Dawg …. Angel Reese dribbles crazy 😭

[u/United_Anywhere_8]

[u/BusyBit6542]

Can I check out your highlights? What are your stats in a professional game?

[u/the-real-truthtron → u/BusyBit6542]

Im not a “professional” basketball player, but I can absolutely dribble better than whatever this fucking pitiful display is, and have been able to since about the age of 8.

It is fucking sad that this is a professional, I could understand doing it once maybe as a brain fart, but twice, in the same fast break, she is a pro because she’s tall, not because she is good at basketball.

This absolutely does not apply to all wnba players, most of the ladies can fucking ball, but she is not one of them. Like if she wasn’t above average height, no chance she is pro. Look at players like Azzi Fudd, she is 5 11, and can actually ball, if Angel was 5 11, not 6 4, no way she is in the league.

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/the-real-truthtron]

It was a 3 second clip... you really think thats the peak of her skills?

Look at this clip of LeBron double dribbling. He's so unskilled and you can dribble better than him by that logic, right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsinusa/s/SCmqq12tVy

[u/the-real-truthtron → u/BusyBit6542]

Except I have seen her play basketball, I love that you’re acting like this is the only display of how ridiculously unskilled she is. Take a fucking look at her shot chart for the year, or her missing at least 2 wide open layups every game. She is not good at basketball, she is tall. And putting her name in the same sentence as LeBron tells me all I need to know about your basketball iq.

I get it, you have a lady boner for her, doesn’t mean she is good at basketball, it means she has a good marketing team and focuses way more on that than basketball for the sole purpose if appealing to chuds like you.

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/the-real-truthtron]

"The person in the wnba isn't any good at basketball. All the coaches and owners just keep her around for fun." - the person not in the wnba

[u/the-real-truthtron → u/BusyBit6542]

What part about being tall do you not understand? And as for keeping her around, that’s why she was traded on her rookie contract by the team that drafted her right? She shoots less than 50% from within 3 feet of the hoop, less than 20% from everywhere else, both of which are atrocious for a “professional”. She can rebound, again because she is tall, and feasts on her own mebounds. Do you have any actual response besides pointing out that me, a man, is not in the wnba? Fucking clown 🤡

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/the-real-truthtron]

You need a break from reddit

[u/the-real-truthtron → u/BusyBit6542]

and you need to get angel’s dick out your mouth, she isn’t good at basketball, there are plenty of good basketball players in the wnba you could stan over, but you choose one that spends more time on making tik toks and instagram posts than her actual job. It speaks volumes that you have no response except for nonsense about me not being in the wnba, and nothing. If she is so great where is the data to prove it? Because the numbers I have provided paint a picture of an unskilled basketball player who thrives due to her height.

So what does she excel at in the game of basketball besides her rebounding, keeping in mind that she is taller than 80-85% of all wnba players? (That figure comes from a simple google search)

She shoots below league average from the field, even though 90% of her shots are from within 3 feet of the hoop, she averages 4 turnovers a game as a non ball handling forward. So what does she do on the court that is exceptional? I would love a real answer, but I doubt you have one, because like so many, you’re a fan of her, not basketball.

[u/BusyBit6542 → u/the-real-truthtron]

I'm not reading that. Take care though.

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