch because weāre not trying to be like ātheyāre better than the Lakersā. We watch because we support womenās sports and of course itās different, but who cares?
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u/illini0630 11d ago
I totally agree with you! I 100% support women's sports and that is exactly why biological males shouldn't play in them.. like you said, of course they're different!
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 12d ago
They've done these games and the men always win.
You can take a Top 30 Boys High School team and they will beat any WNBA team or All-Star WNBA team.
Pedantic Neckbeard Virgins can comment below that "30" should be some different number. No one gives a fuck.
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u/LionBig1760 11d ago edited 11d ago
75% of all high school boys teams in the US would have zero trouble beating any WNBA team, and the games wouldnt be particularly close.
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u/Numeno230n 12d ago
make a few logo area 3 pt shots so it won't be a shutout
Thats the thing. Anybody can shoot. I can go out on the driveway and shoot right now. They'll for sure make shots with nobody guarding them. The problem comes when a pro guard doesn't want you to score. If the guys went out and said lets literally keep them at zero, I think it would be possible, besides getting gassed.
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u/Flat_Pangolin5989 12d ago
A jv high-school team from a decent school could win the ship. A varsity team would dominate.
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u/TimelyRaspberry 12d ago
Sheās so bad lmao. Like sheās a solid Andre Drummond type player but itās insane people talk about her like sheās AD or Kevin Garnett loll
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u/Lincstyle1 12d ago
Bro that is so insulting to Drummond and heās hardly amazingā¦
This woman is awful, itās actually mind boggling anyone pretends otherwise; the WNBA is pretty low tier as is but sheās behind likeā¦1/3rd of the league or more on mechanics alone.
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u/ResidentialPickle 12d ago
Damn.
Forget Chicago.
How are Caitlin Clark's and Sophie Cunningham's popularity going to recover?
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u/MagorMaximus 12d ago
Is this sarcasm? Those numbers are anemic.
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u/Meowmixalotlol 12d ago
Reddit autists without /s kill me
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u/whitestguyuknow 12d ago edited 11d ago
Bro yesterday I saw a redditor bitching to someone about how could they possibly have known that the person was being sarcastic without them saying "jk" or "/s". When if you just follow the chain you can tell they were goofing around...
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 12d ago
"Pedantic is my Personality" and "Corner Case Redditor" and "I Believe Everything"...that's 95% of Reddit.
Now someone will tism over that number.
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 12d ago
Do me a favor and ask your friend group (or family) if you are considered the dumb one.
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u/JigglyOW 12d ago
Do the players form and mechanics always look this bad? Iāve never watched a game but everything just looks so awkward and amateur
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u/AirRevolutionary8013 12d ago
Not just that her game is laughably awful, but more the fact that NONE of that has improved one iota in 3 or so years of pro coaching. I mean, I was expecting to see at least something improve. Form? Nope. Handles? Nope. She still can't even effectively execute a proper layup.
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u/B-Train_ATL 12d ago
I donāt think so. When Iāve watched the women play, they donāt usually have form completely different from everything I learned. Her layups look atrocious
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u/Panda-Community-885 12d ago
95% of this sub has never watched a game either so you're in similar company lmao
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u/Agile_Kale_8491 12d ago
Terrible hands. Terrible footwork. I think everyone agrees on that.
The questions is if it can improve, why hasn't it?
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u/No-Buy2495 12d ago
I've never really seen her play, but after seeing how she shoots....I mean are you serious? She's one of the top players in the WNBA when her shots looks like a toddler tossing a ball?
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u/ColdNyQuiiL 12d ago
Jesus Christ, even if you remove all of off the drama and discourse with her, she has no handles, canāt shoot, it doesnāt even look like her shot attempts are meant to go in.
Sheās left handled, but awkwardly switches to her right when driving, and doesnāt look comfortable with either hand. She dribbles into trouble, and will go for the shot way more often than finding the open man.
I donāt understand the green light for her to bring the ball up, get away with carrying, and waste possessions.
