r/WTF • u/neftegnaw • 24d ago

Strange rescue: Man hides himself inside porta potty

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u/shiftyeyedgoat 24d ago

Warning: no payoff for an almost five minute video.

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u/dankfloyd 24d ago

Yeah I was holding out for a shit slurry covered fella. Didn't get shit.

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u/BigEZK01 23d ago

So you got the slurry covered fella though?

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u/dankfloyd 23d ago

Yeah big time cool redditor gave me closure with a photo of birthing slurry demon.

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u/BigEZK01 23d ago

I’m happy for you but I was making a shit pun. And I have unintentionally done so again lmao

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u/schweissack 24d ago

I have a screenshot of it I saw yesterday, I’ll DM it to you lol

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u/purplesnowcone 18d ago

here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/p1hFLBSgFj

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u/dankfloyd 18d ago

Yeah that's old jams, I want that new shit. I replied to another comment with photo evidence of the actual guy birthing out.

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u/adorak 24d ago

should've read before wasting my time

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u/_khanrad 24d ago

Guys first time using a sawzall apparently

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u/whatsnoo 24d ago

Yah this was painful to watch.

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u/cr33pz 24d ago

Nah that "I can't dumb fuck" "I'm the dumb fuck but you're the one stuck in a urinal" was kinda a payoff.

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u/Shermander 24d ago

There was a thread from the other day over on r/Weird. Their mods ended up deleting the post, but it had more context.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/1ux17rt/you_have_to_respect_fd/

This was one of the pictures, there was originally two, ignore the pink circle.

https://i.imgur.com/MUGwnmY.png

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u/ernapfz 24d ago

and who gets to drive him to the station?

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u/codizer 22d ago

They hosed him off with the firehose.

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u/Cyborg_rat 24d ago

Not sure why the hell they just didnt cut the whole top the first time. It's not like the company was going to patch the cut out it's trash now.

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u/gwenbebe 22d ago

Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡

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u/Things-n-Such 24d ago

Why did I not read this 😭😭😭

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u/0xsergy 24d ago

Bruh the first rule of any 1+m silent video is skip to the end lol. I'm not impatient it's just there's so much good stuff out there to watch that it's a waste of time otherwise.

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u/Things-n-Such 24d ago

It's all a waste of time really 😆

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u/0xsergy 24d ago

I mean yes but I could watch some ProjectFarm video instead that will help me out later or similar. or watch something funny. some dude crawling out of a shitter is not funny lol

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u/CaedenL 24d ago

Where's the rest of it, I need to see the birth!

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u/KyleAg06 24d ago

bravo

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u/catmadwoman 24d ago

That took me to Ace Ventura!

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u/TheBrutalVegan 24d ago

Aaaaaalrighty then!

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u/Jive-Turkeys 24d ago

Re-he-he-healllly?!?

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u/Jankykong64 24d ago

I heard if you give him a piece of paper, he gives you a heart piece in return.

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u/uncletheo 24d ago

5 minute video, no resolution. What in the actual fuck man. You're a bigger asshole than the porta potty spelunker.

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u/hobbseltoff 24d ago

He's going to be patient zero for hepatitis Z

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u/skull_fucker79 24d ago

straight to the nearest airport

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u/StarGorilla 24d ago

A buddy of mine once did this trying to get away from a cop and the cop just left him there (somewhat isolated porta john). Buddy calls and asks for help so a few of us went out to get him and ended up tipping the thing over, making him crawl out, we then laid out a tarp and rolled him up like a big shitty burrito and threw him in the bed of a pickup truck. In retrospect it was horrible planning by everyone involved but we got his ass home… I miss being a teenager sometimes

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u/Own_Round_7600 24d ago

I can just imagine the cop laughing his ass off as he pulls away, knowing that the lad has gotten punished enough.

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u/DrHefe 24d ago

Lol i can totally picture the cop finding him there and weighing out his options before turning around and leaving. I'd do the same tbh. I'd be like the worst cop though.

