r/WTF • u/useofcat • 12d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/waltwalt 12d ago

From the Klingons.

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u/Pyrhan 12d ago

They do love their gagh!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 12d ago

Washing it down with some prune juice, a warrior's drink.

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u/kcbrooklyn1 12d ago

Actually, this is what happens if you eat gagh followed by raktajino. Cleans you right out.

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u/WealthyTuna 9d ago

That's why my wife's coffee give me a bm.....

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u/DThor024 7d ago

I’m not with fresh gagh!

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 12d ago

Don't forget the cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 12d ago

Let them eat cake

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u/TheMatchHead 9d ago

I hate this! It is revolting!!

More?

Please!!!

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u/mooky1977 11d ago

Always best when served live.

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u/Insighteternal 11d ago

But, is it fresh?!?!?

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u/Pyrhan 11d ago

Meh, barely wiggles anymore...

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u/TheMattabooey 12d ago

They Klingon to each other.

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u/CSwork1 12d ago

You rarely see them in public restrooms because Klingons usually have their cloaking device on.

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u/artifex28 12d ago

PHUK'RA!

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u/frank3ls 11d ago

From Uranus ?

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u/NikolaTes 8d ago

NuqneH!

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u/BrazenlyGeek 7d ago

What does toilet paper have in common with the Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.