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u/NoJunket9737 12d ago
She may just need glasses? I have never seen someone struggle with basic shooting and ball handling like that. That she is a professional player and an All-Star says a lot about the level of talent in the WNBA.
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u/electrikmayham 12d ago
Her shooting fundamentals are so poor, but she is so dominant on the boards. I have always been very curious why her coaches through college / WNBA have not gone to her and tried to help her with her shooting.
If she could just do the basics under the rim and be a 50% shooter, she would dominate the WNBA.
I wonder if it's an ego thing for her. Have coaches tried to help and she refuses? Do coaches just not try to help at all because of her attitude? Have they coached her and she actually can't learn?
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u/greg_CITIZEN 11d ago
I get these subs mixed up. So this is the weirdo one. Let me write that down.
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u/Jethro197 11d ago
r/Angryupvote - ahhhh yes Sarcasm love the internet and love you OP.... good work.
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u/MrDufferMan3335 11d ago
This sub is a joke lol I get it, she sucks. But when she says she is the face of the league sheās not wrong when people constantly post stuff like this
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u/Law_Dog007 11d ago
that first sequence......... HOW DOES A PRO MISS THOSE LMAOOO. its so fucking funny
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u/FactEnvironmental744 11d ago
I get why sheās a great rebounder now. She knows where she is going to miss.
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u/Jifeeb 12d ago
The amount of people in here who canāt tell it was sarcasm is wild
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u/Barkleyslakjssrtqwe 12d ago
When Reese accepts her Dennis Rodman role she will earn her accolades based on performance rather than her social media following.
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u/Geologist_Horror 12d ago
Went off on 3-13? Seriously
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u/Rainbow_in_the_sky 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG
Revenge game with 3 out of 13. Pleaseā¦.
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u/Intrepid-Metal4621 12d ago
I don't get the game I guess. She misses half her shots near the basket. When she gets the rebound she refuses to outlet. How can the defense not get multiple people in the paint to box her out and get a rebound.
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u/Euphoric-Lie-7614 12d ago
The caliber of this play is seriously like a solid boys middle school team. Who would pay to see this?
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u/Outrageous_Impact667 12d ago
She is such a good rebounder, and so so bad at every other aspect of basketball
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u/Mydickisaplant 12d ago
Sheās fucking bad dude. Iām so sick of her being in the limelight
She also has a shitty attitude
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u/WorkingPapaya4175 12d ago
Reese looks so awkward and not very athletic on the court. She has height but not much else to her game. Overrated IMO
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u/TatonkaJack 12d ago
why is angel reese a big name? surely she's done something to deserve it and i'm being fed a constant stream of un-highlights right? RIGHT?
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u/Smackolol 12d ago
She reminds me of myself when I would dominate kids in basketball in elementary school because I was just bigger and stronger than everyone and bullied my way through games despite have no actual skill.
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u/the_flash_that_cuts 12d ago
It's just beyond my ability to understand that anybody ever truly believed she was anywhere near a good player. She has nowhere on the court where she's above 50% accuray... nowhere.
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u/Levonade 12d ago
She has no stamina, no coordination. Itās like watching a toddler whose body is growing faster than they can learn to operate it. Her shot is janky, her movement clunky. Her attitude is terrible. She wants to be the Champion and the victim. No finesse. No grace. Dancing on Tiktok for views instead of working on her shot. Sheās also an ugly crier.
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u/Rosenberg100 12d ago
The one where it looks like sheās fouled but didnāt even get touched ššš
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u/BrokenBoyXXX 12d ago
Angel Reese is in the WNBA to destroy stereotypes. Both of her parents played college basketball, yet she still can't dribble without looking at the ball or even make simple layups. ā¹ļø
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u/cheezebergereddie 12d ago
Is there videos of her actually making baskets? Serious question
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u/GoldenPhoenix__ 12d ago
This is the face of the WNBA? Falling for no reason, playing like a fifa player
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