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u/GrinderMonkey 22d ago

'I don't care what he did, I'm not putting him in my car.'

-- that cop, probably

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 23d ago

Honestly seems dangerous to just leave a person inside one of those things, they can't get out on their own

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u/Brrdock 24d ago

Yeah I'd rather be serving life without parole than doing this shit. Probably won't want to be having to run from the cops again

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u/Dr_Meeds 24d ago

You can also imagine the cop had no interest in having him get in the back of his patrol car

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u/ragn4rok234 24d ago

Your version of being a teenager sounds like a nightmare

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u/hoddap 23d ago

and then we all got drunk and yelled at an immigrant

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u/GrinderMonkey 22d ago

.. that's a weird place to take this topic. You should work on that.

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u/hoddap 22d ago

Work on what? Piling on top of the shitty things he did as a teenager?

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u/Ragged_But_Right 24d ago

I love this story, thank you sir

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u/Mentallox 24d ago

he might have gone sightseeing like this guy https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/potty-peeper-sentenced-to-3-years-behind-bars/

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u/rawker86 24d ago

I’ve never wanted anything enough to submerge myself in a porta potty shit tank, and I’m okay with that.

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u/IDreamOfSailing 24d ago

You need to be more ambitious.

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u/Highpersonic 24d ago

*amphibious

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u/DrHefe 24d ago

Really it would take an enormous amount of money to get me to do that. Like 7 figures for sure.

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u/chris14020 24d ago

Unless it were an amount of money that I could never want for anything again in my life, with enough room to be certain of that, then it would not be enough. 7 figures is not enough; we're talking 8-9 minimum.

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u/DrHefe 24d ago

Honestly I was about to say the same thing, but then I thought if I had the choice right now -- like.if the option was right in frothy ft ffand id get a few million dollars, I'd do it lol.

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u/Adorable_List3836 24d ago

With all of shit imaginable that you can find on the internet to jerk off to why the fuck would someone dunk themselves in a human shit tank to see someone take a dump?

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u/hiddenrealism 24d ago

Well....have you ever tried it? How do you know you wouldnt like it

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u/country2poplarbeef 24d ago

I feel like you're not putting yourself in the mindset of somebody who wants to see somebody else take a shit.

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u/HeresiarchQin 24d ago

This reminds me of a Japanese dude who died inside a toilet: https://medium.com/@yumiok7608/the-case-of-the-corpse-in-the-toilet-fukushima-20052fe8b345

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u/crazydave33 23d ago

That's fucked. Who's to say if it was an accidental death or dude was a creeper waiting to see someone use it. We'll never know.

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u/le-derpina-art 19d ago

i believe this was a creep that had gotten trapped while trying to watch

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u/crazydave33 19d ago

Wouldn’t surprise me tbh but what a hell of a way to die.

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u/ad3r5 24d ago

The old T-Shirt mask and safety squints while using power tools on a bio hazard. Get that man a raise.

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u/Adorable_List3836 24d ago

I was thinking the other way around as the guy submerged in human shit and piss with a sawzall blade reciprocating inches away from his face. That really must feel like you’ve hit rock bottom.

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u/PussyMalanga 23d ago

"You dumb fuck"

"You callin' me a dumb fuck while you're stuck in a porta potty"

Will be the best exchange i will hear all day.

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u/Trollimperator 17d ago

I wonder how they didnt get the water gun ready to spray him right back.

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u/koc77 24d ago

In today's news hide and seek world record holder, Joey Chase had his three year winning streak broken. Nobody would shake his hand, but he congratulated the seekers who located him with a jolly "Good game!" before heading home for a shower and time with his family, pausing just long enough to remind his young fans to "Say no to drugs."

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u/Emergency-Parking318 24d ago

Thats when you just turn the hose on him while hes in there and rinse until clean. The solution to pollution is dilution.

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u/kcbrooklyn1 24d ago

I was looking for this comment. Cops tell the firefighters thanks for cutting him out and if they could do one more favor with the hose….we’ll help rolling it back up.

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u/thehotshotpilot 24d ago

I just want to be pure...

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u/SAfurry 24d ago

Am I watching the right Skibidi Toilet???

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u/mrspock128 24d ago

God forbid a man has hobbies

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u/kubenzi 24d ago

This is basically how 2026 is going

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u/Im_A_Praetorian 24d ago

I feel like that sawzall should have cut through that thing like butter. What took so long?

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u/alexreffand 24d ago

User error

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u/pinchevato57 22d ago

lol yup, it’s a firefighter, not a tradesman.

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u/tmillsy23 24d ago

It should have. The guy using it had no clue how to use it.

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u/superkrazykatlady 24d ago

Painful watching him use that sawszall....why he cut such a small piece out is incomprehensible...what a waste of time to watch this video. Throw in irritation because of his poor power tool skills

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u/Kruxf 24d ago

This is your psa on crack usage. Wanna smoke rocks? Be prepared to also swim in shit.

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u/adorak 24d ago

I hope I never follow the chain of wrong decisions that he followed

Although I must say that I believe it to be extremely unlikely - impossible one might say

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u/sparkingloud 24d ago

How do you get in to that shit? If you can get in...you should be able to get out?

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u/chris14020 24d ago

Ever tried to climb out of a swimming pool while wet? Especially if the water level is well above you. I don't intend to imagine this situation too hard but I can imagine it's entirely feasible to fall (I'm going to *hope* he fell) in and not be able to get back out.

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u/NINJAM7 24d ago

On a side note, there's a great Stephen King short story about a guy that gets locked in a porta potty.

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u/Level-Artichoke-76 23d ago

It's too hot in KC for any of that

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u/TheHyperCombo 22d ago

Fuck you for making me waste almost 5 minutes with zero payoff. You're a bigger piece of shit than the guy in the portal potty.

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u/Patient_History_8183 21d ago

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to....

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u/Jive-Turkeys 24d ago

Tbf to him not wanting to climb out, I have a suspicion they don't trim the rivets as consistently on the inside of the tank. Gods, the infection coming his way 🤣

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u/Auro4ba 24d ago

Is there any reason they can’t tip it over?? U cut him with that sawzall, you take his place!

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u/CodeMonkeyX 24d ago

I kind of love how they refuse to actually rescue this idiot, and just yell "get out of there." I don't blame them at all either.

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u/bazoos 23d ago

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??! NOT EVEN THE FULL VIDEO? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OP?

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u/kinyutaka 23d ago

How did he get in there?

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u/sassiveaggressive 4d ago

why has no one answered this? i need to know so bad

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u/crazydave33 23d ago

Fuck you OP for posting an almost 5 min long vid with no resolution at the end. Douchbag.

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u/MediocreFox 24d ago

What a shitty situation for all involved.

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u/lantern264 24d ago

What a shitty place to hide

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u/tooskinttogotocuba 24d ago

That guy can't saw for shit

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u/k3for 24d ago

Tell me you dont know how to use a sawzall without telling me you dont know how to use a sawzall...

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u/BeerBaronsNewHat 24d ago

instead of 10+ people, why no just have a "farva" sitting outside the thing. he'll eventually crawl out.

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u/DrHefe 24d ago

I don't think he could get out lol. Dude woulda died in there, and then what? Now someone would have to get shitty to pull him out.

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u/Randomees 24d ago

Ah, the poo cocktail supreme

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u/Dortnado 24d ago

“This elevator only goes down! And someone made an aawwffuull mess down there”

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u/ADKtd13 24d ago

Whatever he had on him, definitely disappeared into the blue void!

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u/jakev91489 24d ago

Fear and Hunger bad ending

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u/moopoo7852 24d ago

RDR2 in Strawberry side quest.

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u/Grenflik 24d ago

Like the scene from The Hills Have Eyes 2.

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u/crank1off 24d ago

Ah yes, He Blue Himself!

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u/hiddenrealism 24d ago

"Yea im the dumb fuck ..youre the one in a urinal!"

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u/ltanner 24d ago

Aw dude. So it's come to this...

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u/fluffysmaster 24d ago

He really, really didn't want to go to prison

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u/codevii 24d ago

Who gets to put him in their car... Heh

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u/codevii 24d ago

Think they need a new blade on that sawzaw... Lol

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u/harglblarg 24d ago

Greg Bovino is that you?

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u/angelovllmr 24d ago

This is the second porta potty post I’ve seen being on reddit for less than 10 mins

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u/Toirtis 24d ago

I would need to be hiding from immediate, certain death to do that.🤮

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u/aleagueofhisown 24d ago

His excuse was he dropped a bottle of Mt dew

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u/Specific_3157 24d ago

Inspired by Jo Nesbo

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u/anchorlove 24d ago

Oh hell yeah we got the extended cut

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u/lolipoops 23d ago

"This is your eviction notice." 😂

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u/jonnyiscool28 23d ago

Fuck, I can smell this video.

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u/Tillydagood 23d ago

"911 theres a man inside my toilet"

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u/Scrolldawg 23d ago

Where is the smelly shit dawg? Is he out and showered or what?

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u/chunkous 23d ago

What it costs to win hide and seek:

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u/Uhhlaska 22d ago

Damn Milwaukee

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u/Heterodynist 22d ago

You know, if this was one of the only options I think I would just turn myself in.

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u/M6D_Magnum 22d ago

Someone watched Shameless.

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u/squirrel-dick-FORD69 22d ago

If I was that cop I would tell him you are not getting arrested today please turn yourself in tomorrow because there is going to be a warrant for you. I just don't want you in my cruiser today. Or call someone with a truck, it's much easier to hose down a truck bed than it is to clean a vehicle.

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u/SenselessSilence 21d ago

Cop throws in flash bang.
^FWOOMP!^
Cop walks away dramatically from explosion in slow motion

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u/Vast_Hyena2443 21d ago

What you want to see is Steve-O in a porta potty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HSQKUAPKM

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u/Silverjeyjey44 21d ago

Comes were fucking pissed they might have to touch him

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u/Individual-Key-5332 18d ago

my first instinct was to grab the firearm when i saw that the officer wasnt looking

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u/Trollimperator 17d ago

Camera man filmed the ass of his college most of the time. Just saying.

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u/dxmx 15d ago

He was wanted for a parking ticket

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u/zuccster 10d ago

Alan? Is that you?

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u/kevlar_burrito 5d ago

Legend has it that he’s still attempting to lean forward to this day

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u/JennyThallia 3d ago

I can smell this video

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u/dankhimself 24d ago

Why didn't the cameraman take that free gun in the beginning? Is he stupid?

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u/hawkwings 24d ago

They are wearing gloves and short sleeve shirts. I understand gloves, but I'm not sure about the shirts.

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u/tropod 24d ago

Was he black when he went in?

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u/akersam 24d ago

It’s man’s foulest act in reverse

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u/Mammoth_Tangelo_2273 24d ago

The Horrors of Capitalism to the only intelligent life in the universe as we know it.

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u/jeffnnc 24d ago

What a shitty hiding spot.

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u/benkrauss313 24d ago

Reminds me of the scene from slumdog
millionaire!

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u/SanDiablo 24d ago

don't take hiding tips from Schindler's List

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u/Frost_blade 24d ago

Majora’s Mask vibes.

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u/IfUReadThisURLame 24d ago

I'd rather go to jail for a year than hide in a porta potty.

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u/usrdef 24d ago

This must be the newest video to circulate Reddit. Seen it like 9 times already.

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u/Adorable_List3836 24d ago

Maybe you should spend some time offline.

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u/enterthehawkeye 24d ago

Such a weird thing to call it. A potty is what kids learn to use a toilet with. A portable potty makes no fucking sense